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Date: 11/04/12 04:25 PM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    Link: Can Anyone Explain This To Me!? - Does this mean Satan uses all the toilet paper? What exactly is the message here?
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    Squidbush Male 40-49
    714 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    They give out free TP every Sunday
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    You can watch it here (click)
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    schuey63 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    maybe they use so much because the poo come out both ends!
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    thefatviking Male 18-29
    202 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    Are they telling me to wipe my ass with a bible?
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    Yes it is definitely saying this is not a problem if you have a bible handy.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    Separation of church and bathroom, now!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    No Bible in the bathroom, no TP in the bathroom; yeah, that`s about the same thing.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    God watches you have bowel movements.
  10. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm
    "The bible says you are loved by god"

    Hahahaha. No it doesn`t. Read it.

    The bible says you are something that can be punished, killed, or tortured if God just feels like it. That is not love. Definitely not love.

    The bible says we are all ants and god is a kid with a magnifying glass.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    HG: why do you insist on speaking as if you know what you`re talking about? The bible does say God loves us, and you can read it here.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm
    hg: here as well
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    chuckleboy Male 50-59
    145 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    Hey folks...we slam churches for having no sense of humor, and then we slam them when they show one...c`mon...
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    @HolyGod
    Well, you`d know :P
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    TP is more useful than prayer. I invite god to eat my poo, until then TP is in and he is out.

    Also: TheGuySmiley is a tool.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 7:46 pm
    I think it has something to do with this...

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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:00 pm
    just an example of missing something important that you need... sure, toilet paper may be a bad example but I don`t see what`s so hard to understand. kind of like if holy wakes up and the stick he keeps up his butt is missing.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    TheGuySmiley

    Yes. You sent me links of God saying he loves us. However I go more by actions. You know, like DROWNING EVERYONE ON THE PLANET.

    You are like an abused wife sitting and bleeding but telling the cops "he says he loves me".
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Smiley, speak freely on these boards, but with all these Christian Evangelizing links (four on this page alone from you, each with a linky to a biblical sermon) it`s a bit spammy. Please keep it in check.

    Much love, Davy.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:23 pm
    In the interest of fairness, HolyGod, reel it in too. Please?
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    tb: Really now, names? Didn`t you learn in school that name calling is the sign of a losing stance? Maybe prayer can help you to defend yourself with wit and class.. Don`t knock it till ya try it :)
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    okie no more links!
  23. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    davymid

    "In the interest of fairness, HolyGod, reel it in too. Please?"

    I`m definitely willing to adjust my behavior if necessary, but please quantify what you`d like me to real in. I`ve made two comments neither of which contained a single link.

    Thanks.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    You`re missing stinking loads of poo. That`s what you`re missing. You can get plenty at home though, no need to go there for it.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    Sh*t.

    I was just trying to Moderate a discussion, and now I look like the po-lice. Smiley, link away, in this thread and others, just don`t spam the boards with with evangilistic sermons. HG, no need to tone down your responses at all, but equating Smiley to an abused wife where his God is the physical abuser (because of his faith) is antagonistic...

    OK, I`m shutting up now. Free Speech and all that, have at it.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    Agreed, religion is crap.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm



    Satan = Cornholio! (No, not really)

    God watches you have bowel movements.
    @nubblins: It`s true! But at least Jehova and Jesus don`t tell us what hand we should wipe our bum with...

    @chuckleboy: Excellent observation! Welcome to IAB!

    Don`t knock it till ya try it :)
    @TheGuySmiley: NO! That`s only for smoking pot! And gay sex. And canabalism... ok perhaps not that last one. ;-)

    @HG: Reel in your antagonistic trolling. That`s a good start.

    "Hahahaha. No it doesn`t. Read it." = TROLLING
    You know very well it clearly DOES SAY that, so either you`re trolling or a complete idiot (for claiming to know something you admit you know nothing about, eh?).

