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Date: 11/07/12 12:32 PM

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    mikka747 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    Link: Sweet Flyer Outside A Church In Adelaide - Satan`s looking to bump up his friend list. (Admit it, this sounds like an awesome lecture.)
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    Is it obama? It is obama right?
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    The ones who know him best enter down the back lane.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4709 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    So, what was the answer? This was on the 4th, so did they unmask satin? Let me guess, it turns out that satin is really god. He just puts on the mask when he feels like being a douche.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    I`m good, he and I have a thing already worked out.
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    They probably did say it was Obama, but if I were running that seminar, I would say it`s none other than God himself. No mask necessary. Kills everyone and their children when they criticize him, says a child born of rape is the mother`s responsibility, can`t wait to drop us into Hell for eternity for figuring out his puzzle of salvation, and tells everyone that he`s the right one.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    "He just puts on the mask when he feels like being a douche."

    Have you read the bible? Go does all the horrible s.hit in the bible and he never hides. Satan doesn`t really do anything. He has become big since, but plays very little part in the bible.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Get to know him afterwards at the Meet-And-Greet event and Beelzebub`s Bar. Satan`s buying the first round.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    The enemy of mankind is easy to recognize, it`s an evil spirit that hates mankind and does everything it can to divide ourselves amongst ourselves, and wedge gaps open between us to make them chasms. It`s goal is to see us destroy ourselves, and urges us to live by hate, mockery, selfishness, prejudiness, haughtiness, and all manner of other sinful ways. But it`s foolish to live by it because it leads to darkness and doom.

    Living by the holy spirit, however, leads to light and life. Striving to live a life of love, joy, kindness, faithfulness, self control, hope, peace is a great way to have that evil spirit flee from you. It is afraid of the light. Be always on guard though, because it prowls like a ravenous beast, always looking for something to devour. It hates us, and wants us all to die..

    There ya go!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Satan? Yeah I know her. It`s my neighbor downstairs.
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    It should read, `how well do you know Stan`. Stanley Tucci was the guest lecturer.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    "Okay folks, it`s now 9:30 and the time you`ve all been waiting so patiently for: revealing the true identity of Satan. Can I get a drum role please? Heh-heh, just kidding... get this envelope open... and the answer is: Martin Brewer, of 826 Larch Crescent. I`ll repeat that in case any of you would like to throw rocks at his house or anything..."
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    awesome! although, i imagine it would not be as exciting as it sounds.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 1:30 am
    ok ok ok
    Find the humour dude
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:44 am
    Poor old satan!
    Having gone nearly bald, his last remaining hair has begun to split. (Must be all that dry heat)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:59 am
    wasn`t he in The Phantom Menace?
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 7:21 am
    Does Satan still room with the Tooth Fairy and that non-nice individual Jack Frost?
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 8:58 am
    Yeah, but where is the Super Devil?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6638 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 9:51 am
    Tom Waits

    `Don`t you know there aint no devil
    That`s just God when he`s drunk`

    HolyGod is right, in the bible and in early Christian theology the devil (Satan, Lucifer, whatever) is basically God`s enforcer and the angel in charge of the damned. Very much part of team.

    It was only much later that they combined some characteristics of pagan gods they were superceding and made him the Great Enemy. Helped `explain` the problem of evil.

    `Tell me, wise priest, if God is all powerful and wholly good why is there evil?`

    `Because of the big scary bogey-man who is going to get you if you keep asking questions. Also, something to do with Free Will, but we`ll get back to you on that. And women, obviously.`
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2655 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    lucifer is a badass in paradise lost.

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