If I Could Be a Woman

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Weird

Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?
There are 20 comments:
Male 5,413
@MacGuffin
That last sentence was thine fanks.
Now I`m going to go back to slamming by balls on to a plank of wood and upload it to YouTube for millions of hits. MacGuffin, you`re a very very "smrat" person. :)
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Female 519
What`s going on here, and what is his/her health problem? :(
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Female 2,602
@8-bit: I think 90% of your problems stem from the mistaken belief that:

1) Everything makes sense to everybody and has a reasonable explanation.

2) That you`re entitled to such an explanation.

It could be you`ve just got Aspergers or something and so genuinely just don`t realise each of the above statements is false (that would not seem improbable given how often you announce that you "don`t get" things). So, just this once, I`ll say: I think I`m right in saying this doesn`t make sense to any of us. Which is why we`re taking around the subject rather than about it: it`s just something to do, fellah. There`s no deep and meaningful purpose to it.
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Male 5,413
@MacGuffin
I posted this
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Honestly, I just don`t understand the video. Simple explanation would`ve been nice. Not taking the piss here.
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Female 2,602
LOL! - they`ve changed those photos round since I posted. You`ll need to visit the site if you want to see the real photos. :)
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Female 2,602
[quote]I`m confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?[/quote]

8-bit, the day you`re *not* confused and *do* get anything posted on IAB, that`ll be the day to report your state of mind to us. Until then, this is just yet another in a long line of items you "don`t get".
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Female 2,602
I find this site quite interesting in terms of height/weight comparisons. It provides a photographic record of people at a range of weights, heights and genders. There is no example of anyone at 6 feet and 100lbs. This is the closest at that height and 120lbs:



The nearest woman is 6`1" and 157 lbs:

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Male 5,413
I`m confused. No joke, what is the point of this video?
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Male 9
What the f@&# did I just watch
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Female 836
Dead-kittens,

You can weigh whatever, your ratio of muscle to fat matters too. Women are actually supposed to have a bit higher fat content than men, even the skinny gals. Six feet at a hundred pounds is anorexic for a woman. Shoot, I`m only five two, and I was TINY at 115 back in the day.
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Male 7,775
I don`t get it
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Male 1,252
I must have skipped over the blurb about 6` 100 lbs and its completely possible and healthy... in high school i was 5`9 90 lbs and on the wrestling team.. ARM BAR FROM HELL MUAHAHHAH... after high school 5`11 and 1118 for a few years, then 128 for a few... now 160...still under my ideal but the BMI is a total load of horsepoo.
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Male 392
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
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Male 37,897

6 foot and 100 lbs..... sounds healthy.

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Male 2,384
TIMMAY!!!!
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Male 37,897

Short version... "I would be Barbie."

But ya ARE Blanche! Ya ARE in that chair!!!!

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Female 2,602
Six foot and a hundred pounds? You`d be dead, or close to it, since you`d have a BMI of 13.6

I`m 5` 9", when I weighed myself last I was just under 11 stone, and IAB has seen photos of me. Even at my lightest, after a fairly serious operation and hospital stay where I couldn`t eat for a week, I`ve only ever been just under nine stone at this height. And I felt lousy, like I could blow away with the wind!

Women have a tough enough time targeting unrealistic body ideals. Don`t aim for the `ideal` of womanhood described in this video, ladies! ;)
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Male 1,048
Holy poo. Good thing I wasn`t high or I would`ve died laughing. Luckily my stomach just really really hurts
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Male 3,445
Way to be a douchebag, Fancy.
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Male 19,873
Link: If I Could Be a Woman [Rate Link] - Would this be considered spoken-word poetry?
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