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Date: 11/16/12 04:10 PM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    Link: Fat Problems - A can opener might have helped...or a diet.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    LOLZ!
    While it looks a little "staged" there`s plenty to laugh about in this video!

    1:40 "Thinner than you" =/= Thin enough to get in...

    The music was nice too!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    I just want to point out, for the record, that this is NOT in the USA!

    Take that EUROPE you fat slags!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    Oi! Gerry1of1, the bits of writing did not look European to me, they were distinctly Russian. This is obviously a cheap Russian copy of an American clip. Also being a European, I`m not as fat as I look. (Or so people tell me)
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2314 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    Long ago and far away, my first girlfriend`s uncle had a very small import car that he was rebuilding; I don`t remember the make or model, or whether it had four wheels or just three. What I do recall, is that it had just one door- the entire front of the vehicle opened up like a book, you got in, and closed the front up. The front part had the steering wheel and dashboard just like any other car.
    Long story long, I think those cars were made for folks shaped like this guy, as the car was pretty much round.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    I hate assh*les that park like that, people should get a fine or ticket for doing that sh|t.
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    kree_ Male 30-39
    990 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    Ukranian license plates
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    CaptKangaroo
    Was BMW Isetta?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    I used to have a Bricklin with gullwing doors.



    The doors only needed 11" to open, but this old lady in a big Mercury Medicare pulled in so close I couldn`t open the door to get in without hitting her right-side mirror. She was several inches over the line, so I asked her please to move her car. She asked sarcastically, "How is this MY problem? You`re the one with the funny doors. I`ll move it when I`m done shopping. You`ll just have to wait."

    I said, "That`s fine, as long as you won`t be needing your side-view mirror any longer." When she realized what I was about to do, she moved her car.
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    That happened to me a lot when I was fat. Strangely enough, it doesn`t happen to me near as often now that I`ve lost weight. Maybe I`m just smaller, IDK.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    The bag of fruit on the windscreen :-) poor guy
  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 12:11 am
    These kind of car doors would definitely help.

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    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 3:16 am
    You need to be anorexic to fit thru that hole.. Regular 70-80kg male has very little chance..
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 4:09 am
    He`ll go straight home now and eat some comfort food.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 4:42 am
    All he needed to do was lean in let off the handbrake and push the damn car out, hardly a mensa related task. Silly fat fuc*er.
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 8:45 am
    aww...I just wanna give him a hug!
  17. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2314 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Holeymoley Piperfawn, That one looks a bit fancier than the one he had, but that`s a ringer.
    The man taught me cars by helping me re-build an old Checker Marathon station wagon- `64, I think- but he never did get that little car of his going as he lacked parts, and couldn`t fabricate what he needed.
    Thanks for the pic- brings back some good memories.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    @OldOllie: you actually owned a Bricklin? Canada`s most famously government subsidized car? lolz!
    I`ve heard & read that it was a complete POS, eh?


    Nice!



    I thought Messerschmitt made a front-opening car, but no, it was a "bubble-top" as you can see.

    @CaptK: Checked Stationwagon! Awesome machine! I`ve turned green as your avatar with jealousy!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    "Checker" = my cat is sleeping on my left arm... darn typos!
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 17, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    I`ve heard & read that it was a complete POS, eh?
    The body was pretty crappy. It was gelcoat over fiberglass, and the gelcoat tended to crack and delaminate. Also, the doors were operated by a hydraulic pump from a Ford convertible top, and it was badly undersized for the weight of the doors, so it used to blow seals all the time (no penguin jokes). Other than that, though, it was great. It had a Ford 351 Windsor small block with a C4 automatic, and it ran like a turpentined cat. I used to race it in SCCA autocross, and I usually finished 1st or 2nd in my class.

    BTW, I chose that picture because mine was green, too, and it looked just like that.
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    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    November 18, 2012 at 11:57 am
    @spanerbulb
    obviously didn`t watch the end.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    November 18, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    Gerry1of1 probably an american tourist in Europe with a rented car...;-)
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    November 18, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    aaawwww, kitteh9lives... you`re usually so much better than this
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 19, 2012 at 7:56 am
    and?

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