Hilarious Misheard Song Lyrics

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Entertainment

From Metallica to Queen, it"s mondegreens galore. Excuse me now, I"m tied to machines that make me pee.
There are 27 comments:
Male 476
LOL... The lyrics to the Alanis Morissette song were actually correct!!! 1:05
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Male 369
Lame post is lame.
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Male 408
aw i miss the 90s
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Male 17,512
How did I miss this post earlier? Hilarious! :-)
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Male 7,775
most of these don`t work
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Female 2,691
"Blinded by the light, wrecked up like a douche"...that is the way I always heard it. Never could figure that one out. "`Scuse me while I kiss this guy" has always been my favorite, though.
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Male 13,624
Most entertaining, good one
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Male 2,841
The metallica one is pure gold ;)
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Male 2,675
lmao. I never misheard any of THOSE lyrics but I`m sure I will from now on.
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Male 169
If you`re wondering how badly some people mishear things, check out Kiss This Guy they`ve been cataloging this stuff for years.
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Male 2,988
dang, Thonious beat me to it
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Male 2,988
They stopped short on "Bad Moon on the Rise". it Read "Don`t growl tonight, Or else a bum will take your lime" and forgot to add "Theres the bathroom on the right"
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Female 4,086
"mount your mama" made me laugh out loud in particular. but then, i DO live in arkansas!!!
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Male 199
"Tied to machines that make me be" My whole life I thought it was "make me pee". I will never be the same.
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Female 674
PADDED BRA... PADDED BRAAAA-AAA.
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Female 1,145
I don`t know why but "hit me with your pet shark" actually made me laugh lol
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Male 2,332
I want a cross-eyed bear :(
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Male 658
This video insists upon itself.
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Male 7,585
These were reaching. I couldnt even hear them when I tried.
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Male 5,314
not.even.close.
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Male 2,711
meh. About 20% were good, the rest seemed to try too hard.
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Male 987
Got so close to, but not reached, "There`s a bathroom on the right."
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Male 59
only a few of those made sense. most of them were pretty terrible though.
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Female 325
There is a version of Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep available out there, somewhere - just in case anyone is interested.

P.S. Pleated Jeans is a funny guy.
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Male 579
seems so forced.. not as good as gopher tuna.
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Male 2,371
Mount your mama!

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Female 8,044
Link: Hilarious Misheard Song Lyrics [Rate Link] - From Metallica to Queen, it`s mondegreens galore. Excuse me now, I`m tied to machines that make me pee.
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