Pat Robertson Doesn`t Get How Chicks Like Porn

Submitted by: FoolsPrussia 4 years ago in Funny

Like us, 50 Shades Of Grey"s popularity confuses him. Agreed. But so does porn--not sure what porn he"s watching.
There are 23 comments:
Male 3,745
women dont poop, play games, or leave the kitchen either...right?
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...right?
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Female 1,743
lol.
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Male 5,413
America ....c`mooooooon. C`MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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Male 12,365
[quote]I wonder whan the "feminist movement" will hold protest rallies to get eqaul pay for the men, eh?[/quote]

That`s impossible (as I think you know), since if it did it would cease to be feminist. Besides, feminists want women to be paid more than men (for the same work or not, it doesn`t matter) - that`s the whole point of feminist "equal" pay campaigns. It`s the whole point of feminist everything - more for women in everything, all the time.

[quote]Every time you type "smut fanfic" I`m reading "Smurf Fanfiction"... I`ll have nightmares!!![/quote]

It`s worse than that - there`s Smurf smut fanfic. Really. Some people write Smurf porn.
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Male 4,163
50 Shades Of Grey is porn
if you dont think so, then read it.
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Male 5,094
5cats, just for you, a whole library of them. Not safe for life, you were warned.
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Male 2,552
Pornogragy? Really?
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Male 40,349
@Angilion: I wonder whan the "feminist movement" will hold protest rallies to get eqaul pay for the men, eh?
"Equal pay! For work of equal value!" (An 80`s NACSoW chant. Meaningless in every way!)

@LillianDulci & @HalfPintRoo: STOP IT! Every time you type "smut fanfic" I`m reading "Smurf Fanfiction"... I`ll have nightmares!!!
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Male 12,365
[quote]If it`s so enjoyable for the chicks, how come female porn stars make about 10x as much as male porn stars?[/quote]

Pornographers think that it`s overwhelmingly the women who draw in sales. That`s probably less true today than in the past, but it`s still true. The pay reflects perceived value, which is based on sales.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I understand people who like reading erotica. I don`t understand people who like 50 shades of grey. It`s literally a twilight smut fanfic with the names changed.[/quote]

Textual porn is very popular amongst women.

Twilight is very popular amongst women.

It`s hardly surprising that a combination of the two would be very popular amongst women.

Sure, it`s crap in terms of...well, everything. But that`s not a problem for Twilight and it`s not a problem for porn, so it`s not a problem for Twilight porn. Crap sells, if it`s the right kind of crap.
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Female 2,761
"I understand people who like reading erotica. I don`t understand people who like 50 shades of grey. It`s literally a twilight smut fanfic with the names changed."

Exactly my thoughts
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Male 4,891

Ollie - Those guys knew what/who they were getting into when they signed up. If they`re not happy with the position, they can always withdraw.
It`s a give and take industry. Also: The women should make 10x more than the guys, they usually take 10x more.

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Male 10,855
Somewhere in America, an old white man has discovered porn.
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Male 40,349
Pat Robertson is an idiot.
50 Shades is cotton-candy "erotica"...
SKIP!

@Gerry1: lolz! His Bible has "Song Of Solomon" removed... or locked (they really used to make Bibles with SoS locked so those under 35 couldn`t read it...)

Solomon 8:8 "We have a little sister, and she has no breasts. What shall we do for our sister, on the day when she is spoken for?"
>Those were the days!
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Female 2,674
I understand people who like reading erotica. I don`t understand people who like 50 shades of grey. It`s literally a twilight smut fanfic with the names changed.
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Male 2,578
I don`t care what this random person thinks.
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Male 15,832
If it`s so enjoyable for the chicks, how come female porn stars make about 10x as much as male porn stars?
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Male 15
Didn`t think there were that many sluts out there.
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Male 1,048
I don`t either. woman aren`t people so there is no way they can get turned on by that stuff!
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Male 512
I`m sure that if i said to Pat that the female orgasm was invented in the 60`s his only response would be that the whole concept is Satan`s grip on our samich makers.
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Male 438
He probably still thinks women don`t fart.
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Male 39,603

He doesn`t like books with "erotic content"?
He better stop reading that Bible!
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Male 3,445
Link: Pat Robertson Doesn`t Get How Chicks Like Porn [Rate Link] - Like us, 50 Shades Of Grey`s popularity confuses him. Agreed. But so does porn--not sure what porn he`s watching.
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