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Date: 11/23/12 01:21 PM

6 Responses to Warring Ensues Over World`s Holiest Bombing Sites

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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    Link: Warring Ensues Over World`s Holiest Bombing Sites - Both sides lay claim over holy craters.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    November 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    I know it`s The Onion, but it`s very accurate.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    Meh. Had some potential, but struck out.

    "Both sides vowed to stop killing until an agreement over WHOSE `Peace-loving God` they were murdering for was reached."

    See? better!

    "What? I kill in the name of peace, and THEIR religion gets the credit? It`s just not fair! No more murdering until I know <MY> God is getting the credit for it!"

    (see, the joke is that it could be EITHER side`s guy saying this..)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 9:53 am
    I think that was the joke from the beginning, 5Cats, that the bombing and fighting is on/from both sides, and that it`s been going on forever.

    But, admittedly, your additions would have provided even more awesome sauce to already-excellent bit of quasi-satire.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    I think you have correctly described ``religion!!``
    In the shortest words possible
    One million plus points awarded :-)
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    Modwain Male 40-49
    336 posts
    November 26, 2012 at 1:35 am
    Muslims and christians basicly believe in the same god. Its the profets that are different. Christians see Jesus Christ as the son of god, muslims see him as a profet. Muslims see Mohammed as the last profet, christians see him as an upstart and a fals profet.

    Jews also follow the same god, but deny both Jesus Christ and Mohammed.

    Now me, i dont know, but these monotheistic faiths have more in comparasing with eachother then against eachother, but somehow, they are at eachothers throat. Maybe there is something seriously wrong with believing there is one god.. just maybe.

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