Don`t Pass Out At A Tattoo Artist`s Party [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Of course you get the obligatory "penis" drawings all over you, but you just might want to keep them.
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Male 3,147
8bit, whilst I`m a pretty light sleeper even when bladdered I`ve seen guys fall asleep in the Mess in the military and totally get drawn on every inch of their body without so much as stirring... also one guy passed out next to a radiator in the barracks one night and woke up to what was basically a cooked arm that needed surgery to remove the rather large chunk of flesh that looked and smelled like a crispy pork chop. I don`t see how he could sleep through the initial pain before all the nerves had been killed ... but he did.
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Female 1,324
@Corpsecrank

I`m assuming you`re just addressing the whole thing in general and not a specific post. It didn`t say it was a real tattoo, in fact it said the opposite... "might want to keep them" would imply that it is indeed NOT permanent to begin with. If someone thought it was than they`re just silly.
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Male 3,908
@8BitHero - I guess you`ve never been around someone who REALLY passed out from drinking way too much, way too fast. The only way you can tell they`re not dead is by actually looking & listening to make sure they`re still breathing. Depending on the artist something like that wouldn`t take hours, one of my friends who has been tattooing for over 15 years and does my work could probably have done that freehand with a sharpie in an hour depending on how much he had to drink.
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Male 928
Yeah that is NOT an actual tat. If it were there would be redness all around it and minor swelling as well. Someone just got really creative with a marker. Yeah it probably was a tattoo artist but not done with a set of needles.
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Male 3,894
Ah, the joys of an art degree.
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Female 26
Sharpie tattoo.
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Male 628
A hearty chuckle goes out to @Listypoos
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Male 5,413
How do pass out and NOT feel that being drawn on your back, arm AND face? That takes hours to do, especially the shading.
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Male 3,060
He`s just paying homage to his favorite band...Dickleback.
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Male 39,543

SHHHHH!
Don`t tell him. He thinkgs it says "Death before Dishonor"
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Male 3,147
Dude...You got a tattoo!

So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

"Cock Life"

Oh.
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Female 8,043
Link: Don`t Pass Out At A Tattoo Artist`s Party [Pic] [Rate Link] - Of course you get the obligatory `penis` drawings all over you, but you just might want to keep them.
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