Dad Needs Help With Xmas, His Marriage [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

How do you now know these basic facts about your own wife and why do you ask your kids these questions?
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it.
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Male 1,393
At what point do 36B`s become 36 Longs?
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Male 936
he`s asking his son`s best friend
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Female 2,674
"women`s weight yoyo`s so much it`s a wonder they know their sizes."

Not really. I`ve worn the same size for quite a while despite a 15ish pound change. If they`re something like a sports bra, they tend to be elastic enough that they can deal with slight weight changes. If they`re normal bras, the clasp in the back tends to have 3 or so different levels you can put it on if you`re heavier one day (front clasps tend to only have one option, but I don`t use those anymore because they`ve come accidentally undone way too many times). Unless your wife gets pregnant or gains/loses a lot of weight, her bra size will probably stay about the same.

That being said, I have no idea my mom`s bra size. I can guesstimate it but that`s about it. The cup size is easy but the band size is hard to tell just looking at someone, so I wouldn`t expect my boyfriend or even a future husband to know that since I tend to shop for myself for stuff like that.
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Male 7,775
He was probably stood in the shop at the time. I wouldn`t know my wife`s sizes. Let`s be fair to men, women`s weight yoyo`s so much it`s a wonder they know their sizes.
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Male 13,624
Just check out the top drawer in the bedroom you twat
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Female 1,324
@Sarah

He probably wants to buy her lingerie or maybe she just needs new ones and wants to surprise her? That`s not creepy, it`s sweet. He`s probably asking his daughter.
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Female 3,562
I can sort of understand a daughter knowing her mom`s bra size (I know my mothers, but I know the size of several female friends too), but a father asking his kids about it is just creepy. There`s just no not-creepy reason he would ask.
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Male 2,619
About this big...

*holds out hands*
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Male 11,740
Maybe his son gets more action than he does?
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Male 1,393
Fancy, When you have kids you will understand. This type of poo is payback for all the times they started crying when you were just about to come and she had to go check on the little fekkers.

Almost as good as Dad screaming wrong hole in a poorly faked Indian accent.
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Male 2,598
hopefully your daughter and wife share more clothes then you share with either of them.
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Male 20,110
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