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    oOdaedalusOo Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Link: Guns Vs. Grass - Unarguable common sense.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:25 am
    "God" didn`t create anything...
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Not common sense at all since it refers to "god".
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    MisterG Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Unarguable?
    Man created god.
    He doesn`t exist.
    So, how does god create a plant?
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Both should be legal. Now argue with me.

    I will offer you one of the two options above as the resolution. Either smoke a dubee and chill the feck out or I will shoot you for disturbing my high.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:28 am
    I was right there until I read "created by God." I still support the message though. What was needed was a constitutional amendment allowing people to grow weed, apparently.
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    Ozmose Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:28 am
    I`m in favor of both . . . what`s your point?
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Rhinos were "created by `God`" too, but that doesn`t make them any less illegal to own.

    Don`t get me wrong, I`m in favor of legalization, but have the grace to use a logical argument.
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    vonKaiser Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:35 am

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    yohouseofren Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:36 am
    You don`t smoke rifles
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:40 am
    MisterG beat me to it. My argument is that man created god therefore god does not exist. If god does not exist, how did he create that plant?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Another garbage, political, flame bait, poo post.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:48 am
    insane ai,
    Not big on guns but I don`t think they should be illegal. Don`t get what the average joe needs an assault weapon for, though. Anyway, I have to go along with your choice of options except that I might have to disturb you, temporarily, to roll another one!
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    h4krChik Female 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:57 am
    That`s groovy, but the "God" part needs to be poo-canned.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    not here in Colorado
    the gun illegal
    and the pot is legal
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    grass was by a botanist named
    George O. Davis (aka G.O.D.)
    well one strain anyway.
    :-P
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    this is legal to own and was used to kill peopl.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    IT`S NOT AN ASSAULT RIFLE!

    That being said, Agreed. Both should be legal.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    @broizfam:

    No problems, I keep a few rolled just in case of company.

    As for the need for an assault weapon, have you paid attention to the US government? They forgot the turn up the heat SLOWLY part of the boiling frog experiment. now we can all see that both ends of teh spectrum are in control and fecking idiots at that.

    We need assault weapons to protect ourselves from our government more than anything else. However, they also do a great job of deterring people with baseball bats from crossing a property line in a state with Castle Doctrine laws.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    @auburnjunky
    like i always tell you read more

    Definition of ASSAULT RIFLE
    : any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles with large capacity magazines designed for military use
    (Concise Encyclopedia)
    Military firearm that is chambered for ammunition of reduced size or propellant charge and has the capacity to switch between semiautomatic and fully automatic fire. Light and portable, yet able to deliver a high volume of fire with reasonable accuracy at modern combat ranges of 1,000–1,600 ft (300–500 m), assault rifles have become the standard infantry weapon of modern armies. Their ease of handling makes them ideal for mobile assault troops crowded into personnel carriers or helicopters, as well as for guerrilla fighters engaged in jungle or urban warfare. Widely used assault rifles are the U.S. M16, the Soviet Kalashnikov (the AK-47 and modernized versions), the Belgian FAL and FNC, and the German G3.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    In my state (Washington), full-autos are illegal, even with the Federal license to own one.
    But pot is now legal!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    dm, "Military firearm that is chambered for ammunition of reduced size or propellant charge and has the capacity to switch between semiautomatic and fully automatic fire."

    I think what AJ may be getting at is that I don`t think the AR15 is capable of switching to full auto and is technically not an assault rifle due to that.... in fact I think that`s the reason why it was made as a totally separate weapon to the M16 which is full auto capable and very obviously an assault rifle.

    btw, I`m not a gun nut...I`m not in favour of large scale gun ownership like AJ is - but I used to handle assault rifles for work and know full auto capability is part of the definition... like it shows in your quote. I may be remembering wrong about the AR15 being semi auto only though and i`m sure someone will help me out and correct me if I am.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    I am in favour of legalising weed though.....I hope the UK will eventually adopt the Spanish approach to it where growing your own and smoking it among friends in private houses is legal. In fact in Spain where my father lives it is a constitutional right. Selling it remains illegal though.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    "Military firearm that is chambered for ammunition of reduced size or propellant charge and has the capacity to switch between semiautomatic and fully automatic fire."

