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Date: 11/07/12 11:10 AM

30 Responses to 9-Year-Old Girl Pretty Much Kicks Ass At Football

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Link: 9-Year-Old Girl Pretty Much Kicks Ass At Football - At first I thought she was just playing against crappy opponents, but she can take a hit and stick a hit even harder.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    November 7, 2012 at 11:21 am
    D`aaawww.. In a few years she`ll either discover girls and forget all about football, or have enough brain injuries to go on disability. You go, girl!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:23 am
    She is going to kick some serious ass as she grows up. I`d love to see her keep it up and get into college and maybe pro ball.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:26 am
    Nice that she can play and hasn`t been shut out due to gender- absolutely worst rendition of L.A. Woman I`ve ever heard.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:26 am
    PFFFSSSH please I can take her!!
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:38 am
    Was that playing to the DefTones?? I think it was.


    Anyway, bad ass girl. Simply BAD ASS. I am impressed, and not because she is a girl. She kicked those guys arses big time.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Impressive little girl!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:49 am
    What a little spit fire! you go girl!
  9. Profile photo of elderban99
    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:52 am
    This is 9 year old football, though. Lets see her do the same in High School.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 11:59 am
    chalket, i want to somehow Like your comment.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm
    Norv Turner needs to recruit her!!!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    I know one little girl with a very, very proud daddy.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    Football? Oh, you mean the American thing...
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    Quaribea Female 40-49
    34 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    Why are nine year olds playing tackle football? Are we thinking the kids have too many brain cells so we need to reign them in with concussions?
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Came in here expecting to make the excuse "Well yeah, girls physically develop faster than boys." Then I saw just how small she was. So..... "Well yeah, girls mentally develop faster than boys." considering football is easily the most memory intensive sport commonly played.

    Either way that was fun to watch.
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    pokherkid Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    9 more years and Lingerie football league here we come!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 3:01 pm
    so all i have to do is take the ball and run in to the other end? DONE
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    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    Impressive! She has great field vision and speed for her age and size. Dad has coached her very well. Saw her take some big (and 3 illigal) hits.
    My one big concern is what I kept seeing repeatedly. While she is running she is using her free hand to re-adjust her helmet...almost constantly. This shows the her helmet was too large and poorly adjusted for her. This could lead to a very serious head/neck injury. Das needs to be sure she is properly equiped in the future!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    when I read "football" I thought you meant "football".

    Here let me fix that for ya:


    9-Year-Old Girl Pretty Much Kicks Ass At Handegg.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    When I see her ruunning I keep hearing yakety sax in my head.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2192 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    pfffffffffffffffffftttttt.. it`s pretty easy to avoid a tackle when you have cooties
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    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    November 7, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    Someone got a little over excited with speeding up the film. Still, she is pretty quick. I`d be terrified if my daughters played football. Hell, with the concussion information out there, I`d be scared if my boys played. Oh well. I wish her the best of luck. I feel for her when the boys hit puberty.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 12:38 am
    It`s rare to see a female with so much fast twitch fiber.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 5:49 am
    That`s good and all, but once they get a little older and start putting on muscle they would destroy her.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 6:05 am
    And the most she look forward to is making the cheer leader squad. Yay, go equal rights!
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 6:07 am
    @patchgrabber, appearantly some women like that ...
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 6:30 am
    I want her on my fantasy football team.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    "chalket, i want to somehow Like your comment."

    :D

    (just one of many things missing from this site)
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    November 8, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    Wait,I thought this was a little girl`s league. Is it actually one little girl playing against a bunch of little boys? Number six is a champ!
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:59 am
    This is 9 year old football, though. Lets see her do the same in High School.

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