Have You Ever Smoked Pot?

Submitted by: LightShaded 4 years ago in Funny

Liars, all of them!
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Male 2,513
Haha, dinner
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Male 5,078
MacGuffin i clearly have that idea cause i am not born with a joint in hand and i smoke really rarely sometime can pass also 4 or 5 months. I am not a daily stoner. In any case i respect your decision, i don`t want to push anyone to start smoking pot. I am just curious on how someone that have never try it can be so convinced.
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Female 2,602
[quote]MacGuffin what i try ti say is that you can-t know or talk about it if you never try at least once, my is just a suggestion not an order for sure.[/quote]

So by that token, you can`t possibly have any idea of or valid opinions about what abstaining from drugs is like...
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Male 13,624
MacGuffin

``No. I went to one of the roughest Comprehensives in Scotland, which is how I`m able to bitchslap gobby know-nothings like you without breaking sweat``

That made me laugh muchly - respect to you lass
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Male 37,689
@piperfawn: But we CAN talk about it! We can observe others, do research and stuff, and then make an informed decision WITHOUT actually doing it, no matter what it is!

Would you join the Nazi Party (just to use an EXTREME example) just to "experience it for yourself"? NOPE!
The Nazis would get ONE polite "no thank you" before the baseball bat came out & things got bloody... (so they better not ask twice, eh?)
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Male 5,078
MacGuffin what i try ti say is that you can-t know or talk about it if you never try at least once, my is just a suggestion not an order for sure.
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Female 2,602
[quote]I suggest the people that have never try it to smoke at least once in your life.[/quote]
I don`t care what other people put in their bodies, as long they don`t expect me to do it too. There are lots of experiences that other people choose to have that I don`t: voting Republican, having gay sex, holding religious beliefs, smoking pot. As long as they`re comfortable enough in themselves to enjoy their own subjective experiences without feeling the need to shove them down my throat, that`s all I care about. You shouldn`t presume to advise other people to behave as you do merely because you enjoy it. Don`t be that self-conscious alcoholic "are you driving?" guy mentioned earlier: he`s no fun to be around.


[quote]You were home schooled weren`t you... ;P[/quote]
No. I went to one of the roughest Comprehensives in Scotland, which is how I`m able to bitchslap gobby know-nothings like you without breaking sweat.
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Male 37,689
C`mon @LillianDulci! Skydiving is fun, you should try it! You just go 10,000 feet into the air and... and then...
Nope! I cannot even tease you about it! :-)

Skydiving is NOT for me! Jump out of a perfectly good, Not-On-Fire aircraft? Heck no! >-(

NOT every experience in this world "should be tried" ok?

You like it? Fine! That doesn`t change MY opinion one little bit.
You`re free to offer the suggestion though... but have to be willing to accept "no thanks" as a valid answer.

Not picking on you @piperfawn, this is for all the others as well.
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Male 642
I don`t smoke and haven`t smoked for a long time because I am trying to be responsible and not get negated on any drug test for work related interests.

Not saying that that I condone the notion that smoking is bad... It should be legal and taxed just like alcohol, which is a far worse drug...

@MacGuffin...
You were home schooled weren`t you... ;P
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Male 2,516
@piperfawn: I just don`t like smoking anything at all. And from all accounts, good and bad, it doesn`t seem like anything other than a waste of time that of getting high.

If it was my choice, I would make it legal, heck, the industry benefits of the plants themselves are enough, but I really don`t mind other people getting high. I don`t fear for my brain, I don`t think it`ll hook me up, I just don`t think it`s worth it. Same reason I wouldn`t take up golf.
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Male 1,341
@Piperfawn

I`m with Lillian on this one. I`ve never had any desire to try it, as I stated before, I`m just not interested. Like I said, I have nothing against it or the people who do smoke and I would very much like to see it be legalized. I just can`t stand it when I`m seen as a weirdo because I haven`t tried it before.

Only thing that I disagree with you, Lillian, is that I would very much like to try skydiving. Static line jumps from 800 feet are starting to get incredibly boring.
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Female 2,674
piperfawn, why should we do something we don`t want to do, just to experience something we don`t want to experience? I can`t speak for others but I`m not talking bad about pot. Actually, I want it to be legal and I think is absurd that alcohol is legal but pot isn`t. But I still have no desire to smoke it (or consume it in any other form). Just like I have no desire to sky dive. Some people may like it, but I don`t want to try it and don`t see why people think I should just because they like it.

The whole "pot`s so good everyone should try it you`re a prude if you don`t" crap starts to sway me in the other direction because it makes pot smokers sound like jerks. You do what you want, I do what I want, why cant it be left at that instead of trying to pressure others into doing something they don`t want to do?
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Male 5,078
I suggest the people that have never try it to smoke at least once in your life. I assure that if you try it just one time you will not have any kind of damage or you will be hooked for life to it. If you free yourself from preconceptions about pot (this preconception can come from yourself or be imposed by the exterior)maybe you can find that is not the hell that someone want to paint. I really can`t understand people that talk bad about it and have never try it just one time. Try it once and after that you can say what you want about it. And in any case as for all things the moderation is important.If you start to smoke 3 pots a day everyday you are and become an idiot but if you smoke one joint a week maybe you will find that their relaxing and calming properties are not bad at all. Anyway booze is much more dangerous than pot. Alchool kill for real, pots no.
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Male 2,516
@5Cats: Actually my uncle was just kind of a middle aged party drunk who couldn`t hold a job. He was just having "fun" with me.

