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Date: 12/27/12 04:10 PM

18 Responses to Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    Link: Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises - And everything wrong with The Amazing Spiderman both in under 3 minutes. Spoiler alert.
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    PirateWillis Male 18-29
    143 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    I don`t think this was worth the 3 minutes to watch.
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    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    PirateWillis - It really wasn`t. I started getting sick of the guys voice 30 seconds in. Essentially what we`re finding out more and more is that instead of enjoying a film, we have a lot of young smart arses who nitpick every detail and post their boring **** on YouTube.

    People like this, and people who post moronic reviews for films on YouTube, annoy the hell out of me.
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    mocrules Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    That bell was annoying after the second ding. Couldn`t watch the rest.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    Bane is supposed to be South American. The one decent role hispanics get to play in comics is that of the master super villain, and Hollywood`s got to go and whiten him up.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    This is not the path we want to travel.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Hummm, the interweb ate my comment!

    Thanks to this I don`t have to waste time & money watching a stupid, poorly-made film.

    I`ve heard that "Skyfall" is dreadful too... (after the action-packed first 30 minutes or so).
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 11:54 pm
    So the guy is incensed about a wholly made up, so not possible characters & stories? OK then.

    You could go the whole hog & suspend beliefe for entertainment purposes but Nooo.
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 3:20 am
    These movies are kind of....boring. The comic book thing is so played out especially after half a dozen batman flicks.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 7:59 am
    Dark Knight
    0:39 they let this guy go but they have him in the next cut sceen

    if everyone worked together they all could have gotten out of the "Pit"

    the "bat" coppter would not be able to fly.

    robin is not his name. Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne
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    tjgvertigo Male 18-29
    61 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 9:04 am
    My issue with this guys Batman video is that half of his problems with Bane are about his character. He complains while Batman gets beat down by Bane. That actually happens in the comics... not sure why that is an issue. And why is it so hard to believe Bane could find the armory. He had foot soldiers willing to die for him... they were obviously helping seek out these things. He knew Bruce and Batman were one. He was working on breaking the Batman and Gotham for 8 years to avenge Ra`s. Of course he knew the armory was there.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    Keep advertising out of movies!

    It only takes away from the experience every time I have to see some stupid logo and realize, oh yeah, this is just a ploy to get more money from the masses. We`re already paying to see it, why are they selling us crap while we pay to see the crap
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    Also, go watch Django!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    I would like to hear if anyone actually liked DKR after seeing it.

    It was covered in characters that had no visible motivation including Bane.

    I`m glad I`m not the only person that felt like screaming at the screen over the stock trade contrivance.
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    tjgvertigo Male 18-29
    61 posts
    December 29, 2012 at 12:24 am
    CodeJockey - I liked the movie. Sure it had problems but as a fan of the comics I feel like the areas that were weak would have been too fantastic for a Nolan Batman film to describe. I agree there were too many characters and mostly you have the fans to blame... Joseph Gordon Leavitt`s character was more of a throw in because everyone wanted a cool take on a Robin so they spewed him out there. I think if they had cut out Robin and his bullocks bits and some of the people Bane and Talia were working with the movie would have been MUCH better. My one BIG issue with the whole movie is the bomb scene. It played out so cliche it almost ruined the movie for me. But I enjoyed it non the less.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    December 29, 2012 at 2:01 am
    OK, I would just like to point out that the guy who makes these videos is obviously a moron. He critiques the fact that Peter Parker uses Bing, but doesn`t pick up on the biggest screw up in the entire movie, which is the fact that the antidote that took away the lizzard`s powers and transformed him back into a one armed puzzy should have also turned Spiderman back into a two armed puzzy... but didn`t!!!

    And in Batman, he missed yet another extremely obvious, extremely vital plot failure. Somehow, Bruce Wayne is able to make it out of a hole prison in the middle east wearing nothing but the raggs on his back and with no money whatsoever, but is able to mack it back to Gotham is like 12 hours!!!
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    December 29, 2012 at 3:49 am
    It`s funny to see people critique movies with utterly ridiculous plots.

    It`s like going to a restaurant that serves dog turd tacos and complaining that the food tastes like crap.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 29, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Rob, in the books and TV plot that involved Conners becoming a lizard, Peter begins to grow more limbs.
    Fix Conners takes him back to 4 limbs but did not cure his secondary mutation (regular Spider-Man.)
    They probably decided to leave that out didn`t notice why it was needed.

    tjgvertigo, I tried to watch DKR in a 16x9 theatre.
    I fell asleep multiple times. The couple behind me tapped my seat then, she fell asleep and SNOOOOOOOOORED!!!

    It was flat. The characters were dark. Alfed`s dialog was a mirror of the previous movie.
    This was not the video opera the second picture was leading into.

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