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Date: 11/09/12 08:14 PM

42 Responses to Will I Get Pregnant If He Ejaculated In Me? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    Link: Will I Get Pregnant If He Ejaculated In Me? - This is the world we live in, I-A-B.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3283 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    I... I kind of hope this is true...
  3. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm
    Wait, what?
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    Yeah, I`m disappointed to say that even this can`t be real.
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    weeray Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    There is going to be one person that`s going to get curious and either Google this, or comment here asking if they can.. Answer, humans can not get pregnant from dogs due to different chromosomes amounts in humans and dogs, for someone to get preggers the amount of chromosomes have to be the same. Hope that kills the curiosity. Before someone else asks, no I didn`t Google, I got taught this in science.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:44 pm
    Yes you can. You should visit your local Veterinarian for an emergency de-worming as soon as possible.
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    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    Sounds like to me someone just got raped. there is no such thing as a great Dane that big.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    no, your body shuts down,haven`t your heard?
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:53 pm
    Oh c`mon. This is complete and utter garbage.
  10. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm
    A man can only dream...

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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 9:14 pm
    Bullshyt. Anyone can write dumb-question letter.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    This is real. I know, trust me.
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    Was it legitimate rape ?????
  14. Profile photo of Roland
    Roland Male 30-39
    299 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    I don`t even think this course of events could possibly happen. There is no way a dog is going to succeed in penetrating a human without the human taking the lead in coordinating the effort.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:03 pm
    Yeah, if it was a legitimate rape the female body has a way to prevent a pregnancy.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    I`m more concerned about the rape of the English language going on here.
  17. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm
    there is no such thing as a great Dane that big.

    There is if you measure them in terms of length rather than height.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:21 pm
    Not even remotely a chance of being real.

    As @Roland has mentioned, it would be very easy indeed to escape from the `mounting efforts` of a dog, even a large one. The boyfriend just lay there? Riiiight...

    It`s just stupid, the mechanics are fail!
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    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm
    whodat, even if she was already turned on?
  20. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm
    If he actually came, then the dog would have been stuck in her for awhile. It`s called the "knott" ... she mentions nothing about the dog being stuck in her for 20-30 minutes.
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    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 11:22 pm
    from what i have read in the comments the most possible thing that happened is that a tall muscular friend of her boyfriend dressed us a great dane raped her....yes this seams quite as possible as the story it self...in which case she will produce a liar-douche mutant
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    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 12:08 am
    Must not fap
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 12:52 am
    she must be a total bich =)
  24. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 2:25 am
    Was it a legitimate dog-rape?
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 3:11 am

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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 6:39 am
    Obvious troll is obvious.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 7:26 am
    not the best porn i have read.
    Fifty Shades of Grey was a lot better
  28. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 7:45 am
    no 15 year old girl can write that well. obviously fake
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 7:46 am
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 8:44 am
    "Yeah, if it was a legitimate rape the female body has a way to prevent a pregnancy."

    you mean like self abortion? :|
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Quackor`
    I didn`t see where it says this person is only 15 years old. Also, I would hope a 15 year old wouldn`t write so poorly. I agree it`s a fake (I pray it`s a fake!).
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 9:24 am
    DaFuq.
  33. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7064 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 9:51 am
    BS.
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    BadVoice Male 18-29
    15 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 10:58 am
    yes, yes you can
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    LENARiT Male 18-29
    43 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    @collegebound
    ney, it is a funny political quote.

    back to the story...
    And i bet, his eyes were "closed" :D
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    Man thats just bad news being spit roasted by BF and pet dog :-P
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    290 lbs
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA........ puke..........LOLOLOLOLOL.......... gag.........LMFAO...... puke..........
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1096 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    Bwuahahaha!!!!! She got raped doggy style!! I think the b.tch was asking for it...I apologize that was mean for me to say, I think this might be a fake (I hope).
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    you really disturb me ByOwlPost.
  41. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm
    Wow, she`s taking "dog ate my homework" to a WHOLE new level.

    "It was the DOG that got me pregnant, dad, honest."
  42. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    Faaaaaaaaaaake.

    I will believe this to be fake despite any evidence to the contrary for the well being of my remaining humanity.

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