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Date: 12/15/12 12:20 PM

20 Responses to If I Could Be a Woman

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    December 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    Link: If I Could Be a Woman - Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    Way to be a douchebag, Fancy.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Holy poo. Good thing I wasn`t high or I would`ve died laughing. Luckily my stomach just really really hurts
  4. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    Six foot and a hundred pounds? You`d be dead, or close to it, since you`d have a BMI of 13.6

    I`m 5` 9", when I weighed myself last I was just under 11 stone, and IAB has seen photos of me. Even at my lightest, after a fairly serious operation and hospital stay where I couldn`t eat for a week, I`ve only ever been just under nine stone at this height. And I felt lousy, like I could blow away with the wind!

    Women have a tough enough time targeting unrealistic body ideals. Don`t aim for the `ideal` of womanhood described in this video, ladies! ;)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Short version... "I would be Barbie."

    But ya ARE Blanche! Ya ARE in that chair!!!!

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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    TIMMAY!!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    6 foot and 100 lbs..... sounds healthy.

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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    What the hell is wrong with you people?!
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1115 posts
    December 15, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    I must have skipped over the blurb about 6` 100 lbs and its completely possible and healthy... in high school i was 5`9 90 lbs and on the wrestling team.. ARM BAR FROM HELL MUAHAHHAH... after high school 5`11 and 1118 for a few years, then 128 for a few... now 160...still under my ideal but the BMI is a total load of horsepoo.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 2:14 am
    I don`t get it
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 3:01 am
    Dead-kittens,

    You can weigh whatever, your ratio of muscle to fat matters too. Women are actually supposed to have a bit higher fat content than men, even the skinny gals. Six feet at a hundred pounds is anorexic for a woman. Shoot, I`m only five two, and I was TINY at 115 back in the day.
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    Mikeol Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 4:05 am
    What the f@&# did I just watch
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 4:48 am
    I`m confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?
  14. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:23 am
    I find this site quite interesting in terms of height/weight comparisons. It provides a photographic record of people at a range of weights, heights and genders. There is no example of anyone at 6 feet and 100lbs. This is the closest at that height and 120lbs:



    The nearest woman is 6`1" and 157 lbs:

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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:38 am
    I`m confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?

    8-bit, the day you`re *not* confused and *do* get anything posted on IAB, that`ll be the day to report your state of mind to us. Until then, this is just yet another in a long line of items you "don`t get".
  16. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 8:08 am
    LOL! - they`ve changed those photos round since I posted. You`ll need to visit the site if you want to see the real photos. :)
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 9:04 am
    @MacGuffin
    I posted this
    bored_link.cfm?link_id=73275

    Honestly, I just don`t understand the video. Simple explanation would`ve been nice. Not taking the piss here.
  18. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    @8-bit: I think 90% of your problems stem from the mistaken belief that:

    1) Everything makes sense to everybody and has a reasonable explanation.

    2) That you`re entitled to such an explanation.

    It could be you`ve just got Aspergers or something and so genuinely just don`t realise each of the above statements is false (that would not seem improbable given how often you announce that you "don`t get" things). So, just this once, I`ll say: I think I`m right in saying this doesn`t make sense to any of us. Which is why we`re taking around the subject rather than about it: it`s just something to do, fellah. There`s no deep and meaningful purpose to it.
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    What`s going on here, and what is his/her health problem? :(
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    @MacGuffin
    That last sentence was thine fanks.
    Now I`m going to go back to slamming by balls on to a plank of wood and upload it to YouTube for millions of hits. MacGuffin, you`re a very very "smrat" person. :)

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