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Date: 11/08/12 05:10 PM

29 Responses to How To Disable A Woman [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    Link: How To Disable A Woman - Is wearing the thong optional?
  2. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    That`s my pick-up technique.
  3. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    This is another way

    but more expensive.
  4. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    Wear a Mankini instead of that thong. That`ll be even more ridiculous and she`ll laugh so hard that she`ll be incapable of anything else.
  5. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    To disable a man, see step 1.
  6. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    there are other fun things to do when she bends over...
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    The kick to the groin isn`t really needed...if you`re coming at them wearing a thong they`d be doubled up in seconds anyway.
  8. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    Is this a frequent enough problem to warrant illustrated instructions?
  9. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    In the burglar household, that`s called foreplay.
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    All of that is too much. Just tell her that Twilight sucks and Edward is gay. She`ll be on the floor in the fetal position in seconds.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    Disabling a woman? Where I come from, it`s just called rape.
  12. Profile photo of securitywyrm
    securitywyrm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 9:39 pm
    This is a picture from "51 Shades of Grey, the revirgining."
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 12:51 am
    Mmm
  14. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 12:52 am
    Doesn`t work on Asian women... fur down there adds padding and nothing to grab up there :-)
  15. Profile photo of FinePoint
    FinePoint Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 2:25 am
    i thought that was foreplay...
  16. Profile photo of New_Guy
    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 3:54 am
    No means no ladys
  17. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 6:00 am
    beternal, I`ve seen more Asian pussy than I care to remember and none can match the average white chick in the furry dept
  18. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 7:04 am
    why is this a thing?
  19. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 7:09 am
    that has been reposted a few times
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 7:10 am

    How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone.
  21. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 7:24 am
    LMAO!! This post and these comments....LOL!
  22. Profile photo of widjadidja
    widjadidja Male 30-39
    66 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:12 am
    "How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone."

    That does not work nearly as well as canceling her credit cards...
  23. Profile photo of SFVitale
    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:37 am
    This pic is from the "White Guy Sumo Wrestler Action Kit", G-string not included.
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 8:37 am
    "How to disable a woman: Take away her cell phone."
    "That does not work nearly as well as canceling her credit cards..."
    XD!!!

    Guy: "I`m taking the PC you check Facebook with!!"
    Girl: "Awwwww!!"

    *Hours later...*
    Girl: *shivering/twitching in a corner*
    Guy: "Here. I installed Sims3 and some add-ons."
    Girl: "YEA!!!"
  25. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 10:56 am
    I`ll feel much safer when walking down dark alley`s lined with Amazonians.
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Hmmm any ladies wanna help me practice the titty squeez???
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    @SFVital: Oh thank Heaven! It`s a joke/parody!

    I didn`t want to live in a world where this was real...
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    wtf?
  29. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    November 10, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    lol wow

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