    "However I go more by actions." NOT when it comes to Obama...
  28. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    davymid

    "equating Smiley to an abused wife where his God is the physical abuser (because of his faith) is antagonistic... "

    It may be. What can I say, I dig religious debate. I was watching an episode of Law and Order SVU at the time. A woman was telling the cops how much her abusive husband really loves her. Just seems so spot on. God`s actions in the bible are full of the most hateful, evil, vengeful, horrible things one can imagine, however him SAYING he loves us wipes all his actions away in the minds of the faithful like Smiley. Strikes me as rather congruous.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:06 pm
    5Cats

    "You know very well it clearly DOES SAY that, so either you`re trolling or a complete idiot (for claiming to know something you admit you know nothing about, eh?)."

    It SAYS lots of tings. I mean the book on a whole does not show that God loves us. Can you really tell me that if you read the bible cover to cover in one sitting, the flood, the plagues, the murders, the punishments, the torture, everything, you come away feeling like God loves us? Honestly?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm
    5Cats

    "However I go more by actions." NOT when it comes to Obama...

    I am not Obama`s biggest fan. I`m not. I have never said he has done a great job on the economy and personally I think healthcare could have waited till the second term given the state of things. I just think he hasn`t done a horrible job like you guys like to pretend.

    Comparing God to Obama is a little unfair though. God has complete and total control over everything that happens, so if the flood kills everyone it is because God and God alone WANTED it to happen. So everything that happens can be blamed 100% on God. Obama doesn`t really have all that much control over what happens between congress and the economy and other world leaders. You can`t put all the blame on Obama for everything because he doesn`t have complete control.

    God WANTED the whole world to drown to death. Obama didn`t WANT 43 months of unemployment above 8%. Make sense?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    November 4, 2012 at 10:55 pm

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    New_Guy Male 30-39
    406 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 12:36 am
    The church is like that nice guy who goes to get you extra TP when you run out!
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 1:26 am
    it means: religious people are stupid
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 1:58 am
    @whodat: Yeah, but your DarwinShark is in for a nasty surprise in 72 hours... (the 3rd day, eh?)

    @HG you mistakenly thought I was a Christian in another thread (I didn`t bother to correct you), I`m not, I`ma Deist.
    To a Deist, the Bible is just a book. It`s a book that inspires a LOT of people, mostly for the better, but not written BY God.
    Doesn`t mean I haven`t studied it, quite a bit in places.

    "The bible says you are loved by god"
    Hahahaha. No it doesn`t. Read it.

    Nope, not buying your feeble excuse. It`s trolling you`re admitting to? Or ignorence?

    (HINT: the overall message of the Bible, especially the Gospels: "God so loved the world He gave His only Son so that we shall not perish but have life everlasting.")
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 2:40 am
    For something NOT proven either way it sure provokes some intense reactions on here. Just about about sums up mankinds history. More deaths in the name of religion than anything else.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:01 am
    @drawman theres more proof that religion is made up than there is of it actually being truthful.
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    496 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:43 am
    Well, all the bashing aside, i think it is a clever billboard message.
    You`ll never know you miss Jezus until you`re sitting on a pile of poo.

    But probably there is a childmolesting reference to be made there too ;)
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 3:49 am
    it means: you can wipe your ass with religion
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    Wayoldman Male 50-59
    72 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 4:01 am
    No the Bible isn`t written by God. It is inspired by God.
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    Modwain Male 40-49
    336 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 5:04 am
    Religion is, in itself a funny thing. Far be it from me to say wether a religio is right or wrong, wether i am part of it or not.

    But, does god love the world? according to the bible, yes for he sent his only son etc etc.
    but here comes the catch 22.
    If you dont believe or even worse, dont obey in either god or his son, there is no love for you, nope, you will have the wrath of god.

    Oh, and disobeying teh word of god is both hard and easy. i mean, sure, thou shalt not kill is easy. But how about judge not lest thou be judged? i havent met manny a christian that upheld this one.

