How to Breeze Through Border Check Points

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Just ask one question. This question.
There are 21 comments:
Male 594
rofl
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Male 11,739
Funny, unless you get someone who actually wants to talk to you about it. Then you`re screwed.
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Male 2,384
lololololol
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Female 39
funny.... i like that guy... simple
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Male 15,832
LOLOLOLOL!
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Male 2,675
roflmao
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Male 2,516
haha omg finally a use for jehova witnesses
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Male 5,314
pretty much what gerry said

also, while driving behind my mexican friend through a D.U.I. check point, in the middle of the day, he was stopped and asked for I.D., i however was waved on through!!! WHITE POW--wait....
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Male 13,630
with a tanned complexion, a beard, a robe, and a backpack with a fuse hanging out would have been a bigger challenge
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Male 39,902

I get through much quicker. Here`s how I do it.

1: Pull up slowly.
2: Roll down driver`s window.
3: Let Border Patrol Agent see I`m white.
4: Breeze on through.

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Female 1,893
ya BUT. HE MIGHT. have had some illegal things in his trunk lol ! Nice!
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Male 3,908
So what? He`s white and doesn`t have a foreign accent. I`m not impressed.
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Male 10,855
I wonder if a spanish speaker were to try that.
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Male 2,106
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Male 40,739
Naw, Border Guards can "hold you" for 1 hour without question! All that guard has to do is say: "Pull over there" and 59 minutes later you`ll wish you`d been nicer to him...
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Male 5,811
lol. That`s hilarious.
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Male 17,511
I like it, See it pays to be a Christian. ;-)
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Male 3,208
So, basically this is how those pesky door-to-door Pentecostals got into the country...
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Male 214
good one to try with telemarketers...
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Male 3,445
Hahaha! Win.
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Female 8,043
Link: How to Breeze Through Border Check Points [Rate Link] - Just ask one question. This question.
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