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Date: 11/01/12 11:33 AM

27 Responses to Hilarious Misheard Song Lyrics

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Link: Hilarious Misheard Song Lyrics - From Metallica to Queen, it`s mondegreens galore. Excuse me now, I`m tied to machines that make me pee.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 11:58 am
    Mount your mama!

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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    seems so forced.. not as good as gopher tuna.
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    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    There is a version of Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep available out there, somewhere - just in case anyone is interested.

    P.S. Pleated Jeans is a funny guy.
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    lolumad Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    only a few of those made sense. most of them were pretty terrible though.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    Got so close to, but not reached, "There`s a bathroom on the right."
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    meh. About 20% were good, the rest seemed to try too hard.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    not.even.close.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    These were reaching. I couldnt even hear them when I tried.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    This video insists upon itself.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm
    I want a cross-eyed bear :(
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1096 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    I don`t know why but "hit me with your pet shark" actually made me laugh lol
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    PADDED BRA... PADDED BRAAAA-AAA.
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    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    "Tied to machines that make me be" My whole life I thought it was "make me pee". I will never be the same.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3879 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    "mount your mama" made me laugh out loud in particular. but then, i DO live in arkansas!!!
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    They stopped short on "Bad Moon on the Rise". it Read "Don`t growl tonight, Or else a bum will take your lime" and forgot to add "Theres the bathroom on the right"
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    dang, Thonious beat me to it
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    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    If you`re wondering how badly some people mishear things, check out Kiss This Guy they`ve been cataloging this stuff for years.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    lmao. I never misheard any of THOSE lyrics but I`m sure I will from now on.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    The metallica one is pure gold ;)
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:16 am
    Most entertaining, good one
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 1:40 am
    "Blinded by the light, wrecked up like a douche"...that is the way I always heard it. Never could figure that one out. "`Scuse me while I kiss this guy" has always been my favorite, though.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 4:34 am
    most of these don`t work
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 7:59 am
    How did I miss this post earlier? Hilarious! :-)
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    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 10:31 am
    aw i miss the 90s
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    359 posts
    November 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm
    Lame post is lame.
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    LOL... The lyrics to the Alanis Morissette song were actually correct!!! 1:05

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