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Date: 11/05/12 09:19 PM

21 Responses to Baby Elephant Birth In A Dutch Zoo

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    November 5, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    Link: Baby Elephant Birth In A Dutch Zoo - Nature, why are you so awsome?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 5, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    There ladies, see? That`s how it`s done.
    No whining. No crying for epidurals. No bitching.
    Just get it done and move on.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2012 at 9:40 pm
    Thats some tough lovin`. Get your ass up and start walking already you bum!
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
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    November 5, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    Gerry1of1, If women`s VJ`s were elephant sized then we probably wouldn`t whine so much. Most dudes would be disappointed though. It`s a scary thought knowing very well you`re gonna rip from V to A and not be freaking out a bit.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 12:30 am
    Dear god Gerry, you do realise you just turned this thread into an open forum for women to explain to you how hard childbirth really is yeah?

    I like you man, but this was !_NOT_! a smart move.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 12:39 am
    ByOwlPost
    If babies were elephant sized
    you would
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 12:40 am
    Scale to scale ya know!!
    you want a 10 stone or whatever baby ya clacker has to be scaled thus sized, either way its gonna hurt
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    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 5:49 am
    A man and a woman is sitting in a bar talking.

    The woman say to the man: You don`t know how painfull it is to give birth. It`s much worse than if you got kicked in the balls.

    The man says: That`s funny you should bring that up. Because after only a few years you women are ready to have another child. But you never see a man asking to be kicked in the balls twice.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 6:39 am
    Very cool the way they bury the afterbirth and even defecate on it to hide the smell from predators. Elephants are a very cool animal.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 6:41 am
    My wife said childbirth wasn`t as bad as women make it out. It hurts like Hell, but she said there are things that hurt far worse. I know she`ll get kicked out of the "Girl`s Club" for revealing the truth about it, and robbing other woman of years of whining about the pain, but what can you do?
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 6:42 am
    The older kid`s all `let me at da bebe :-)`
    Mom is putting herself between going wait wait for it

    It`s soh shaml :-)
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    November 6, 2012 at 6:47 am
    @patchouly, The defecating probably has to do with the natural way of childbirth, where the bacteria in the poop of the mother gets transported to the kids digestive system. It also happens in humans. If you don`t get bacteria transported to you, your digestive system won`t function properly later in life, and you will need to undergo "Fecal Transplant".
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2012 at 7:29 am
    I`ve heard of a fecal transplant.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 7:33 am
    @patchouly you do realize that every woman`s body is different, every pregnancy is different and everyone`s pain tolerance is different? Even men have totally different experiences with the same kind of pain. Maybe your wife has a big vagina and had a little baby, lol.
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    Faelwen Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 7:36 am
    Gerry the actual "pushing" part of childbirth really isn`t that bad it`s really a relief. It`s the contractions leading up to it that make most women to want drugs.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2012 at 9:16 am
    The contractions leading up to childbirth are the painful part, agreed. Though I didn`t give birth vaginally so I can`t vouch for that part. I ended up having an emergency c-section because my daughter`s heart rate was skyrocketing and mine was dropping. They pumped me with a bunch of morphine and I was high as a kite when my daughter was cut out of me. I guess if not for modern medicine, I wouldn`t be here telling you to f off, and that labor was painful, Gerry. :P
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2012 at 9:20 am
    A Republican is born
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
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    November 6, 2012 at 10:07 am
    I just had a baby 2 weeks ago and the pain is still fresh in my mind.. Yes, that poo hurts like a motherf.cker!!
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    Faelwen Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 6, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Well yeah it`s not going to be a wonderful experience but I remember how the contractions leading up hurt like hell and crowning hurt but everything else was fine. Nothing I couldn`t handle but then again I have a high threshold for pain. (Mother of 1 labor was 15 hours no medication or episiotomy so that`s my experience)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm
    @Zagger: lolz! Nice one!

    A friend of mine (3 kids) once told me:
    "I like getting pregnant, I like being pregnant, I like raising children! It`s the "giving birth" part I don`t like..."

    Her 3rd (and final!) child took 15+ hours... got the drugs, baby out in 5 minutes...

    @Draculya: See? THAT was funny! :-)

    @Pinkminx22: Congradulations! & job well done!
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    Nova666 Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2012 at 1:00 am
    The guy breathing into the camera is really anoying.

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