Another Little Known Fact About Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Sports

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Female 1,515
IDK why I keep clicking on these. They aren`t funny, just annoying.
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Male 37,794
@MattPrince: Different version, same passage, NO context. Read ALL of Luke 1, it`s right there! Mary was preggers before she was even married Joseph! She also had 8 other children too... (after Jesus, obviously!)
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Male 37,794
[quote]God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent.[/quote]
@HG: See? You`re TROLLING and I`ve caught you Red Handed!

TROLLOLO-lo-lo!

Either: You`re lieing about familiarity with the Bible...
OR You`re an idiot who cannot remember simple facts.
Luke 1 Especially 38: And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word."

Read the whole thing for context. Angel Gabriel tells her that she, a virgin with no husband, is going to have a baby, THAT is her reply.
MAry was friends with Elizabeth, who was John The Baptist`s mother... FFS this is BASIC stuff!

I await your apology AND your admission that I know MORE about the Bible than you, AND/OR an admission of trolling.
(It could be both, you could be trolling AND ingnorent).
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Male 8,132
MattPrince

"Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing."

If I remember correctly she wasn`t asked, she was told.
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Male 2,220
Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing.

An angel came in unto her, god was with her, and the holy spirit came over her.

"And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."

Of course that`s the story she told Joseph...
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Male 8,132
5Cats

"@HG: Someday you`ll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh* "

Oh I`ve read it lots of times. It`s fantastic.

God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent. Totally rape.
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Male 13,624
patchgrabber
Nice one haven`t seen that for ages
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Male 13,624
Legitimate rape.
Is there such a thing?
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Male 37,794
@turdy: Since we`re all "children of God" that would make it incest to know up a human, eh?
(hee hee, unintentional Biblical typo! "knock up" obviously)

Muppets Say: Yup!

It`s not like I haven`t heard all the religion bashing before...
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Male 37,794
@skytz: I know, it`s like cheating, eh?

@patchy: Classic, Canadian cartoon!

@HG: Someday you`ll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh*

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Male 4,893

I guess that would technically make him a bastard.
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Male 8,132
Another little known fact: Jesus was the product of rape. Legitimate rape.
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Male 5,811
This always reminds me of the log driver`s waltz
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Male 687
he could walk on water after all
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Male 20,169
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