Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 13    Average: 1.9/5]
21 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 9326
Rating: 1.9
Category: Funny
Date: 11/02/12 11:39 AM

21 Responses to What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 11:40 am
    Link: What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? - Guess we`ll never know.
  2. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 11:47 am
    We do know though. It was the egg. This story was laid to rest decades ago.
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    The Chicken came first.
  4. Profile photo of Thrill
    Thrill Male 18-29
    45 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    That was just fowl.
  5. Profile photo of dmoltrup
    dmoltrup Male 30-39
    162 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    Since eggs aren`t sexually mature, they can`t come first.
  6. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    Of course it was the egg that came first. Two things that were *almost* chickens had sex, combined their dna and created a fertilized egg that was finally a chicken. Simple evolution.
  7. Profile photo of foursixty3
    foursixty3 Male 30-39
    30 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    The chicken: actuality preceeds potentiality
  8. Profile photo of klaxor
    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    except the "two things" that aren`t chickens can`t have chicken eggs
  9. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    klaxor: They can and they did; every generation of chicken is infinitesimally different from the last one. Then, of course, it`s all up to how you define a "chicken".
  10. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    It changes depending on how you define Chicken and Egg.

    The chicken came first - chickens lay Chicken eggs. The egg the first chicken came from does not have a protein specific to chickens. The first chicken Egg came from a Chicken. The first chicken came from a Chickeneque egg.
  11. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm
    Weird? How about - awful!

    Actually the Rooster cum first!
  12. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    I don`t know what happened between being an egg you say doesn`t contain a chicken, to later make it a chicken that can lay chicken eggs. The only way it could be a chicken first is if you are a religious person who thinks it was *poof* WE GOTS CHICKENS!
  13. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    Jezuz christ people think outside the box...Lizards have eggs.
  14. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 6:34 pm
    "I think your chicken`s leaking oil..."
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    Going by that cartoon, clearly the Egg
  16. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    Actually, it`s a philosophical/religious question. If you believe in Biblical creation, the chicken came first, since God created the birds and the beasts as fully formed animals.

    However, if you believe in evolution, the first chicken was the mutated offspring of two animals that were similar to, but not quite, chickens. Since an egg is genetically identical to the organism that hatches from it, the first chicken came from the first chicken egg.

    Actually, though, I think this pretty much settles it:

  17. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 10:36 pm
    Why did chicken cross the road?
    To go to the other Starbucks :-)
  18. Profile photo of Metalcraze
    Metalcraze Male 18-29
    101 posts
    November 3, 2012 at 1:34 am
    n the summer of 2010, British researchers cracked the problem when they discovered that the protein necessary to create the eggshell was made exclusively in the ovaries of the chicken. So the chicken had to come first, because the eggshell can`t be made without that protein.

  19. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 3, 2012 at 5:16 am
    I`d like to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motivations being questioned.
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 3, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    Metalcraze, the first chicken could have hatched from a soft-shelled egg. However, all the genetic material for the first chicken was present in the first egg, but not in either of its parents.
  21. Profile photo of slenderboy
    slenderboy Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 5:39 am
    so the only thing that multiplies is the chicken

Leave a Reply