Bah Humbug! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

There"s a new villain in town and he apparently hates Christmas! Story in Credits link.
There are 23 comments:
Male 2,293
"If my family had left `Coke` out for Santa, i bet we would have got the most F-ed up toys that had to be assembled..Bikes missing wheels, books with wheels was already a problem.."


That`s what I call a "White Christmas"! But, you`re wrong. He`d probably give you three Christmas`s worth of gifts because he`d fly around the earth three times.
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Female 1,803
"I`ve met the kids who never believed in Santa, and they`re little cynical non-nice individuals, mini versions of the people who spawned them and cared more for being accurate than for having fun."

Maybe a better tradition to create non-cynical, nice individuals is to do charitable works with your kids during the holidays rather than to promote a mythical man who gives your kids gifts. Teach them to GIVE rather than to receive all the time. Too many kids are spoiled nowadays and have no sense of empathy for others who are less fortunate. That`s the best gift you could give them.
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Male 2,516
I don`t think anyone in my family has ever been foolish enough to believe "Santa" is real. And we`re not cynical non-nice individuals.

It might`ve helped that my aunt Alice would dress up like Santa and she`s nowhere near looking like a fat-white-bearded magical being, and we could all recognize her under the costume.
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Male 376
I decided to tell my kids that Santa Claus is real (for a time) in an effort to preserve a sense of magic in their lives, which I am happy to promote in other areas as long as it`s mainly frivolous.

I`ve met the kids who never believed in Santa, and they`re little cynical non-nice individuals, mini versions of the people who spawned them and cared more for being accurate than for having fun.
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Female 1,803
Santa Claus is christianity with training wheels. An omniscient magical being who will give you presents if you are more nice than naughty. By the time you figure out it`s a lie, you`re already invested in the next lie.
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Male 138
If my family had left `Coke` out for Santa, i bet we would have got the most F-ed up toys that had to be assembled..Bikes missing wheels, books with wheels was already a problem..
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Female 9
I guess if kids are too dumb to question things and lack the curiosity to find out the truth about santa by themselves then it will be a shock to find out their parents have lied about him. I figured it out by the time I was 6 but I kept going along with it because it was fun. Are there really people out there who are traumatized by santa claus?
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Female 1,743
I wasn`t taught there was a Santa as a kid. I didn`t grow up jaded or unimaginative. My mom told me that Christmas was about Jesus and St. Nick was a tale and not to tell the other kids.
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Male 2,711
And then kids reach that age when they realize, "My parents have been LYING to me about Santa and the Easter Bunny all this time? What ELSE have they been lying about? Can I believe anything they`ve said? WAAAHHH!!"

No wonder lying comes so easily in our society,eh?
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Male 5,811
[quote]Parents who don`t "let kids be kids" are doing far more harm than good. [/quote]
I have to take issue with this. I don`t see how lying to your children is less harmful than not lying to them.
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Male 3,147
"Whiskey for Santa? I thought the tradition (such as it was) was to leave a Coke and cookies? "


since i was a kid it`s always been some sort of alcholic drink in my family and those of other families I know. Brandy, Sherry, or Whiskey usually. Actually I do know one family where it was milk, but it was a tee total couple so I guess that`s why.

I guess it depends on what daddy drinks as to which one is used.... my dad always got us to put brandy out for instance.

Is it regional? Do most canadians leave coke for him?
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Male 37,794
[quote]Why were they having a Christmas parade on 17th November?[/quote]
@paddy215: Because in Canada, most of the counrty is FREAKING COLD by December. Asking little ones to stand in wind and cold = BAD idea!

We do it early to avoid getting frostbite for x-mas!

Figuring out Santa is part of childhood. Parents who don`t "let kids be kids" are doing far more harm than good. @Listypoos is doing it right!

@WhoDat: Krampus! lolz! I get in trouble for explaining to my Daycare Kids about "getting a lump of coal"! They laugh their little heads off, but the staff are all aghast...
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Female 302
@paddy - In Ontario the parade is usually held in November. I don`t know for sure, but I assume it`s for temperature reasons, in hopes that it will be warmer in November than it will be in December.
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Female 6,381
Whiskey for Santa? I thought the tradition (such as it was) was to leave a Coke and cookies?
We had at least one Christmas I remember when Dad did the whole thing. No snow in Vancouver, so there were newspapers on the new house`s carpet leading from chimney to tree (suitably soot-printed in the morning), some home baked cookies and yes, a Coke, that were only crumbs and a little heel of liquid when we got up. I was five or six and didn`t really buy it, though my little brother was amazed... 8-)
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Male 1,832
@Listypoos, that was all adorable until the part about the whiskey. Then it was awesome. Kudos to you, sir. You deserve a "#1 Dad" coffee mug.
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Male 5,811
@paddy: It was a Santa parade, perhaps a parade to signal that Santa is at the mall now maybe?

My parents never pretended Santa was real, and I`m happy they didn`t.
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Male 1,678
Why were they having a Christmas parade on 17th November?
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Male 3,147
I think this year is the last I`ll get away with pretending to be santa for my children. Every year when they`ve gone to bed on christmas eve I get some fake snow, cut out templates of boot prints and then lead snowy footprints from the chimney to their presents under the tree. After that I have to go out in the garden and do the same thing for reindeer prints outside the house, and some sparkly glitter for their `magic flying dust`..... then sweep up the reindeer food the kids have sprinkled on the ground before they went to bed. Then I have to take a bite of the carrot they`ve left for Rudolf.... but then I get the huge glass (no you two, santa likes more than that...pour it up to the top) of whiskey they`ve left for father christmas.

I say i `have to`...but I love making it feel magical for them like it was when i was their age.

There were mutterings about `fake snow` last year so like I say, this year is probably the last time I get to do it.
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Male 3,147
I`d be pissed if someone told my kids like that...fair enough if it`s another kid who is telling them that they don`t believe in it, but if it`s an adult who is just being nasty for the sake of it then yeah, I`d be furious. Kids don`t stay that innocent for long and I want mine kids to stay kids their they`re ready themselves.
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Female 1,540
You don`t really understand until you have children. There are so many elements to Santa that to not do it for your child, especially here in America, really isn`t fair and it incredibly hard to pull off. He is a total ass to do that to those kids. But I`m sure the parents were able to mend the situation seamlessly.
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Male 3,909
HAHAHA!!! Sounds like something I`d do!

Seriously though, if you`re going to lie to your kids, don`t forget to tell them about
Krampus!

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Female 3,727
Hahahaha! Well, kids shouldn`t be lied to anyone, not a good example! LOL

That is kinda jacked up though!
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Female 8,044
Link: Bah Humbug! [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s a new villain in town and he apparently hates Christmas! Story in Credits link.
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