The Worst Thing About Having A Roommate? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

Dicks on your pizza. [Safe for work.]
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Male 291
I have a buddy of mine that used to work for a major pizza place and he told me that one of the drivers would keep a spray bottle of his own urine in his car and if brought pizza to a house that he didn`t like he would spray the pizza. Don`t know of this story is legit but I thought I would share it.
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Male 5,617
"Don`t be absurd. No one puts their dick on your pizza. It`s too hot. They`ll just do something else to you instead..."
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Male 3,445
`If he thinks people put their dicks in the pizza, why does he continue to order from them?`

Because they`re they only pizza place in town that doesn`t have a "30 dicks or your pizza is free" policy.
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Male 2,419
tedgp, cum on man, you never drooled over a slice of pizza?
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Male 3,285
If he thinks people put their dicks in the pizza, why does he continue to order from them?
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Male 20,148
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