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Date: 11/29/12 08:55 PM

20 Responses to Mitt Romney`s Retail Therapy After Pres Loss [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    Link: Mitt Romney`s Retail Therapy After Pres Loss - Romney buys a little something for himself to deal with the depression of his presidential run loss.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    He was probably just seeing if anyone in the back was planning on self deporting.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 9:29 pm
    Why do they keep publishing semi-disheveled pictures of Romney? Is this viral marketing for a new TV Show, Romin` Around With Mitt?

    Romney - occassionally joined by any random family member - tours America seeking the most random, off the beaten path places to visit, resturanuts to try. I`m talking traveling with a carnival for a week, then stopping by a slaughterhouse, then Mitt and the boys head into the wilderness for some trout fishing, then its back to tour the everglades, followed by sampling some of Miami`s finest illegal bathtub cheeses.

    Ever see Up All Night with Dave Atell? That, but with Mitt Romney totally not giving a shi*. I`d watch it. Nothing political. Just him meeting all sorts of folks and getting into real life adventures.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    Oh, and he`d drive an ice cream truck on a hot summer day in the ghetto.
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 11:09 pm
    So he went and got a midnight snack (look at the clock).
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    November 29, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    @stk5m - How can you tell if it`s a midnight snack or lunch just by looking at that clock?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 1:59 am
    So what? He may be a dickwad, but he`s nothing special, just a governor, it`s not like he`s a president or anything. Any man needs comfort food. Especially when he`s just been made a bitch on a national forum.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 5:55 am
    What is this stalking-Mitt month
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 5:57 am
    planning on self deporting.

    Good one
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 6:12 am
    2nd place food
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 7:32 am
    Well, he has to get a Big Mac now before the price of food skyrockets next year. You thought the McD`s meals were pricey now you just wait! Thanks again for voting Obama back in! Morons.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 7:37 am
    Poor Mitt. I think the time for teasing him has passed. Let him go gently into the night.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Papajons0s1

    "Well, he has to get a Big Mac now before the price of food skyrockets next year. You thought the McD`s meals were pricey now you just wait! Thanks again for voting Obama back in! Morons."

    So you`ll have to pay a bit more more than 99 cents for a double cheeseburger so the guy that flips it for 8 hours a day can have health insurance? Awwwww. You poor baby.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 9:39 am
    papajon0s1

    "You thought the McD`s meals were pricey now"

    $6 for a Big Mac, fries, and a drink? How f.ucking broke and pathetic are you that you think that is "pricey"?
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 10:13 am
    Why does Mittens always have that constipated look on his face? Looks kinda like he`s trying to smile but doesn`t quite know how to. He looked that way in the Oval Office pic, he usually looked like that on the campaign trail and in the debates, it`s like he`s a stroke victim or something! Jeez!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 10:19 am
    @holygod go to any other country apart from America. Mcdonalds prices are definitley not cheap.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
    tedgp

    "@holygod go to any other country apart from America. Mcdonalds prices are definitley not cheap."

    Agreed. However that really has no bearing on someone from the midwest talking about the American McDonalds` prices, and how they will be affected by American healthcare laws.
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    scapegoat7 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 10:36 am
    I`d fly to a island resort and just chill. Or go to Sesame St. to feel more like a politician, being controlled by someones hand up my A$$.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 11:21 am
    8 hours a day can have health insurance

    ...or get taxed if he doesn`t
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 30, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    I liked The Onion`s article better.

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