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Date: 11/24/12 01:34 PM

10 Responses to Meet The Next Dr. Seuss [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Link: Meet The Next Dr. Seuss - I like this kid`s writing--much more violent than Dr. Seuss.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Bob is nuts
    thought the bear
    as he tore out his guts
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    "a tasty meal",
    the bear mused
    with great zeal
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    pergas Male 18-29
    27 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    oh my god - Haiku
    wow that was unexpected
    thank you, I A B
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 6:28 pm
    Silly Bitch, said Bear
    Your weapons can not harm me
    I`m tha Juggernaut!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 7:44 pm
    That night bear dined on liver
    A tasty treat that made him quiver
    And spent the all his winter nights
    Nourishing hepatic parasites.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    November 25, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    Did Bob attack him with "bear" arms?
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    November 25, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Dumbest crap ever. Not even remotely Seuss like.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 26, 2012 at 8:13 am
    "F*ck you AND your hair, purple bear!
    I do not care how rare!...
    Get up from the ground, I dare!
    Next time, you`ll ask it`s OK to enter first..."
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2864 posts
    November 27, 2012 at 12:38 am
    what the f*ck did the bear ever do to bob? here`s this super awesome purple bear (how do i know hes awesome? cause hes f*cking purple yo) and some dick head has to come along and just attack it? for what reason?? bob was clearly hiding in that tree waiting for just the right moment to pounce upon his quarry. i hope that super awesome purple bear tears bob limb from limb.

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