50 Greatest Comedy Movie Quotes Of All Time

Submitted by: Costo 4 years ago Funny

Not a bad list!
There are 22 comments:
Male 40
Of course everyone is going to get upset that their favorite isn`t on here... my gripe here is that they cut off the following joke on a lot of these...the joke that made it all better.
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Male 3,285
Slapstick comedy = NOT funny.
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Male 7,775
Funny how? Like a clown?
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Male 995
What`s Adam Sandler doing in a comedy movie list?
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Male 15,832
That list totally sucked dead donkey balls. This is funnier than the whole lot of them combined.
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Male 37,890

"You can tell me how great autoasphyxiation is until you`re blue in the face I`m still not gonna try it."
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Male 840
Oh yeah, I have used that one line: "shut up". A classic. Pullleeeze.
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Male 2,085
"There`s no crying in baseball."
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Male 7,123
Well, there`s
this.
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Female 2,927
@lord jim- you made my day.
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Female 2,927
"damn your eyes!"
"too late.":)
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Female 2,927
"put the candle back!"
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Male 7,123
One of the best lines I ever heard in a movie was in Damsel in Distress, P.G Wodehouse 1937 with Fred Astaire, George Burns and Gracie Allen as the ditzy secretary. For whatever reason they are infiltrating an aristocratic home on the day they snobbishly and grudgingly allow the public in for sixpence. There are a whole bunch of ropes and admonitary signs. On one table is a sign `Do Not Finger Art Objects.`

Gracie glances at it and murmurs `I can see how he would.`
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Male 146
Way too much Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell. I agrre with Lordjim... Not even close! A few examples... from The Ref.. "Why don`t you just eat me Lloyd"(If you have not seen The Ref with Dennis Leary you need to) From Sixteen candles.. " No more yankie my wankie" And from Blazing Saddles .." Outta my way ni%$%r" just to name a few.
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Male 37,890

Subjective list is subjective.

"What knockers!" "Oh, thank you Doctor" didn`t make it.
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Male 3,061
A for effort, but there are a whole lot better memorable movie quotes out there.
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Male 1,293
New title: 40-odd lame movie "comedy" quotes and a few good ones.

This is a list by someone who has never actually seen most decent comedies, so they mostly just put up the usual Hollwood junk.

How about "You can`t fight in here, this is the war room", "We`re all individuals ... I`m not", "I`ll have what she`s having"? What about some real classics, "A handbag?"? You know, stuff that`s actually funny from films (and plays adapted to the screen) that are actually funny.
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Male 72
Better title: 50 quotes from movies; some comedies some not so much
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Male 7,123
Not even close.
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Male 2,552
S`ok...
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Male 11,740
Sorry, but most of those are pretty lame. There are a few good ones but some are just stupid. They`re nothing special or great.
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Male 5
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