The Science of `Morning Wood`

Submitted by: PixelMitch 5 years ago in Science

The sex-ed class they never gave you in school. Science explains that AM boner!
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Male 1,421
And next your going to say that the universe is 6000 years old and all that nonsense.. There has been zero evidence of intelligent design yet so shut up.
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Male 41,069
@SPrinkZ: Wait, what? HOW can you be SO dratING STUPID and not drown in you Corn Flakes??!?
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Uuurgh!

**phew!**

Thank goodness! @OldOllie, @Solvent, @Nickel2, @CoyoteKing AND @Brometheus have (at least temporarily) rescued my sanity!

(@intrigid & @FP: close, but left off the list...)

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Male 15,832
There`s a better explanation for this here.
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Male 2,841
lolpenis
lolerection
lolmoringwood
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Male 5,872
REM-sleep = Rapid Elbow Movement sleep: That bit where you are just not in control!
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Male 2,309
*sigh*

This is not evidence for intelligent design. Intelligent design as proven a long, long time ago to be completely and utterly wrong. It`s been wrong for over 200 years. It is an ancient argument proposed more formally and properly by William Paley. As passionate, and as logical as his argument seems, it`s resoundingly false because evolution is the actual system where change occurs, not that this is where life comes from--but certainly every form is derived from an ancestral form. Nothing could be intelligent about that.
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Male 914
One time I woke to the paradox of morning wood with an extra full bladder. For the girls out there, this is a very unpleasant situation that nobody should have to deal with.
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Male 2,988
"That`s gross! All men do not pee in the shower."

Your right. All men and women pee in the shower.
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Male 376

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Male 3,445
`This is another one that fits into design and evolution theories, just depends your bias. Shame neither side is willing to admit the slight chance the other side could be correct. It`s really holding us back in so many areas.`

I agree that the debate is a false one and holds us back. I don`t care if someone believes in God or not. I`m just tired of ignorant attacks on evolutionary science, especially when it hurts basic education.
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Female 3,726
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
20879 Posts Wednesday, November 14, 2012 7:51:19 AM

This is why men pee in the shower in the morning.
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That`s gross! All men do not pee in the shower.
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Female 3,726
Thank you Vasodiolation! You make me a very happily married woman!
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Male 10,855
Well THAT explains things.
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Male 1,735
@FoolsPrussia

This is another one that fits into design and evolution theories, just depends your bias. Shame neither side is willing to admit the slight chance the other side could be correct. It`s really holding us back in so many areas.
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Male 505
Pretty heath robinson design, there would be much better ways if you sat down and thought the best ways of doing things. Maybe god and Heath Robinson are one and the same?
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Male 3,445
More evidence of "intelligent design."
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Male 4,304
do they not teach this in schools any more
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Male 40,201

This is why men pee in the shower in the morning.
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Male 61
Link: The Science of `Morning Wood` [Rate Link] - The sex-ed class they never gave you in school. Science explains that AM boner!
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