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Date: 12/02/12 11:08 PM

25 Responses to Bama Fan Gets 2 Yr. Prison Sentence For Teabagging

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    Link: Bama Fan Gets 2 Yr. Prison Sentence For Teabagging - Stay classy, Alabama fans.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    December 2, 2012 at 11:19 pm
    Makes you wonder if at ANY time this guy had any kind of "Hmm.. I wonder if this is a bad idea?" thoughts rattling around in the cavernous hole where his brain should be.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    December 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm
    SEXUAL ASSAULT drat YEAH
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 12:07 am
    two years???? someone needs to put the lawyers and judges like this in jail for life for being such idiots.

    seriously, this is the country everything is a crime and the punishment is almost always way overdone compared to the act.

    nation of puss`s.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2012 at 12:52 am
    Nope nope. Justified sentence. I say make the drater lick nuts everyday for the duration, but I`m biased lol.
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    ccalhoun86 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:36 am
    Probably happens every day in a college dorm. Generally a vicious monkey tap, with a follow-up of extremely hot sauce in the beer, or some other cruel prank is a proper retaliation. 2 years in prison? Holy drat me. How about a public apology and a couple hundred hours of community service? Considering it happened in Alabama though, I`m surprised the judge didn`t sentence him to go to church...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2012 at 3:37 am
    jamie76, Dude i don`t know if you _read_ the article.. But someone shoved his balls down an unconsious persons throat. I don`t know what you and your mates get up too, but i`d kill someone for doing that to me. 2 years is a light punishment, and i`d say the judge took into acount that the perp. doesn`t have enough braincells to consider the implication of his actions.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 4:49 am
    "Considering it happened in Alabama"

    New Orleans, Louisiana. Judge should have sacrificed a chicken.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5441 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 5:07 am
    MrOrange, Dude I don`t know if you _read_ the article.. But someone *simulated* shoving his balls down an unconsious persons throat.

    There, fixed it for you.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2012 at 5:17 am
    Elkingo: Did the perp`s balls touch the victim`s lips?

    Close enough.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 6:20 am

    We just throw people in prisons for any old thing now, don`t we.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 6:33 am
    Release the lawyers.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 6:58 am
    Two years for this? Well, might have something to do with the fact that the `victim` (passed out drunk) happened to be an LSU fan, and the trial was in New Orleans, and the Judge was from La. I`m surprised he he didn`t get life?

    Was the Alabama fan a douche? Yes.
    Was the LSU fan an idiot? Yes.
    "permanently damaged someone’s life." Give me a break.

    And AuburnJunkie, see no bias there. I happen to be an Alabama Fan, and Auburn fan when they`re not playing Alabama (my daughter is about to graduate from Auburn).
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    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 8:02 am
    Well... I don`t think 2 years are justified. But he dryhumps his head with his balls out... That`s just nasty! Here is the video http://tinyurl.com/896mpb3 Probably NSFW!
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 9:29 am
    the south must make you yanks so proud
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 9:49 am
    Yea, he should get to be rude and treat others like poo and get nothing? The fact that no one thinks this is f*cked up is what is wrong with our society. Maybe two years in prison is too much. but he should get something.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 11:36 am
    drworm2002-"Yea, he should get to be rude and treat others like poo and get nothing?"

    No, he should get something. 2 years just seems a bit much. Especially had he been drunk and driving, he would have gotten a few days in jail, at most.

    The idiot who was passed out drunk in the bar and got teabagged should get NOTHING from his lawsuit, also. ("Hey, I`m an idiot and acted irrisponsibly....give me money!")

    I especially like how the judge said `You have put aside someone`s dignity.` I`m sorry, but if you`re passed out drunk on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, you`re pretty much lacking dignity to begin with.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
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    December 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Two years for sexually assaulting someone that was unconscious you of course meant to say.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    "The idiot who was passed out drunk in the bar"

    He was at a Krystal. A KRYSTAL! IN PUBLIC!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 3, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    For once I agree with MacGuffin.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 3, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    He`s lucky they`re not making him register as a sex offender after getting out of prison. Once word gets around the cell block what he`s locked up for he`s going to have a bad time!!!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 3, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    He should have to register as a sex offender no matter what. I hope he gets teabagged regularly in prison, before and after sex.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    December 4, 2012 at 5:04 am
    What is a Bama?
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 5:18 am
    link to vid or didn`t happen.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6171 posts
    December 4, 2012 at 6:55 am
    MacGuffin-"someone that was unconscious "

    One of the reasons I`ve always stressed to my daughters to never drink themselves silly or unconscious....bad things can happen and you`ve rendered yourself helpless.

    All involved were idiots. I believe one side should be punished, and the other side should in no way benefit from his stupidity.

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