Baby Elephant Birth In A Dutch Zoo

Submitted by: MrOrange 4 years ago in

Nature, why are you so awsome?
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Female 136
The guy breathing into the camera is really anoying.
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Male 40,739
@Zagger: lolz! Nice one!

A friend of mine (3 kids) once told me:
"I like getting pregnant, I like being pregnant, I like raising children! It`s the "giving birth" part I don`t like..."

Her 3rd (and final!) child took 15+ hours... got the drugs, baby out in 5 minutes...

@Draculya: See? THAT was funny! :-)

@Pinkminx22: Congradulations! & job well done!
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Female 57
Well yeah it`s not going to be a wonderful experience but I remember how the contractions leading up hurt like hell and crowning hurt but everything else was fine. Nothing I couldn`t handle but then again I have a high threshold for pain. (Mother of 1 labor was 15 hours no medication or episiotomy so that`s my experience)
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Female 1,244
I just had a baby 2 weeks ago and the pain is still fresh in my mind.. Yes, that poo hurts like a motherf.cker!!
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Male 15,261
A Republican is born
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Female 1,743
The contractions leading up to childbirth are the painful part, agreed. Though I didn`t give birth vaginally so I can`t vouch for that part. I ended up having an emergency c-section because my daughter`s heart rate was skyrocketing and mine was dropping. They pumped me with a bunch of morphine and I was high as a kite when my daughter was cut out of me. I guess if not for modern medicine, I wouldn`t be here telling you to f off, and that labor was painful, Gerry. :P
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Female 57
Gerry the actual "pushing" part of childbirth really isn`t that bad it`s really a relief. It`s the contractions leading up to it that make most women to want drugs.
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Female 1,803
@patchouly you do realize that every woman`s body is different, every pregnancy is different and everyone`s pain tolerance is different? Even men have totally different experiences with the same kind of pain. Maybe your wife has a big vagina and had a little baby, lol.
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Male 1,497
I`ve heard of a fecal transplant.
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Male 1,216
@patchouly, The defecating probably has to do with the natural way of childbirth, where the bacteria in the poop of the mother gets transported to the kids digestive system. It also happens in humans. If you don`t get bacteria transported to you, your digestive system won`t function properly later in life, and you will need to undergo "Fecal Transplant".
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Female 2,549
The older kid`s all `let me at da bebe :-)`
Mom is putting herself between going wait wait for it

It`s soh shaml :-)
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Male 4,745
My wife said childbirth wasn`t as bad as women make it out. It hurts like Hell, but she said there are things that hurt far worse. I know she`ll get kicked out of the "Girl`s Club" for revealing the truth about it, and robbing other woman of years of whining about the pain, but what can you do?
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Male 4,745
Very cool the way they bury the afterbirth and even defecate on it to hide the smell from predators. Elephants are a very cool animal.
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Male 108
A man and a woman is sitting in a bar talking.

The woman say to the man: You don`t know how painfull it is to give birth. It`s much worse than if you got kicked in the balls.

The man says: That`s funny you should bring that up. Because after only a few years you women are ready to have another child. But you never see a man asking to be kicked in the balls twice.
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Male 13,630
Scale to scale ya know!!
you want a 10 stone or whatever baby ya clacker has to be scaled thus sized, either way its gonna hurt
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Male 13,630
ByOwlPost
If babies were elephant sized
you would
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Male 2,419
Dear god Gerry, you do realise you just turned this thread into an open forum for women to explain to you how hard childbirth really is yeah?

I like you man, but this was !_NOT_! a smart move.
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Female 519
Gerry1of1, If women`s VJ`s were elephant sized then we probably wouldn`t whine so much. Most dudes would be disappointed though. It`s a scary thought knowing very well you`re gonna rip from V to A and not be freaking out a bit.
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Male 2,988
Thats some tough lovin`. Get your ass up and start walking already you bum!
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Male 39,904

There ladies, see? That`s how it`s done.
No whining. No crying for epidurals. No bitching.
Just get it done and move on.
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Male 2,419
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