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Date: 11/04/12 09:55 AM

45 Responses to Man`s Leg Crushed By 600 Pounds Of Irony

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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 9:56 am
    Link: Man`s Leg Crushed By 600 Pounds Of Irony - Alternate title: Look who just turned atheist.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:05 am
    Not ironic. Pretty clear you aren`t supposed to pray to objects, but to God. Look your wife got healed. Now you have a broken leg and you hired a lawyer. WTF. Look out for your other bones, dippoo.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Ha! And now he sues. How christian of him.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2012 at 10:06 am
    "Jimenez who believes in the power of prayer"

    Really? How did praying for your leg turn out?
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:12 am
    Where`s your god now?
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    jujo19834 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:15 am
    oh newburgh
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 4, 2012 at 10:29 am
    If you believe in God, then it must be his fault for not praying hard enough. Being omnipotent and omnicient, God has the power to make it grow back and know how much it meant to the devout victim. Sadly I can only conclude that God hates people with missing limbs. That`s why he never heals amputees. I suppose they all have to go to hell.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:35 am
    He attributed his praying rather than the doctors for getting rid of his wife`s cancer? If I believed in a god, I`d probably think he`s being punished for such stupidity.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 4, 2012 at 10:47 am

    The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2012 at 10:52 am
    "The screw was useless"
    It held up the drating statue until his dumbass messed with it.
    I`m sure there`s a science lesson about friction, or rust or gravity somewhere in there, but I won`t bother anyone with such crazy talk
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:53 am
    So when his wife gets cured it`s due to God not the doctors, but when a statue falls on him it`s the people who installed it`s fault rather than Gods.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 4, 2012 at 11:00 am
    Something good happens. Must be GOD. Something bad happens. Must be man`s fault--SUE!

    BTW, good luck praying for your leg to grow back.
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    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 11:16 am
    universal religious response: god works in mysterious ways
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 11:23 am
    am i the only one who is laughing his ass off?
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    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 11:58 am
    lol wow, i agree why not blame it on god? he seems to be the one responsible for his wife being cured why not the leg? maybe he was taking it in exchange for the cure?
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Highly religious man sues the balls off the church? Everybody wins.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    His leg got crushed and they amputated?
    Looks like the doctors took a shortcut, he should sue them for not saving his leg.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 4, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    God pulled a flanker, as he was in a tinkersome mood that day
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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.. or something like that. Maybe Jesus just doesn`t like seeing crosses everywhere and is trying to make a point.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Now it`s not just his god that moves in a mysterious way.

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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Fehz

    "Maybe Jesus just doesn`t like seeing crosses everywhere and is trying to make a point."

    I know right? When the savior comes back to Earth he is going to be SUPER stoked that everyone has images of him getting brutally tortured to death plastered all over everything. Thanks for the reminder guys!
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    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Hey this is good! He can sue the church too!
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    When God closes a window he takes a leg!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    Stupid title.
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    Shelworth Male 50-59
    388 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    Can you say "Cha-Ching!"
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    November 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Why can`t I feel any sympathy for this man as I do for Geraldos Koi?

    I forgive me :-) moving on.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6904 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    He`s not going to get anything. The catholic church doesn`t have any money. they are a non profit. All their money is already spent healing the sick and feeding the poor.
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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    the spic probably can`t even speak english.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    Pretty aweful.. Clever title though :P
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm
    hahaha.....next time pray to bugs bunny, it`ll have the same outcome
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    November 4, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    While I do think it sucks that the guy was hurt so bad, it`s damn near impossible to not laugh at this story.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Jesus angry! JESUS SMASH!


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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2012 at 11:15 pm
    Hahaha I`m saving that picture Gerry
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    CreamK Male 40-49
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    November 5, 2012 at 1:48 am
    It was gods will. If it wasn`t a legitimate topple, the leg would grow back.
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    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:41 am
    So much America in one clip! Religion, stupidity, AND a lawsuit!
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    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:50 am
    What a twat. "I did summit stoopid. gimme money."
    I hope he gets his settlement money delivered in quarters by forklift.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:55 am
    Hey, Gonzales, you prayed for money, didn`t you? C`mon, admit, didn`t you?
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    baradhili Male 40-49
    164 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 4:39 am
    its all about balance :)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 5:48 am
    If it was a legitimate religion, he wouldn`t have been crushed.
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 6:22 am
    @Draculya hahahaha I see what you did there. well done. you win 3 cats and a gangnam style suit.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 7:40 am
    "I gonna sue you ass, God! You gon` pay for dis! Sunnabitch bastid fall on my leg; I show heem!"
    Ah yes, how quickly the faith vanishes. The statue saved his wife but it was the church that took his leg.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 8:19 am
    Well he`s the one who asked to clean it, and than he knocked it on to himself. Why didn`t he move out of the way? Frankly sounds to me like he did it on purpose to try to get money outta the church to cover his wife`s medical bills.

    Pretty sure a Pizza delivery guy with a wife you just beat Cancer has plenty of medical bills, funny how they don`t mention that motivation.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 9:07 am
    HA! Where`s your fake god now?!?!?! HAHAHAHA!
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Fuc*in idiot.
  45. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 10:31 pm
    His leg got crushed and they amputated?
    Looks like the doctors took a shortcut, he should sue them for not saving his leg.

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