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Date: 12/18/12 07:13 PM

29 Responses to Atlas Survival Shelters: Underground Homes

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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    Link: Atlas Survival Shelters: Underground Homes - Someone really go serious about Mayans predictions.
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    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    I went with Vault-Tec. Vault 101 to be exact.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 18, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Great, but who would want to survive without a jacuzzi?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    Not nearly enough storage space for 10 people. Who wants to sleep near the air exchanger? That couch isn`t very practical either.

    Bleh! It may look fancy but it`s not `long term` at all!
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    I can`t believe people are still getting suckered into buying shelters. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    This. Is. Not. Spartaaaa.
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    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    F#ck that! It`s a coffin. I`ll take my chances against the zombies.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    1) Where does the power come from?
    2) That container is air tight. Where is the breathable air supposed to come from?
    3) What is the water source?
    4) I don`t see much food storage space.
    5) Decontamination chamber of what type and class by what decon medium and what detection medium?
    6)...
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 8:50 pm
    same questions as CodeJockey
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 9:27 pm
    I wonder how much these Atlas guys buy into the paranoia and how much they just go thru the motions in order to take people for 10s of thousands of dollars. Gun cabinet, escape hatch,up to .50 cal; if you think this sounds good, see your doctor.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    I would rather die on the outside than live in that thing.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    I don`t have the capital to build stuff like that so I chose to take advantage of the suc... um, I mean, I felt compelled to assist needy survivors by selling cans of Hair Net with taped-on photoshopped labels saying "Zom-B-Gone!"
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1127 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    nice cupboard...that should store what..2? 3 days worth of food? and after the apocolypse I guess we`ll just sit back and enjoy some television... ohhhh poo lol.
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:07 pm
    Where does it get power and clean water from? This is barely functional and poorly designed. It may work in a situation where you are afraid of your immediate safety and need a place to duck into and wait out an intruder in your main home but not for days on end. And that is at best.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36845 posts
    December 18, 2012 at 11:47 pm
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    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 1:45 am
    Am I the only one that started laughing the moment this guy started talking? Yeah, this "shelter" is in no way practical. A bullet may or may not be able to pierce the door, but the rest of the structure is like a tin can to gunfire. Clean water, electricity, and food storage are really lacking in this too. This thing is a giant coffin for fools. And 8 beds?! Why? I just can`t fathom all of the stupid in this..
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    Dikface Male 30-39
    38 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 2:43 am
    "Sufferin` succotash"
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 5:03 am
    "but the rest of the structure is like a tin can to gunfire."

    Underground. Underground. The dirt stops the bullets.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 5:48 am
    Why does his speech impediment not surprise me?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:21 am
    14 days into the apocalypse the man of the house will have gone all REDRUM on his family.

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:39 am
    Lights cigar WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!
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    deathcab4aj Female 30-39
    167 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 6:44 am
    The world is going to end, but everyone is still just going to sit on the couch and watch tv?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 7:22 am
    It`s not going to enable you to live forever. But I bet the kids would think it was the coolest thing ever, and would be wanting to have sleepovers in it all the time. It`d be worth it for that alone.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 7:45 am
    Doubles as a fish tank in floodplains.

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    Wayoldman Male 50-59
    72 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 11:47 am
    Where`s the toilet? I sure as hell wouldn`t want to go out in the radiation to crap right away.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2872 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    strange, i have sudden urge to go play some fallout 3.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 19, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    AHHHHahahahahah ahahahaha, a chester of drawers.
    I hope this guy doesn`t find his way into your shelter.

    Chest of drawers you lisp lipped bastard!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    December 20, 2012 at 12:33 am
    If the world is ending, Im assuming they mean ``the world`` as in Earth, so building owt on the designated area to be extinct is rather a silly thing, if the Earth is to be wiped out of existence, the moon will be no good either, as it will just toddle of in its own newly found path.
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    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    December 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    If the world does not end you can always use it as a grow room. If you start now you should be ready to harvest by April 20th.

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