Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

And everything wrong with The Amazing Spiderman both in under 3 minutes. Spoiler alert.
There are 18 comments:
Male 5,608
Rob, in the books and TV plot that involved Conners becoming a lizard, Peter begins to grow more limbs.
Fix Conners takes him back to 4 limbs but did not cure his secondary mutation (regular Spider-Man.)
They probably decided to leave that out didn`t notice why it was needed.

tjgvertigo, I tried to watch DKR in a 16x9 theatre.
I fell asleep multiple times. The couple behind me tapped my seat then, she fell asleep and SNOOOOOOOOORED!!!

It was flat. The characters were dark. Alfed`s dialog was a mirror of the previous movie.
This was not the video opera the second picture was leading into.
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Male 729
It`s funny to see people critique movies with utterly ridiculous plots.

It`s like going to a restaurant that serves dog turd tacos and complaining that the food tastes like crap.
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Male 2,514
OK, I would just like to point out that the guy who makes these videos is obviously a moron. He critiques the fact that Peter Parker uses Bing, but doesn`t pick up on the biggest screw up in the entire movie, which is the fact that the antidote that took away the lizzard`s powers and transformed him back into a one armed puzzy should have also turned Spiderman back into a two armed puzzy... but didn`t!!!

And in Batman, he missed yet another extremely obvious, extremely vital plot failure. Somehow, Bruce Wayne is able to make it out of a hole prison in the middle east wearing nothing but the raggs on his back and with no money whatsoever, but is able to mack it back to Gotham is like 12 hours!!!
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Male 61
CodeJockey - I liked the movie. Sure it had problems but as a fan of the comics I feel like the areas that were weak would have been too fantastic for a Nolan Batman film to describe. I agree there were too many characters and mostly you have the fans to blame... Joseph Gordon Leavitt`s character was more of a throw in because everyone wanted a cool take on a Robin so they spewed him out there. I think if they had cut out Robin and his bullocks bits and some of the people Bane and Talia were working with the movie would have been MUCH better. My one BIG issue with the whole movie is the bomb scene. It played out so cliche it almost ruined the movie for me. But I enjoyed it non the less.
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Male 5,608
I would like to hear if anyone actually liked DKR after seeing it.

It was covered in characters that had no visible motivation including Bane.

I`m glad I`m not the only person that felt like screaming at the screen over the stock trade contrivance.
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Male 2,513
Also, go watch Django!
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Male 2,513
Keep advertising out of movies!

It only takes away from the experience every time I have to see some stupid logo and realize, oh yeah, this is just a ploy to get more money from the masses. We`re already paying to see it, why are they selling us crap while we pay to see the crap
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Male 61
My issue with this guys Batman video is that half of his problems with Bane are about his character. He complains while Batman gets beat down by Bane. That actually happens in the comics... not sure why that is an issue. And why is it so hard to believe Bane could find the armory. He had foot soldiers willing to die for him... they were obviously helping seek out these things. He knew Bruce and Batman were one. He was working on breaking the Batman and Gotham for 8 years to avenge Ra`s. Of course he knew the armory was there.
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Male 3,578
Dark Knight
0:39 they let this guy go but they have him in the next cut sceen

if everyone worked together they all could have gotten out of the "Pit"

the "bat" coppter would not be able to fly.

robin is not his name. Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne
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Male 514
These movies are kind of....boring. The comic book thing is so played out especially after half a dozen batman flicks.
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Female 2,549
So the guy is incensed about a wholly made up, so not possible characters & stories? OK then.

You could go the whole hog & suspend beliefe for entertainment purposes but Nooo.
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Male 36,490
Hummm, the interweb ate my comment!

Thanks to this I don`t have to waste time & money watching a stupid, poorly-made film.

I`ve heard that "Skyfall" is dreadful too... (after the action-packed first 30 minutes or so).
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Male 3,310
This is not the path we want to travel.
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Male 646
Bane is supposed to be South American. The one decent role hispanics get to play in comics is that of the master super villain, and Hollywood`s got to go and whiten him up.
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Male 60
That bell was annoying after the second ding. Couldn`t watch the rest.
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Male 392
PirateWillis - It really wasn`t. I started getting sick of the guys voice 30 seconds in. Essentially what we`re finding out more and more is that instead of enjoying a film, we have a lot of young smart arses who nitpick every detail and post their boring **** on YouTube.

People like this, and people who post moronic reviews for films on YouTube, annoy the hell out of me.
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Male 143
I don`t think this was worth the 3 minutes to watch.
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Female 8,044
Link: Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises [Rate Link] - And everything wrong with The Amazing Spiderman both in under 3 minutes. Spoiler alert.
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