Enjoy Your Safe Orgasm

Submitted by: piperfawn 4 years ago in

Don"t be a morron, use your condom.
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Male 14,334
[quote]Anyway today is "World AIDS Day".[/quote]


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Male 1,104
and "curling championship" does not refer to schecter5`s comment.

(have you exited puberty yet, dude?)
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Male 1,104
this video is as exciting as a curling championship and as erotic as the canadian remake of "nikita".

lol & thanks @ drakulya`s comment, though.
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Female 582
"give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She`ll be. Cumming and honestly she`ll be so impressed she`ll put up with your anime collection."

As a woman, if you think it`s that simple, then either your girl is faking or you`ve never actually done it.

Personally, I have a fantastic sex life, but it isn`t because of my boyfriend`s technical skills. He makes me comfortable. I take charge for my Big O and he is accepting of whatever I need to make it happen. He`s able to put his ego aside and, as a good gentleman does, always puts ladies first. If my boyfriend was always trying to prove his prowess to me (his ego) instead of letting me call the shots (my pleasure), I would end up really bored and frustrated.

You`re welcome.
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Male 2,700
"Don`t be a morron"

Yeeeeaaahhhh, way to go with the caption........
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Male 38,485

[quote]"give it a minute or two and..." [/quote]
If you really think it happens that fast then she was faking it to get you to leave.
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Male 14,834
"Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you`re doing this from the front) and profit."

And if you discover a prostate, leave quickly without exchanging phone numbers.
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Male 7,775
In nine months time she`ll be chasing his ass for maintenance, that`s the difference.
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Male 5,818
For rocky908:

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Female 674
That was the best post I`ve ever read, Schecter5.
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Male 1,313
Yeah, it was quiet and wasn`t exciting at all.
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Male 406
Well, I get my gf to organ before we even have sex so I just feel like a god for the whole 4 minutes it lasts.

It`s called the g-spot.
Curl your fingers up towards her belly button, open then close the fingers (in relation to your palm assuming you`re doing this from the front) and profit.

give it a minute or two and wheel be like old faithful She`ll be. Cumming and honestly she`ll be so impressed she`ll put up with your anime collection.


Thank me later.
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Male 38,485

@ ByOwlPost - I think you`re wrong, she wasn`t faking it.
A guy can always tell when a girl fakes it.



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Male 23
Nice photography.
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Male 1
I like when words such as moron are misspelled.
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Male 1,284
hey piperfawn! you spelled "fake" wrong
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Female 519
Alother example of an excellent woman actor. ;) lol
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Male 16
I want those two minutes of my life back
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Male 5,081
Anyway today is "World AIDS Day".
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Male 210

So a guy walks into a CVS to buy condoms. He was a virgin, so when he saw all the types and sizes
and flavors and whatnot he got very confused and decided he ought to ask a pharmacist for help.
He did so, and the pharmacist that helped him seemd very nice and explained everything for him.
After the guy had chosen and bought a pack, he called his girfriend to say he`d finally got them.
She said that if they were going to get it on she wanted him to meet her parents first.
They made plans to have dinner at her parents house and when they arrived har family was already at the table, waiting.
They sat down and the boy immediatly started praying.
When he finally looked up the girl said "I never knew you were religious."
The boy replied "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist."
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Male 1,268
"Screwing with a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat."

I like Daniel Tosh`s analogy. Sex with a condom is like picking up dog poop with a bag on your hand. You know you should be freaking out right now because there is poop in your hand, but you don`t feel anything so you can`t freak out.
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Male 1,674
of course it looks the same, we`re only seeing the girls face.
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Male 153
Yes, the feeling of with or without a condom is night and day. People who disagree must be so over-eager to get laid, screwing rubber is a step-up from what they`re used to.
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Female 3,727
@ Piperfawn ;-)

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Male 38,485

I could tell the differance.
He looked bored.
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Male 15,832
Screwing with a condom is like taking a shower in a raincoat. Of course, if you`re going to shower with sewer water, this might not be a bad idea.
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Male 5,081
Link: Enjoy Your Safe Orgasm [Rate Link] - Don`t be a morron, use your condom.
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