Warring Ensues Over World`s Holiest Bombing Sites

Submitted by: patchgrabber 4 years ago Entertainment

Both sides lay claim over holy craters.
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Male 334
Muslims and christians basicly believe in the same god. Its the profets that are different. Christians see Jesus Christ as the son of god, muslims see him as a profet. Muslims see Mohammed as the last profet, christians see him as an upstart and a fals profet.

Jews also follow the same god, but deny both Jesus Christ and Mohammed.

Now me, i dont know, but these monotheistic faiths have more in comparasing with eachother then against eachother, but somehow, they are at eachothers throat. Maybe there is something seriously wrong with believing there is one god.. just maybe.
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Male 13,624
5Cats
I think you have correctly described ``religion!!``
In the shortest words possible
One million plus points awarded :-)
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Male 4,431
I think that was the joke from the beginning, 5Cats, that the bombing and fighting is on/from both sides, and that it`s been going on forever.

But, admittedly, your additions would have provided even more awesome sauce to already-excellent bit of quasi-satire.
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Male 36,327
Meh. Had some potential, but struck out.

"Both sides vowed to stop killing until an agreement over WHOSE `Peace-loving God` they were murdering for was reached."

See? better!

"What? I kill in the name of peace, and THEIR religion gets the credit? It`s just not fair! No more murdering until I know <MY> God is getting the credit for it!"

(see, the joke is that it could be EITHER side`s guy saying this..)
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Male 37,888

I know it`s The Onion, but it`s very accurate.
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Male 5,811
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