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30 Responses to Why Women Fake Orgasms… [Pic+]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 9:46 am
    Link: Why Women Fake Orgasms... - And 4 more female mysteries explained.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:03 am
    This theory explains it all: bitches are crazy.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:18 am
    Most of these are true. Definitely the faking orgasm one. I`ve never been one to go to the bathroom with a group so I can`t relate to that one.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2050 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:26 am
    sigh.. these aren`t mysteries at all..
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:47 am
    dose anyne care?
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    737 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:54 am
    Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right.
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:01 am
    Is it me, or does the chick on the left look like she has a really long dangly-boob?
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:08 am
    #1 is about the only accurate one. #3 "Why We Never Eat the Last Bite of Our Sandwich/Hamburger" I don`t think so. Who the hell doesn`t eat all the food? I understand if you are full but to not eat it just because is stupid.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:30 am
    "Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right."

    um, that`s YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don`t fake when it`s working. They fake when it`s not. Your statement makes no sense.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:42 am
    Oh come on, it`s not like they actually enjoy sex!
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2661 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 1:06 pm
    maybe this is just the guy in me saying this, but all i was able to read was blah blah blah women are crazy. i swear it said that somewhere, it may be out of context, but thats all i was able to take away from any of this. that and men who cant please their women should feel insecure.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    "um, that`s YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don`t fake when it`s working. They fake when it`s not. Your statement makes no sense."

    you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms, if you do it really right they squirt a little bit, most noticable if you do it with your mouth
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    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    yeahno, you can tell if a girl fakes it, like has been said, they can fake writhing and moaning but not everything...also if my wife tells me it ain`t gonna happen, I accept it, lay back and enjoy my turn...what`s the problem?
    ...then again I am in a healthy relationship where talking about things is normal.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    "you know women cum right?"

    You know all women are different, right? Female ejaculation generally depends on two things: G-spot stimulation and the presence of Skene`s glands. Skene`s glands vary widely from woman to woman and some women have none at all.

    So don`t count on every woman "squirting" to show you she has had an orgasm. Most women don`t.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    @ Selous

    I`m going to go out on a limb here and say that you have a small penis.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    `you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms`

    Porn can be pretty misleading dude. Not every girl does this.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    It`s not only women that do it sometimes... I know I`ve faked coming a few times too. For about the same reasons as were on that link really. It was a lot easier than bluntly saying `you`re not really doing it for me right now`.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    737 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 5:28 pm
    @Lauriloo: All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina.

    Only a few women actually squirt this fluid, most of the women who "squirt" are actually pissing.

    BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company, I know a lot more than I ever wanted to.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    "BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company"

    you couldn`t have ever been short of a few floppies at the end of the day for the overnight backup then.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:27 am
    Well, this was stupid. I think I may have lost a few I.Q points there. The faking it yeah I guess... But if I`m paying for your meal you damn well better eat it >.< screw being womanly as long as you`re no pig about it...
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:47 am
    "I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed"

    Or that women are built in such a way that makes one wonder if they were even meant to enjoy it at all. :p
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    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:51 am
    This article was indeed dumb.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 6:58 am
    I`d like to hear what Todd Akin has to say.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 8:45 am
    Women fake a lot of things.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 11:19 am
    "All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina. "

    Lubrication happens all throughout sex and usually way before, if the guy is decent at the pre-sex seduction thing. Soooo, it`s no indication of orgasm. Why the hell would lubrication suddenly come out when it`s OVER?

    Conversely, if a woman is dry, it doesn`t necessarily mean she`s not interested. It just means she doesn`t lubricate well and needs a break to get some lube.

    I loooooove when men try to tell women how their bodies work. Especially when they say "ALL women do X" That`s why some men are bad at sex. They assume they know how things work and don`t bother asking the woman. What worked with one woman doesn`t with the next. And porn won`t tell you anything because porn is mainly designed for a man`s point of view, not what women actually want.
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    coreythestar Female 30-39
    8 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 11:22 am
    Worst article I`ve ever read. It might as well have been called, "Why do women do anything? Because our purpose on earth is to make men happy."
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    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    I like it with a new partner, you explore and see what makes her moan more. There are some Orgams that can be faked (her entire body vibrating). I did love it when my ex told me the only time she `faked it` was once and it wasn`t her faking it, it was me just thinking she`d came when she hadn`t.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    737 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Lauriloo: I have sympathy for you. You are apparently incapable of cumming well enough for your partner to notice.

    I have been with my wife longer than I haven`t. I know what she likes but we still find new things to try with each other.

    Furthermore, women who fake it don`t deserve an orgasm. Honesty in a relationship is critical, even if it hurts the feelings of your partner.
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    PirateNinja Female 13-17
    121 posts
    November 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    I seriously pity your wife, insane. lauriloo "can`t come well enough for partner to notice"?! WTF is wrong with you, man? You clearly know less than nothing about pleasing women or how we work.

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