@Reignblazer: The only reason I`ve denied myself the mainstream pleasures of all types of drugs, is because they seem like a big waste of time and money for me.

@Hi-haole: There`s as much pride in not smoking weed as there is in not skateboarding or not playing golf. As MacGuffin said... this is a thread titled "All people who deny smoking pot are liars". What did you expect to see? Nods of assent?
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Male 13,624
HI-haole
No never bothered with it, done been shot at in the army, done having been burnt by Molotov roostertails, done been chased by mobs with guns, done with been run over by checkpoint run through s, No Im not a square, and sir ``square`` is not the mode now, its I believe sick, or phat, get with the groove laddie, ye lack lustered x box playing wheres my pants mom hip chick
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Male 37,689
[quote]That`s right, I`m a goodie two shoes who hasn`t tried it just because it`s illegal.[/quote]
No harm in that @Rick_S!

@LillianDulci: Yup, that`s what he said! "Be a non-conformist, exactly like all your friends!"
(I have that book: `How To Be A Non-Conformist` from 1967)


[quote]actually, I never took drugs because I was afraid I would like it, get hooked and ruin my life[/quote]
Works for me too @lauriloo! I have enough addictions already!
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Male 1,737
@RedOnTheHead

Is that the same way legitimate rape gets shut down?

For the record, if it is in your lungs, it`s getting absorbed, that is how it works. If you mean it won`t be absorbed through your mouth alone, that is also not entirely correct.
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Female 2,602
[quote]You guys are all a bunch of squares... Who cares if none of you tried it, are you guys really that proud of yourselves? It`s just weed for frick sake...[/quote]

If you`d made that statement outside the context of a thread in which it had been suggested everyone in the world *must* have smoked pot, you might have a point. But you didn`t and you don`t. In this context you just sound like a bitter stoner that`s pissed because everyone else isn`t exactly like himself. A bit like those saddos who can`t drink alone, and who go around annoying everyone they encounter socially, demanding to know "if they`re driving" as justification for their not getting as obnoxiously drunk as them.
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Male 642
You guys are all a bunch of squares... Who cares if none of you tried it, are you guys really that proud of yourselves? It`s just weed for frick sake...

Now if you`ve never done meth, crack, coke or whatever and you were actually peer pressured into almost doing that... Then that is something to be proud of...
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Male 13,624
Never really thought about it,never had any, of any sort, pill, roll up, etc.. just never done owt for me, like Broccoli I know it exists but I don`t do it
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Female 1,803
actually, I never took drugs because I was afraid I would like it, get hooked and ruin my life. I value my brain too much and don`t have any real problems I need to escape from. Frankly, I think people who take drugs to not deal with life are pretty weak.
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Male 99
I have inhaled but absorption did not occur. If you really don`t want to get high and do it due to peer pressure your body has ways of shutting down absorption.
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Male 3,445
`Honestly, I pity people that pride themselves on having denied themselves experiences that are deemed "not normal" by the mainstream.`

That`s funny. I`ve always felt like I`m out of the mainstream for never having tried it. Most everyone I know has done it, and I`ve refused when offered.
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Male 570
blazer, recovering/recovered addicts don`t knock drugs? you make no sense...
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Female 2,674
Reignblazer, you`re telling us to be our own person by doing something we don`t want to do (for whatever reason) just because you/others like it? Maybe I`m misunderstanding you... but it`s our own choice. I`m not telling anyone they shouldn`t do it if they want to, just because I personally don`t want to.
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Female 14
yes, 2 times, i can say that they were probably the most miserable times of my life... NEVER AGAIN! go booze !
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Male 2,332
Honestly, I pity people that pride themselves on having denied themselves experiences that are deemed "not normal" by the mainstream.

Be your own person. Don`t just do what people tell you you`re allowed to do and draw your own conclusions. After all, the only people that knock drugs are the ones that have never done any.

@MacGuffin: You`re from the Glasgow area and you`ve not done any drugs? You must be something special indeed :p
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Male 1,341
Yea, I`ve actually never smoked the stuff. Most people never believe me, just never been interested in it, I guess. Not that I have an issue with it or people who do smoke, though.
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Female 1,803
...pretty cool to see.
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Female 1,803
@5Cats "I think your uncle did you a favour! It could be he intended to "take the mystery" out of it and thus prevent you from making a mistake later in life. You should call him up (or offer a prayer) and thank him!"

