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Date: 12/27/12 09:02 AM

22 Responses to 50 Greatest Comedy Movie Quotes Of All Time

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    Costo Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2012 at 9:04 am
    Link: 50 Greatest Comedy Movie Quotes Of All Time - Not a bad list!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 27, 2012 at 9:31 am
    Sorry, but most of those are pretty lame. There are a few good ones but some are just stupid. They`re nothing special or great.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    December 27, 2012 at 9:37 am
    S`ok...
  4. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
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    December 27, 2012 at 9:57 am
    Not even close.
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    jonswan12 Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Better title: 50 quotes from movies; some comedies some not so much
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    December 27, 2012 at 11:28 am
    New title: 40-odd lame movie "comedy" quotes and a few good ones.

    This is a list by someone who has never actually seen most decent comedies, so they mostly just put up the usual Hollwood junk.

    How about "You can`t fight in here, this is the war room", "We`re all individuals ... I`m not", "I`ll have what she`s having"? What about some real classics, "A handbag?"? You know, stuff that`s actually funny from films (and plays adapted to the screen) that are actually funny.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    December 27, 2012 at 11:35 am
    A for effort, but there are a whole lot better memorable movie quotes out there.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 27, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Subjective list is subjective.

    "What knockers!" "Oh, thank you Doctor" didn`t make it.
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    CRAIGJ Male 40-49
    143 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Way too much Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell. I agrre with Lordjim... Not even close! A few examples... from The Ref.. "Why don`t you just eat me Lloyd"(If you have not seen The Ref with Dennis Leary you need to) From Sixteen candles.. " No more yankie my wankie" And from Blazing Saddles .." Outta my way ni%$%r" just to name a few.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    December 27, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    One of the best lines I ever heard in a movie was in Damsel in Distress, P.G Wodehouse 1937 with Fred Astaire, George Burns and Gracie Allen as the ditzy secretary. For whatever reason they are infiltrating an aristocratic home on the day they snobbishly and grudgingly allow the public in for sixpence. There are a whole bunch of ropes and admonitary signs. On one table is a sign `Do Not Finger Art Objects.`

    Gracie glances at it and murmurs `I can see how he would.`
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    "put the candle back!"
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    "damn your eyes!"
    "too late.":)
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    @lord jim- you made my day.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7047 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    Well, there`s
    this.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm
    "There`s no crying in baseball."
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    Oh yeah, I have used that one line: "shut up". A classic. Pullleeeze.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    "You can tell me how great autoasphyxiation is until you`re blue in the face I`m still not gonna try it."
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 27, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    That list totally sucked dead donkey balls. This is funnier than the whole lot of them combined.
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 2:54 am
    What`s Adam Sandler doing in a comedy movie list?
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7749 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 6:16 am
    Funny how? Like a clown?
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 28, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    Slapstick comedy = NOT funny.
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    nickcvercko Male 30-39
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    December 29, 2012 at 8:01 am
    Of course everyone is going to get upset that their favorite isn`t on here... my gripe here is that they cut off the following joke on a lot of these...the joke that made it all better.

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