Why Women Fake Orgasms... [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in

And 4 more female mysteries explained.
There are 30 comments:
Female 121
I seriously pity your wife, insane. lauriloo "can`t come well enough for [her] partner to notice"?! WTF is wrong with you, man? You clearly know less than nothing about pleasing women or how we work.
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Male 1,891
Lauriloo: I have sympathy for you. You are apparently incapable of cumming well enough for your partner to notice.

I have been with my wife longer than I haven`t. I know what she likes but we still find new things to try with each other.

Furthermore, women who fake it don`t deserve an orgasm. Honesty in a relationship is critical, even if it hurts the feelings of your partner.
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Male 560
I like it with a new partner, you explore and see what makes her moan more. There are some Orgams that can be faked (her entire body vibrating). I did love it when my ex told me the only time she `faked it` was once and it wasn`t her faking it, it was me just thinking she`d came when she hadn`t.
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Female 8
Worst article I`ve ever read. It might as well have been called, "Why do women do anything? Because our purpose on earth is to make men happy."
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Female 1,803
"All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina. "

Lubrication happens all throughout sex and usually way before, if the guy is decent at the pre-sex seduction thing. Soooo, it`s no indication of orgasm. Why the hell would lubrication suddenly come out when it`s OVER?

Conversely, if a woman is dry, it doesn`t necessarily mean she`s not interested. It just means she doesn`t lubricate well and needs a break to get some lube.

I loooooove when men try to tell women how their bodies work. Especially when they say "ALL women do X" That`s why some men are bad at sex. They assume they know how things work and don`t bother asking the woman. What worked with one woman doesn`t with the next. And porn won`t tell you anything because porn is mainly designed for a man`s point of view, not what women actually want.
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Male 3,477
Women fake a lot of things.
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Male 5,811
I`d like to hear what Todd Akin has to say.
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Female 349
This article was indeed dumb.
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Male 2,332
"I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed"

Or that women are built in such a way that makes one wonder if they were even meant to enjoy it at all. :p
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Female 1,324
Well, this was stupid. I think I may have lost a few I.Q points there. The faking it yeah I guess... But if I`m paying for your meal you damn well better eat it >.< screw being womanly as long as you`re no pig about it...
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Male 3,147
"BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company"

you couldn`t have ever been short of a few floppies at the end of the day for the overnight backup then.
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Male 1,891
@Lauriloo: All women produce the squish unless there is something wrong with them. This is natural lubrication of the vagina.

Only a few women actually squirt this fluid, most of the women who "squirt" are actually pissing.

BTW: I did my internship in the IT department of a porn company, I know a lot more than I ever wanted to.
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Male 3,147
It`s not only women that do it sometimes... I know I`ve faked coming a few times too. For about the same reasons as were on that link really. It was a lot easier than bluntly saying `you`re not really doing it for me right now`.
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Male 3,445
`you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms`

Porn can be pretty misleading dude. Not every girl does this.
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Male 926
@ Selous

I`m going to go out on a limb here and say that you have a small penis.
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Female 1,803
"you know women cum right?"

You know all women are different, right? Female ejaculation generally depends on two things: G-spot stimulation and the presence of Skene`s glands. Skene`s glands vary widely from woman to woman and some women have none at all.

So don`t count on every woman "squirting" to show you she has had an orgasm. Most women don`t.
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Female 4,491
I thought it was cause a lot of guys are s hit in bed.
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Male 338
yeahno, you can tell if a girl fakes it, like has been said, they can fake writhing and moaning but not everything...also if my wife tells me it ain`t gonna happen, I accept it, lay back and enjoy my turn...what`s the problem?
...then again I am in a healthy relationship where talking about things is normal.
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Male 1,197
"um, that`s YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don`t fake when it`s working. They fake when it`s not. Your statement makes no sense."

you know women cum right? there is a large wave of juice that occurs when a female orgasms, if you do it really right they squirt a little bit, most noticable if you do it with your mouth
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Male 3,733
maybe this is just the guy in me saying this, but all i was able to read was blah blah blah women are crazy. i swear it said that somewhere, it may be out of context, but thats all i was able to take away from any of this. that and men who cant please their women should feel insecure.
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Male 2,841
Oh come on, it`s not like they actually enjoy sex!
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Female 1,803
"Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right."

um, that`s YOU finishing, not the woman. Women don`t fake when it`s working. They fake when it`s not. Your statement makes no sense.
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Female 1,539
#1 is about the only accurate one. #3 "Why We Never Eat the Last Bite of Our Sandwich/Hamburger" I don`t think so. Who the hell doesn`t eat all the food? I understand if you are full but to not eat it just because is stupid.
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Male 180
Is it me, or does the chick on the left look like she has a really long dangly-boob?
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Male 1,891
Noises and writhing can be faked but women cannot fake that telltale squish of love pudding when the job is done right.
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Male 4,316
dose anyne care?
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Male 2,389
sigh.. these aren`t mysteries at all..
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Female 1,803
Most of these are true. Definitely the faking orgasm one. I`ve never been one to go to the bathroom with a group so I can`t relate to that one.
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Male 2,332
This theory explains it all: bitches are crazy.
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Male 21,023
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