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Date: 11/02/12 12:31 PM

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Link: The Worst Thing About Having A Roommate? - Dicks on your pizza.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    If he thinks people put their dicks in the pizza, why does he continue to order from them?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    tedgp, cum on man, you never drooled over a slice of pizza?
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:43 pm
    `If he thinks people put their dicks in the pizza, why does he continue to order from them?`

    Because they`re they only pizza place in town that doesn`t have a "30 dicks or your pizza is free" policy.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    "Don`t be absurd. No one puts their dick on your pizza. It`s too hot. They`ll just do something else to you instead..."
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    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 11:31 pm
    I have a buddy of mine that used to work for a major pizza place and he told me that one of the drivers would keep a spray bottle of his own urine in his car and if brought pizza to a house that he didn`t like he would spray the pizza. Don`t know of this story is legit but I thought I would share it.

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