    Religion is a personal thing, it should not condemn those that frown upon it.
    but at the same time, those that frown upon religion, be big enough not to condemn any religion that is not your own
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 5:13 am
    I`ve figured out what to do with my bible.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 6:03 am
    Wayoldman, that is not what it says.
  43. Profile photo of Livmight
    Livmight Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 6:10 am
    You don`t know what you are missing until you really need it.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 6:45 am
    I would be more religious if when I died for 3 minutes I saw anything. Not so much, just glad I can walk again.
    Funny.. when I mention this to people they become a doctor and say I wasn`t really dead. Like the religiously ignorant now know volumes of medical knowledge. Total organ failure and no heartbeat for 3 minutes is dead. I was just lucky, thats all.
    There is no god, I would have met him or hs buddy down below. If there was anything I`d let you know.
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    TheRATH Male 40-49
    31 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 7:04 am
    Looks like a pooty ad to me.
  46. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 8:33 am
    They are finally telling the truth. You should wipe your ass with the bible!
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 9:31 am
    5Cats

    "God so loved the world He gave His only Son so that we shall not perish but have life everlasting."

    You ever ask yourself what does that even mean? He had a son for the sole purpose of being tortured to death. WHY? What purpose did that serve? Anything Jesus dying earned humanity God could have given to us himself without the torture. Right?
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    SFVitale Male 40-49
    441 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 10:12 am
    The ad obviously means you`re missing an empty toilet paper roll, so if you go there to church you`ll have the benefit of wiping your butt with a cardboard tube, or bring your own corncob.
  49. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 11:48 am
    You ever ask yourself what does that even mean?
    @HG: I know EXACTLY what it means. WHY do you always (yes, every single solitary time) ASSUME I know zippo about any given subject I speak of? If I`m saying it? Chances are REALLY HIGH I know what I`m talking about! Unless you see a "afaik" or "iirc" or "I`m guessing" attached to it? Assume I`m a PHD and proceed accordingly. 8-)

    I could spend an HOUR explaining it, I know that much. Nevermind a 1000 character limit.

    >>I know so much, it would take 11 of you to understand how much I know!!!<<

    (I made that up the other day, at least I hope I`m the first to say it. Brilliant, eh?)

    Now, if @FancyLad would SEND ME A PASSWORD to the CHAT ROOM like I asked... (grrrr) we could discuss it there, but nooooo.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 11:51 am
    Anything Jesus dying earned humanity God could have given to us himself without the torture. Right?

    Wrong.
    That`s a seperate, TWO HOUR lecture. Yes I know that much!
  51. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    5Cats

    That was, ummm, interesting....
  52. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Livmight: exactly!
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    It takes one of me to guess that 5Cats is a little bonkers.
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    dkm458 Male 40-49
    42 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    PHD? Piled Higher and Deeper?
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm
    If you run out of toilet paper, just use the bible?
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    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Assume 5cats is a phd? Maybe a phd of comedy. Snicker.
  57. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    A soul without the attending the advertising church leaves your soul as dirty as a poo hole without bung fodder?
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    I think it means that the church has kidnapped your toilet paper, so you better go there and worship their imaginary friend or the TP gets it! ;-D
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm
    Assume 5cats is a phd? Maybe a phd of comedy. Snicker.
    Thanks @ExtraCredit!

    It takes one of me to guess that 5Cats is a little bonkers.
    @Fancysucksss: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
    I`m not a "little" bonkers, I`m a LOT bonkers... it would take 11 of you to understand just how bonkers I am! ...Are? ...Is!
  60. Profile photo of slenderboy
    slenderboy Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 1:16 am
    i know !
    you poo = sin
    toilet paper = church

    so no toilet paper can clean your poo.
    no church can clear your sin !

    GENIUS !
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    slenderboy Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 1:29 am
    i know !
    you poo = sin
    toilet paper = church

    so no toilet paper can clean your poo.
    no church can clear your sin !

    GENIUS !
  62. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 10:59 am
    Maybe sacrificing toilet paper makes us realize how lucky we are to have toilet paper.
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    It`s saying without church, your life is the equivalent of an unwiped a$$....... :-)

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