Sh*t Southern Women Say

Submitted by: CrakrJak 4 years ago Funny

Yep, the meme lives on. This time, with salty language by some salty Southern chicks.
There are 19 comments:
Female 2,691
"Hayza Goober." Yayup. Unfortunately, I have to say that a lot.
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Male 14,775
Just when I was about to say something about hearing banjos, CUE BANJOS!
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Male 76
I died when the woman got mad at the chopsticks and yelled `I aint japanese! Imma use a fork!"
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Male 2,711
The accent is kinda hot, `specially that "you better come gimme some sugar" bit. Day-amn!
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Male 2,085
Man I hate living in Michigan and Cluck Femson!
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Male 453
Having spent the majority my life in the south, I can boil the art of the southern dialect into two rules.

1) All single syllable words become two syllable words.
2) All words with more than a single syllable should reduce their syllable count by one.

For example: Head = hey ed
alright = ite
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Male 512
The best thing to hear with a southern accent is a concession speech.
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Female 1,540
I second what SmagBoy1 said. However...the rest is nothing I haven`t heard or used before. Go figure? Also..the saying is, "I`m fuller than a tick on a bloodhound." In fact I can add a few! "You lie like a dog in the afternoon sun!" "He/she`s madder than a hornet!" "I`m sweatin` like a sinner in church" One of my favorites :D
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Female 2,927
there should be a "sh*t red neck women say." I`m betting it would be hilarious.
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Female 1,803
The most colorful phrase I learned during my three years in Louisiana was "He`s got the red ass" meaning "He`s very mad" about something.
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Male 871
I like the accent
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Male 4,431
I`m from the South, grew up here, and one thing that bugs me about this video (and it`s pretty universal when non-Southerners try to do Southern) is the misuse of "y`all". Y`all is NOT singular. You don`t walk up to a person and ask "How y`all doin`?" You might walk up to a group of people and ask it, or "What up, y`all?" But we NEVER use "y`all" in the singular.
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Male 2,332
Heh. I kind of like their accent. It has flavour.
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Male 259
I am married to a southern woman. She has said 90% of these. The exception is "I love Clemson."
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Female 280
God. Yep, so true. lol
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Female 2,549
Laura Ashley ugh
Am big on thank you notes though :-)
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Female 2,764
Yes, this is 110% true. 200% actually.
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Male 2,729
Absolute garbage.
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Male 17,512
Link: Sh*t Southern Women Say [Rate Link] - Yep, the meme lives on. This time, with salty language by some salty Southern chicks.
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