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Date: 11/17/12 08:39 AM

19 Responses to Sh*t Southern Women Say

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:53 pm
    Link: Sh*t Southern Women Say - Yep, the meme lives on. This time, with salty language by some salty Southern chicks.
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    ElectricEye Male 50-59
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    November 17, 2012 at 9:13 am
    Absolute garbage.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Yes, this is 110% true. 200% actually.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:39 am
    Laura Ashley ugh
    Am big on thank you notes though :-)
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    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:40 am
    God. Yep, so true. lol
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:46 am
    I am married to a southern woman. She has said 90% of these. The exception is "I love Clemson."
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:56 am
    Heh. I kind of like their accent. It has flavour.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    November 17, 2012 at 11:26 am
    I`m from the South, grew up here, and one thing that bugs me about this video (and it`s pretty universal when non-Southerners try to do Southern) is the misuse of "y`all". Y`all is NOT singular. You don`t walk up to a person and ask "How y`all doin`?" You might walk up to a group of people and ask it, or "What up, y`all?" But we NEVER use "y`all" in the singular.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    I like the accent
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    The most colorful phrase I learned during my three years in Louisiana was "He`s got the red ass" meaning "He`s very mad" about something.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    November 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    there should be a "sh*t red neck women say." I`m betting it would be hilarious.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    November 17, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    I second what SmagBoy1 said. However...the rest is nothing I haven`t heard or used before. Go figure? Also..the saying is, "I`m fuller than a tick on a bloodhound." In fact I can add a few! "You lie like a dog in the afternoon sun!" "He/she`s madder than a hornet!" "I`m sweatin` like a sinner in church" One of my favorites :D
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:38 pm
    The best thing to hear with a southern accent is a concession speech.
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    Having spent the majority my life in the south, I can boil the art of the southern dialect into two rules.

    1) All single syllable words become two syllable words.
    2) All words with more than a single syllable should reduce their syllable count by one.

    For example: Head = hey ed
    alright = ite
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    November 18, 2012 at 9:01 am
    Man I hate living in Michigan and Cluck Femson!
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2012 at 10:34 pm
    The accent is kinda hot, `specially that "you better come gimme some sugar" bit. Day-amn!
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    ccalhoun86 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 1:57 am
    I died when the woman got mad at the chopsticks and yelled `I aint japanese! Imma use a fork!"
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 7:34 am
    Just when I was about to say something about hearing banjos, CUE BANJOS!
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 10:19 am
    "Hayza Goober." Yayup. Unfortunately, I have to say that a lot.

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