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Date: 11/09/12 11:46 AM

15 Responses to Another Little Known Fact About Jesus [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 11:49 am
    Link: Another Little Known Fact About Jesus - World champion competitive log roller.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 am
    he could walk on water after all
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    This always reminds me of the log driver`s waltz
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Another little known fact: Jesus was the product of rape. Legitimate rape.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I guess that would technically make him a bastard.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 9, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    @skytz: I know, it`s like cheating, eh?

    @patchy: Classic, Canadian cartoon!

    @HG: Someday you`ll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh*

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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    @turdy: Since we`re all "children of God" that would make it incest to know up a human, eh?
    (hee hee, unintentional Biblical typo! "knock up" obviously)

    Muppets Say: Yup!

    It`s not like I haven`t heard all the religion bashing before...
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Legitimate rape.
    Is there such a thing?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    patchgrabber
    Nice one haven`t seen that for ages
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 4:22 pm
    5Cats

    "@HG: Someday you`ll actually OPEN that book you constantly MIS-quote... *sigh* "

    Oh I`ve read it lots of times. It`s fantastic.

    God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent. Totally rape.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing.

    An angel came in unto her, god was with her, and the holy spirit came over her.

    "And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."

    Of course that`s the story she told Joseph...
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm
    MattPrince

    "Was it rape? I thought Mary agreed to the whole heavenly bukkake thing."

    If I remember correctly she wasn`t asked, she was told.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32781 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    God impregnated a virgin without her knowledge or consent.
    @HG: See? You`re TROLLING and I`ve caught you Red Handed!

    TROLLOLO-lo-lo!

    Either: You`re lieing about familiarity with the Bible...
    OR You`re an idiot who cannot remember simple facts.
    Luke 1 Especially 38: And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word."

    Read the whole thing for context. Angel Gabriel tells her that she, a virgin with no husband, is going to have a baby, THAT is her reply.
    MAry was friends with Elizabeth, who was John The Baptist`s mother... FFS this is BASIC stuff!

    I await your apology AND your admission that I know MORE about the Bible than you, AND/OR an admission of trolling.
    (It could be both, you could be trolling AND ingnorent).
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32781 posts
    November 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    @MattPrince: Different version, same passage, NO context. Read ALL of Luke 1, it`s right there! Mary was preggers before she was even married Joseph! She also had 8 other children too... (after Jesus, obviously!)
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    IDK why I keep clicking on these. They aren`t funny, just annoying.

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