    Civilian use AR-15s cannot switch between full auto and semi auto. They are semi auto only.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Thanks Listy.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    December 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    They`re talking to you, America!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    There are ways around everything. Ever hear of this little ingenious invention called a SSAR-15 Bump-Fire Stock? Since you`re technically just bump-firing the weapon, it`s a perfectly legal modification that pretty much gives you full-auto capability.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    @Whodat: It`s infinitely less accurate, and not legal in some states.
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
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    December 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    Change the word "God" to "nature" and i`m right with you.
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    botfly Male 50-59
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    December 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    @ drawman61, F*ck off europe!
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    This is alcohol (*can of beer) this is legal, this leads to more deaths than guns and cancer combined
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    I haven`t had any direct issues with armed people threatening me in my life (to date). I have had my apartment building burn down due to someone getting stoned, getting the munchies, deciding to make french fries, putting oil on the stove, then passing out. I had to jump out the second story window into a tree to climb down, then catch my mother, who happened to arrive late that night for a quick visit, and who also landed half in a bush, puncturing her ankle and breaking her calcaneus on a branch. Anecdotal, yes, but still, a pretty clear example of a person whose experiences ironically support the legal situation.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Slotherder, my experiences are the other way round... I`ve never had any weed related mishaps or life-threatening situations, but I have been threatened directly with firearms...not including the military where it was expected, as a civvy I`ve twice been threatened with legally owned guns - once in the UK off a guy who legally owned a shotgun and didn`t like me being sarcastic to him when he was drunk so went home and got it and the other time was when I lived in the US with my then girlfriend and I`d made a joke to a drunk guy in a bar and I went out the side for a smoke when the doormen came running round to warn me the guy had come back with his gun because he`d taken the joke badly.

    Actually now I think about it, it`s sarcasm to drunk guys that`s the danger not the guns.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    Lol listy Yeah, maybe if they just made it so you have to take appetite suppressants any time you smoke pot, I wouldn`t have had to deal with that poo of a few years, either.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    Oh, btw, I also almost took a fireball to the face when I was still half-asleep and groggily opened up the door to see wtf was going on. Let enough heat in in the time it took me to duck and slam the door back shut to melt the smoke detector off my ceiling. Apparently I can still be quick even if I`m stupid.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm
    i`m not sure about the God part
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    @auburnjunky - all weapons firing on full-auto are less accurate, even mounted in fixed positions or on tripods. That`s why you fire bursts, and also so you don`t overheat & destroy the barrel. Some people like that sh*t, just spray & pray, I prefer accuracy, quality over quantity.
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    ginger5010 Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    til I looked at the draft ov $7328, I accept that my best friend was like they say actualy receiving money part-time on their computer.. there aunts neighbour haz done this for only nineteen months and just repayed the dept on there villa and got a new Volkswagen Golf GTI. go to, cloud68dot c om
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    That plant was created by nature.
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    Boresome Male 30-39
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    I`d still rather have the gun then that plant ...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    December 18, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    We should have both.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2012 at 12:08 am
    created by god, lolololool
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    thefatviking Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2012 at 3:36 am
    >AR-15
    >assault rifle
    Pick one.
    The AR-15 is not an assault rifle, because it`s only semi-automatic. For it to count as an assault rifle it would need to be fully automatic (like the military M-16). And fully automatic weapons are far more regulated, far more expensive (because of regulations), and far harder to get legally than weed.
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2012 at 3:53 am
    agree with it all except the made by god bit
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2012 at 6:25 am
    @thefatviking

    Someone from Europe who gets it!!! They call it a "assualt rifle" because that makes it "EVIIILLL" and you can push an agenda easier.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2012 at 6:26 am
    Make both legal and we`re free.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2012 at 7:30 am
    "
    I am in favour of legalising weed though.....I hope the UK will eventually adopt the Spanish approach to it where growing your own and smoking it among friends in private houses is legal. In fact in Spain where my father lives it is a constitutional right. Selling it remains illegal though."

    Pot is legal as long as it is free? Excellent! Finally my EU passport has a use.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
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    December 19, 2012 at 8:16 am
    Yes, because what the world really needs is more high stoners... great...
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2012 at 9:57 am
    Good luck defending yourself against a mass murderer with a baggy of pot!
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
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    December 19, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Good luck proving the plant was created by God.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    I hear people talk about god creating all sorts of things that humans have made, I`m sure some christians believe he invented guns too
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    December 19, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    if everyone in the world smoked weed we would all live together in harmony.
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
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    December 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm
    Weed was around long before we created god.

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