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Date: 11/16/12 10:50 AM

21 Responses to How to Breeze Through Border Check Points

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 9:47 am
    Link: How to Breeze Through Border Check Points - Just ask one question. This question.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:02 am
    Hahaha! Win.
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    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:02 am
    good one to try with telemarketers...
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:06 am
    So, basically this is how those pesky door-to-door Pentecostals got into the country...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
    lol. That`s hilarious.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
    I like it, See it pays to be a Christian. ;-)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:31 am
    Naw, Border Guards can "hold you" for 1 hour without question! All that guard has to do is say: "Pull over there" and 59 minutes later you`ll wish you`d been nicer to him...
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:36 am
    Is it true that The web site you are accessing has experienced an unexpected error.
    Please contact the website administrator.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 11:51 am
    I wonder if a spanish speaker were to try that.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    So what? He`s white and doesn`t have a foreign accent. I`m not impressed.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    ya BUT. HE MIGHT. have had some illegal things in his trunk lol ! Nice!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I get through much quicker. Here`s how I do it.

    1: Pull up slowly.
    2: Roll down driver`s window.
    3: Let Border Patrol Agent see I`m white.
    4: Breeze on through.

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    with a tanned complexion, a beard, a robe, and a backpack with a fuse hanging out would have been a bigger challenge
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    pretty much what gerry said

    also, while driving behind my mexican friend through a D.U.I. check point, in the middle of the day, he was stopped and asked for I.D., i however was waved on through!!! WHITE POW--wait....
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    haha omg finally a use for jehova witnesses
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    roflmao
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    LOLOLOLOL!
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    imanironchef Female 18-29
    39 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 3:21 am
    funny.... i like that guy... simple
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    lololololol
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm
    Funny, unless you get someone who actually wants to talk to you about it. Then you`re screwed.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    rofl

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