My dad did the same thing. He let me have a puff when I was little and I choked soooo bad. Never tried it again even though my dad smoked like a chimney around me. My parents also let me have a little beer occasionally when I was young. Maybe that`s why drinking has never been a big deal for me.

I honestly wonder if drugs would ever do anything for me. When I`ve had percoset, vicodin, halcyon, etc. for medical issues I`ve never gotten high from them. Sleepy at best. They gave me the halcyon for a gum graft and told me I would probably pass out and not remember a thing. I was wide awake and normal the entire time. Good thing because the doc showed me the reconstituted cadaver skin they used for the graft and I thought that was pretty c
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Male 2,419
`Bout half my weight now?
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Male 3,909
I know quite a few who smoke regularly (a few times a week) myself included, who have no problems caused by smoking weed. Every one has a relatively normal life, good job, pay taxes, and a home in the suburbs with a wife & kids.

It`s the same as people who get off work and stop by their neighborhood bar for happy hour. In fact, I know a few people whose lives have been destroyed by alcohol abuse (lost their jobs, house, wife, etc) and it`s legal.
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Female 3,727
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
20716 Posts Saturday, November 03, 2012 8:22:44 AM

I don`t know a single person who has not smoked it, at least once.
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Me and the hubby! We`re not sheeple! The hardest thing I`ve had was that crap they give you when they take your tonsils out.
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Male 3,322
I never did. Had the chance to, and turned it down. I`m against legalizing it, but if it does get legalized, I will probably try it. That`s right, I`m a goodie two shoes who hasn`t tried it just because it`s illegal.
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Male 3,445
Never done it, myself.
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Male 642
The majority of people around you have tried it. Whether they tell you or not.

@lauriloo: I didn`t get high the first time I tried it just like most people. One theory why that happens is because of the adrenalin rush that occurs because you`re trying it for the first time. It seems to counteracts the effects.

@MacGuffin: Maybe that`s why you seem so uptight all the time.
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Male 37,689
I`ve tried pot a few times over the decades. MEH! I prefer the booze!

Never smoked a cigarette, ever, even once! Filthy habit, that is.

@jendrian: I think your uncle did you a favour! It could be he intended to "take the mystery" out of it and thus prevent you from making a mistake later in life. You should call him up (or offer a prayer) and thank him!
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Male 2,516
in my case, when I was 8 I had an uncle who offered me to smoke (a cigarette) and gave me some booze.

The experience was so horrifying to this day I can`t fathom people enjoying using any kind of drugs. I don`t even get coffee, I don`t think I feel its effects.

I also can`t speak for my brothers and extended family, and the rest of my friends, but I`m pretty sure I can count the ones who have even tried it with one hand and have fingers left.
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Male 5,094
*raises hand*

Never did, never felt the need, never fell to peer pressure.
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Female 2,674
As with the other IABers who responded to Gerry, I haven`t had pot in any form and have no desire to. I`m 21 and in my 4th year of uni and I don`t even drink alcohol (last time I consumed any form of alcohol, I was in middle school and it was only a sip). I know other people who haven`t either; it`s not that uncommon.
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Female 2,602

[quote]I don`t know a single person who has not smoked it, at least once.[/quote]

Yes you do. Me. The only experience I`ve ever had of drugs was being given morphine in hospital once (it was very nice, btw - I can see how people get addicted to it).

I applied for a Government job in the UK once, though, that involved a drugs test and filling in a questionnaire about your past drug usage. They found it really difficult to believe I`d never taken a single illicit drug, even experimentally at University. I had to explain to them that whilst I appreciated past drug use wasn`t that big of a deal, that I *really* had just never tried any. It`s like telling a psychiatrist you`ve never contemplated suicide: they find it difficult to believe anyone exists that hasn`t. The French call it "Deformation Professionnelle" - the tendency to view the world through the narrow filter of your own professional experience.
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Female 1,803
I`ve never smoked pot. Last June, I had a 24hr layover in Amsterdam and finally thought I would try it. I bought a brownie in a coffee shop and ate half because I had read eating pot is stronger than smoking. Didn`t do a thing. If I hadn`t been worried about catching my plane home I would have tried the other half but I just threw it away.
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Male 570
never have, neither have most of my friends, my parents, my wife, and all but one of my 7 siblings. you should get our more, Gerry.
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Male 2,516
@Gerry: I haven`t. Not once, ever. And neither has my wife. In fact, that poll seemed rather believable
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Male 37,689
This was pretty entertaining, of course JAY LENO did this `bit` for years... zero origionality. Doesn`t make it bad, it`s all in the execution, which here is quite good.

Caption fail has been noted!
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Male 38,457

I don`t know a single person who has not smoked it, at least once.
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Male 17,512
In a national poll: 60% have tried it once, 10% smoke it monthly, 3% are habitual smokers.
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Female 2,674
How are they all liars when most of them said yes? And it`s perfectly feasible that some people haven`t.
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Male 716
They can`t all be liars. If the people that obviously smoked were liars that would make them clean.
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Male 423
Link: Have You Ever Smoked Pot? [Rate Link] - Liars, all of them!
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