10 Facts To Shut Atheists Up

Submitted by: patchouly 4 years ago Misc

Well then... we"ve been told.
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Male 1,216
@inaria, He isn`t American.
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Female 1,515
....what was with that accent?
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Male 143
lol is this guy the cleverest troll i`v ever seen? just setting up ignorant creationists to be ripped apart the next time they try to confront someone educated
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Male 5,811
This would probably have made me lol more if this guy weren`t overplaying the wigger stereotype. But it`s still funny. Not as funny as the effort to use carbon dating to prove YEC, but funny nonetheless.
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Male 3,631
Hey just took the Straw Man to MGM levels.
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Male 334
hehehe,, he is so wrong on just about everything that it is funny, but aye, its trolling, i cant imagine anyone really talking like that ;-)
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Male 35
Obvious troll is obvious
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Male 3,745
i just don`t understand why people find it so hard to comprehend that God (pick a religion) can perform miracles...hes GOD...he can do whatever the drat he wants...
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Male 5,314
i lol`d
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Male 5,561
I`m going to be chuckling over that for a while!
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Male 458
He`s definitely trolling us.
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Female 19
:l
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Male 36,400
@davymid: Zero degrees! Exactly zero degrees and water freezes! You think humans did that? ;-)

(I`m a Deist, not a Biblical Creationist)
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Male 4,431
I`m a lifelong Atheist and this video has converted me to ID and Creationism. So, where do I go to sign up for the special underwear and flag pin?
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Male 81
Welp. Mr. Twitchy sold me.. I believe in God now. w00 h00!
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Male 12,138
[quote]#1 is absolutely true! I`ve yet to hear an atheist explain THAT eh? [/quote]
You`re kidding, right? Of course you are.
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Female 1,540
"These videos are for comedic purpose only."

Woo..thank goodness! Though I wonder how many nut jobs have shared this in their arguments :D
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Male 36,400
#1 is absolutely true! I`ve yet to hear an atheist explain THAT eh? Of course Americans and their heathenistic "farenheit"...

@Tiredofnicks: "Poe`s Law" thanks for the reminder! :-) (insert smilie above)

#2 I wasn`t aware that AGW was a religious topic...

Funnier than I thought (feared) it would be! It`s good that he kept things short & simple.
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Male 3,578
funny
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Male 5,094
Poe`s Law comes to mind:
[quote]"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won`t mistake for the real thing."[/quote]

Andrew155: Sounds more South African to me, but likely fake too.
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Male 2,332
That`s Athene`s friend I believe. They`re from Belgium and they are trolls :p
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Male 156
That was hilarious. Very high-level satire. I want to take that guy to the courthouse to talk the judge into tearing up the parking ticket I got this morning.
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Male 7,908
CrakrJak

"you`re too overloaded with our own liberal rhetoric to be a good judge of anything"

Look. I don`t believe in God or any part of the bible. However some people that I have a great deal of respect for do. I also know full well that I can never know for sure that God doesn`t exist.

However, there is a range of religious people from those that believe in a higher power and view the bible as an allegory all the way to those that take every word of the bible literally and think the world is 6,500 years old.

Those people exist. In droves. I understand if you want to distance yourselves from them, but they do exist and they are just as ridiculous as this guy is pretending to be. Check out the creationist museum in kentucky for proof.
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Male 2,578
The biggest offense to intelligence in the video, to me, is that some (probably) European guy is trying to act like a Southerner and then suddenly busts out the Celsius???
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Male 14,330
[quote]Why does he sound like a mix between white gangster and retard?[/quote]

Aren`t they the same?
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Male 17,512
patchouly & HG: If you two thought that you `can`t tell` the difference, than you`re too overloaded with our own liberal rhetoric to be a good judge of anything.
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Male 2,578
Who is being trolled?
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Male 684
you sir, have been trolled... checkmate
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Male 2,578
Why does he sound like a mix between white gangster and retard?
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Male 15,832
I made it through one and a half reasons. Jesus Christ, that was obnoxious!
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Male 4,746
I thought it was obvious this guy is trolling.
I have to agree with HG. When the arguments that religious nuts are using are so ridiculous that you can`t tell if they are being serious or not, it`s time to give it up your belief system and move on to another one. Clearly your current one is broken.
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Male 7,908
Wait. Nobody thinks he`s being serious right?

Is it telling that some religious people are so absurd that we can`t tell if someone is doing a parody or not even when they are being THIS ridiculous?
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Male 5,190
Let the interwebz fight begin!
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Male 808
here we go, our rebuttal idiotic
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Male 2,143
Wow,what an idiot.
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Male 181
Quite fake, really.
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Male 1,497
"kids" being the key word tedgp
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Male 14,773
He`s clearly an atheist trolling for laughs, but funny nonetheless. There are no `facts` that science can`t handle eventually. That`s the thing about book religions, the more we know about the world, the sillier they and their adherants look.
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Male 1,471
I`m convinced..
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Male 14,330
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Male 3,285
So stupid its not worth replying to. But we`ll get some fun out of the kids on here who like to get the last word in.
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Male 4,746
Link: 10 Facts To Shut Atheists Up [Rate Link] - Well then... we`ve been told.
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