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Date: 12/01/12 10:22 AM

27 Responses to Enjoy Your Safe Orgasm

  1. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    November 28, 2012 at 11:52 am
    Link: Enjoy Your Safe Orgasm - Don`t be a morron, use your condom.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Screwing with a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat. Of course, if you`re going to shower with sewer water, this might not be a bad idea.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 10:45 am

    I could tell the differance.
    He looked bored.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 10:52 am
    @ Piperfawn ;-)

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    briand Male 40-49
    149 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 11:06 am
    Yes, the feeling of with or without a condom is night and day. People who disagree must be so over-eager to get laid, screwing rubber is a step-up from what they`re used to.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 11:37 am
    of course it looks the same, we`re only seeing the girls face.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 11:47 am
    "Screwing with a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat."

    I like Daniel Tosh`s analogy. Sex with a condom is like picking up dog poop with a bag on your hand. You know you should be freaking out right now because there is poop in your hand, but you don`t feel anything so you can`t freak out.
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    scapegoat7 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    So a guy walks into a CVS to buy condoms. He was a virgin, so when he saw all the types and sizes
    and flavors and whatnot he got very confused and decided he ought to ask a pharmacist for help.
    He did so, and the pharmacist that helped him seemd very nice and explained everything for him.
    After the guy had chosen and bought a pack, he called his girfriend to say he`d finally got them.
    She said that if they were going to get it on she wanted him to meet her parents first.
    They made plans to have dinner at her parents house and when they arrived har family was already at the table, waiting.
    They sat down and the boy immediatly started praying.
    When he finally looked up the girl said "I never knew you were religious."
    The boy replied "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist."
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    Anyway today is "World AIDS Day".
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    huskernut97 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    I want those two minutes of my life back
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    Alother example of an excellent woman actor. ;) lol
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm
    hey piperfawn! you spelled "fake" wrong
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    rocky908 Male 18-29
    1 post
    December 1, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    I like when words such as moron are misspelled.
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    gpaglen Male 70 & Over
    23 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    Nice photography.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    @ ByOwlPost - I think you`re wrong, she wasn`t faking it.
    A guy can always tell when a girl fakes it.



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    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    Well, I get my gf to organ before we even have sex so I just feel like a god for the whole 4 minutes it lasts.

    It`s called the g-spot.
    Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you`re doing this from the front) and profit.

    give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She`ll be. Cumming and honestly she`ll be so impressed she`ll put up with your anime collection.


    Thank me later.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    December 1, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    Yeah, it was quiet and wasn`t exciting at all.
  18. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 1:02 am
    That was the best post I`ve ever read, Schecter5.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4852 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 4:35 am
    For rocky908:

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 5:15 am
    In nine months time she`ll be chasing his ass for maintenance, that`s the difference.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 7:17 am
    "Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you`re doing this from the front) and profit."

    And if you discover a prostate, leave quickly without exchanging phone numbers.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 11:15 am

    "give it a minute or two and..."
    If you really think it happens that fast then she was faking it to get you to leave.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    "Don`t be a morron"

    Yeeeeaaahhhh, way to go with the caption........
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    "give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She`ll be. Cumming and honestly she`ll be so impressed she`ll put up with your anime collection."

    As a woman, if you think it`s that simple, then either your girl is faking or you`ve never actually done it.

    Personally, I have a fantastic sex life, but it isn`t because of my boyfriend`s technical skills. He makes me comfortable. I take charge for my Big O and he is accepting of whatever I need to make it happen. He`s able to put his ego aside and, as a good gentleman does, always puts ladies first. If my boyfriend was always trying to prove his prowess to me (his ego) instead of letting me call the shots (my pleasure), I would end up really bored and frustrated.

    You`re welcome.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 5:54 am
    this video is as exciting as a curling championship and as erotic as the canadian remake of "nikita".

    lol & thanks @ drakulya`s comment, though.
  26. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 6:01 am
    and "curling championship" does not refer to schecter5`s comment.

    (have you exited puberty yet, dude?)
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:56 am
    Anyway today is "World AIDS Day".


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