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Date: 11/19/12 08:50 PM

29 Responses to Kimmel Asks: Who is Your Worst Facebook Friend?

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    Link: Kimmel Asks: Who is Your Worst Facebook Friend? - Jimmy Kimmel asks who your crappy Facebook friend is. I know what my answer would be... all of them.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    I had to block 4 conservatives and 2 liberals during the election because of how partisan they were. I`m still afraid to unblock them. Facebook should be like a party - no politics or religion.
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    indisguise Female 40-49
    267 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    I have one who is a huge glurge poster. He`s always posting missing children alerts, pray for this sick kid, and `like and share this if you` love Jesus, love our vets, hate child abuse, hate animal cruelty, etc..
    Wouldn`t be bad if he only did it once or twice a week, but he posts this stuff several times a day. It`s getting to be overkill...
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 10:06 pm
    Lost two Facebook friends durring the election because they posted these long bitchy rants about how stupid people who didn`t vote for Romney are.. And I know their mom.. They only voted for him because that`s what their parents do.. They didn`t watch the debates or do research for themselves or anything. I`m cool with them voting for whoever they want, but publicly bitching people out is just sad... Having to loose an old friend over a difference of opinion is lame.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    I`ve eliminated my two craziest friends who don`t stop posting declarative statements about how this country is going to hell and it`s all "those" other peoples faults. One was an OWS fanatic and the other was a Tea Bagger fanatic.... ironic pattern.

    The others are friends who`ve been in university for what now seems like 10+ damn years. I don`t care that you`re on no sleep due to you procrastinating about finishing your thesis.

    Quote posters are the worse.... no facebook couch activism is the worse. Calling people sheep while you`re literally posting 5x`s per hour is mind numbingly painful to think about.

    ps I`d don`t care about your damn baby... no one really does... make a tumblr.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 10:49 pm
    Side note... I know I`m going on limb here, but CrakrJak, 5cats, and OldOllie probably have been deleted or blocked by lots of people on Facebook.
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 11:44 pm
    Posting hoaxes and crap without checking it, that annoys me. Mostly though my arsehole friends were removed a long time ago.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 12:18 am
    Dont do my face or face space, or any other bumfuggery like that
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 3:31 am
    Democrats vs Republicans: discuss
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 4:35 am
    @indisguise, go to your friends page > hover mouse over Friends > select Settings > uncheck photos. You won`t get anymore of their photos.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 5:15 am
    I had to delete a few people because they kept blowing my Facebook and phone up with stupid FarmVille requests! Gggrrrr! I also had to get rid of a few people that were always complaining about how sick they were every day!! I also just love the ones that also complain about being depressed and then they try to wright something that they believe in their mind to be "dark and meaningful", but actually just comes out looking like a hot mess of random large words that they think sound cool or look good but make absolutely no sense at all..
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 5:25 am
    I am Bored was the worst one...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 5:35 am
    Actualy i deleted a couple of facehookers, those suck the worst, yeah your hot, no, i don`t want to see x amount of pics of you, iether you get naked in front of me or you leave me alone. And an x girlfiend who was attention whoring to get me back, every single comment she had to say something. no matter how dumb. and my cousin, endless pics of her cats, horse, dog. almost made me want to forget being vegan and have myself some horse burger.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 5:51 am

    I don`t have any friends on facebook


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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 6:29 am
    awww i`ll be your friend on facebook Gerry1of1,
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 6:46 am
    I don`t use it. I did have an account briefly a few years ago until an ex found me on there and started stalking me and my current girlfriend. She got our home phone number and address from some friend by pretending to be one of my girlfriend`s other friends. In the end the police had to be involved because she went from just stalking to threatening my girlfriend and her children.

    Since then we`ve moved to a completely different county and I`ve managed to reduce my identifiable online footprint so now there`s now no mention of my real name anywhere on the web and all my real friends know to be very suspicious now if someone claims to know me online and my real name.


    So the short answer is my worst facebook `friend` was TFNS

    (The dratin` Nutter Stalker as she`s known in our household).
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 9:13 am
    >Listy
    That`s quite a story. She seems really and truly insane.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 9:57 am
    The worst facebook friend is the one that posts inspirational quotes and pictures all day.
    oy.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 10:14 am
    ">Listy
    That`s quite a story. She seems really and truly insane."

    Indeed.

    There are times even on here I wonder if she`s found me in this little bastion of privacy I have here and is either watching or posting as someone else...cause that`s the kind of thing she started off with before - having about ten different personalities on the go at any one time and trying to initiate conversations with me, my girlfriend, and then our friends and family online with them.

    So now I don`t generally talk to anyone directly online, cause she really did cause a lot of trouble, and scared my current girlfriend a lot.


    poo, it`s not you is it? :|
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 10:26 am
    vv Don`t worry Listy. It`s not Gradde. It`s me. How else could I get your email and IP addresses? COME BACK TO ME OR I SWEAR I`LL GUT THAT BITCH!!!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 10:37 am
    :D

    lol, the IP address would work...oddly enough this is about the only site I don`t access through a VPN proxy based in another European country - cause the videos generally play like poo through it. :D
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 11:23 am
    On a slightly different note - I know of at least 4 quite big family rows this year where the catalyst for people within the family falling out was something that one of my cousins/neice or Nephew had posted online on facebook, and it was either a bitchy comment to start with or had been taken the wrong way cause it was written rather than face-to-face.

    The whole facebook thing just seems to bring far more trouble and poo than I want in my life.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 11:36 am
    I hate to admit it, but I love Facebook - I just take the annoying people of my newsfeed. My crappiest friend puts up 20 or so posts in a row about strong women and then one with a cute animal and corny saying. Weirdo.

    Gerry I want to FBF you!!!!
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 11:37 am
    I only have real life friends, everybody on the internet hates me.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 11:44 am
    The election sh*t was pretty unbearable...
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 11:50 am
    All the people who are on my friends list I personally know..I don`t friend random people..if I dont know you I dont friend you.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    I have 37 friends, only the closest family and friends. Hell, I didn`t even accept a friend request from my sister who my mother gave up for adoption when she was born simply because I only just met her a couple years ago and don`t know her.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm
    Might add that the only reason I ever signed up for that crap is that I found it was an excellent way to stay in touch with the people I care about. I`ve been in the military for the last 5 years, it`s really difficult calling people individually to see how they`re doing, especially if you can`t stand being on the phone.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    @Kegomatix this is only my opinion but I think you should friend your sister. If she tried to friend you she is interested in getting to know her long lost brother more.

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