Meet The Next Dr. Seuss [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

I like this kid"s writing--much more violent than Dr. Seuss.
There are 10 comments:
Male 3,620
what the f*ck did the bear ever do to bob? here`s this super awesome purple bear (how do i know hes awesome? cause hes f*cking purple yo) and some dick head has to come along and just attack it? for what reason?? bob was clearly hiding in that tree waiting for just the right moment to pounce upon his quarry. i hope that super awesome purple bear tears bob limb from limb.
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Male 5,624
"F*ck you AND your hair, purple bear!
I do not care how rare!...
Get up from the ground, I dare!
Next time, you`ll ask it`s OK to enter first..."
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Male 2,306
Dumbest crap ever. Not even remotely Seuss like.
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Male 3,619
Did Bob attack him with "bear" arms?
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Male 15,180
That night bear dined on liver
A tasty treat that made him quiver
And spent the all his winter nights
Nourishing hepatic parasites.
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Male 3,431
Silly Bitch, said Bear
Your weapons can not harm me
I`m tha Juggernaut!
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Male 27
oh my god - Haiku
wow that was unexpected
thank you, I A B
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Male 2,516
"a tasty meal",
the bear mused
with great zeal
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Male 3,147
Bob is nuts
thought the bear
as he tore out his guts
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Male 20,825
Link: Meet The Next Dr. Seuss [Pic] [Rate Link] - I like this kid`s writing--much more violent than Dr. Seuss.
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