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Date: 11/23/12 01:27 PM

16 Responses to How Jesus Actually Died [Pic]

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    davide123 Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Link: How Jesus Actually Died - A plaque from Las Vegas that reveals the truth.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Which proves he was never married....otherwise he`d have learnt to avoid trap questions like that.
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    nytesh4de Male 30-39
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    This is why you never forget what your safe word is. >.>
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    nytesh4de, that`s why I choose `ouchstopitstopitnowforgodsake` as my safe word..... it doesn`t matter if you forget it.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    finally the reason jc died... he was married and he could... another fable answered...
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    Shouldn`t "his arms" be "His arms"? Not that I care, but, you know...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    @SmagBoy: Yes indeed, it should be `His`.
    That`s what you get with holy souvenirs made in China...

    It`s non-Biblical to boot!

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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2012 at 5:09 pm
    why exactly do you think they should capitalize a pronoun? its not like his name is "His"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    @Darkmagic: it`s just traditional. idk who started it or when.
    When writing the Name Of God it`s should Always be capitalized, eh?
    But to make things a bit clearer, they started doing the pronouns too.

    This one can talk about his obedience to His will, and it`s easier to understand. Plus it Looks Cooler Too!
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    November 24, 2012 at 3:39 am
    if you lay that plaque on it`s back it looks like he was sucked to death
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    HiEv Male 40-49
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    November 24, 2012 at 7:33 am
    I like how we`re focusing on how "his" isn`t capitalized when it should be, and not mentioning how the "J" in "Jesus" isn`t capitalized either. :-P
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
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    November 24, 2012 at 8:00 am
    ...and because I was a child in the body of an adult I believed his patronising reply.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2012 at 8:57 am
    so selfish that you ask old JC to die to show you how much he loves you. and then you don`t even turn around and prove the same devotion in your love for him by doing the same?
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    Essersmith Male 18-29
    275 posts
    November 24, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    Seems legit
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
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    November 25, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    JC did the same trick in his younger days when asked how big was the fish that got away
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2012 at 7:28 am
    Muhammad would only love you if you`re under the age of 10.

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