Cat-Friend Vs. Dog-Friend

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

If your friends acted like your pets, you might not keep them around.
There are 19 comments:
Male 2,859
@ CrakrJak So basically cats don`t give a crap about you.
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Male 17,512
A cat won`t chew your shoes and couch all the hell because it got anxious for you to come back while you were at work. Cats can entertain themselves and don`t have ADHD and OCD, like dogs.
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Male 2,418
5cats if you like your friends to show you their butthole every chance they get and in return stroke them for that. The word smart isn`t the first that pops into my head. :D

(thanks for playing, better luck next time)
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Male 369
Made me laugh out loud a number of times...
Yup, my cat and my best mate`s dog explained in a nutshell.
Bet he`ll laugh at all the wrong bits, though.
But that`s dog owners for you...
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Male 1,586
This was fantastic!!! Mine are all exactly like that. My wife gets grossed out when the dogs go to eat the cat puke and I get mad when they don`t get it all.
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Male 36,536
Mildly funny, cats are not all like that though. Every cat I`ve owned has been (mostly) really nice! Freindly, loves to play & etc.

@MrOrange: Men that like cats are smart? :-) there, I said it for you.
@nubblins: and they both just ignore it! lolz!
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Male 2,418
and men that like cats.. well you know... no need to say it is there?
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Male 2,418
This is what i love about women, alway`s complaining that their male counterpart, doesn`t share his feelings, won`t spend time with her, doesn`t get excited about seeing her, gets anoyed when when he wakes her up for a cuddle, or farts at her, and never mind sticking yer ass in her face. but when a cat does it`s love. make up your mind bitches! me i know my best friend, and yeah it`s mutt before slut. get used to it! (hey it rhymes, couldn`t find a better one) pooch before hooch?
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Male 12,138
[quote]And I think one of my cats was a dog in a former-life...she is very annoying like dog-friend. [/quote]
My cat`s the same, McThstlpnts! Plays fetch, follows me round, comes with me when I go outside, licks my face... not sure if it`s a good thing or a bad thing.
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Female 1,743
rofl. I laughed pretty hard when the cat friend climbed over both of them on the couch.

so true. :P
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Female 1,540
"non-nice individuals" ahahaha...filter.

a**holes :-D
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Female 1,540
None of my cats are non-nice individuals...but I have come across cats like cat-friend. And I think one of my cats was a dog in a former-life...she is very annoying like dog-friend. >^.^<
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Female 2,764
This was original!!!! ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!

I loved it!
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Male 878
Reasons I don`t have a dog or a cat. Both equally annoying.
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Male 14,775
All 100% true. heck, I could make a religion out of this.
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Male 7,123
Pretty good.
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Male 2,552
I don`t have a dog, but the cat friend is pretty damn accurate.
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Female 280
I laughed so hard at this!!!
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Male 19,873
Link: Cat-Friend Vs. Dog-Friend [Rate Link] - If your friends acted like your pets, you might not keep them around.
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