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Date: 11/21/12 07:47 AM

44 Responses to 10 Facts To Shut Atheists Up

  1. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 7:47 am
    Link: 10 Facts To Shut Atheists Up - Well then... we`ve been told.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2012 at 7:55 am
    So stupid its not worth replying to. But we`ll get some fun out of the kids on here who like to get the last word in.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:01 am
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:02 am
    I`m convinced..
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2012 at 8:08 am
    He`s clearly an atheist trolling for laughs, but funny nonetheless. There are no `facts` that science can`t handle eventually. That`s the thing about book religions, the more we know about the world, the sillier they and their adherants look.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:09 am
    "kids" being the key word tedgp
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    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:19 am
    Quite fake, really.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:21 am
    Wow,what an idiot.
  9. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    790 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:25 am
    here we go, our rebuttal idiotic
  10. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6749 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:27 am
    Wait. Nobody thinks he`s being serious right?

    Is it telling that some religious people are so absurd that we can`t tell if someone is doing a parody or not even when they are being THIS ridiculous?
  11. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:33 am
    I thought it was obvious this guy is trolling.
    I have to agree with HG. When the arguments that religious nuts are using are so ridiculous that you can`t tell if they are being serious or not, it`s time to give it up your belief system and move on to another one. Clearly your current one is broken.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:37 am
    I made it through one and a half reasons. Jesus Christ, that was obnoxious!
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:41 am
    Why does he sound like a mix between white gangster and retard?
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:41 am
    you sir, have been trolled... checkmate
  15. Profile photo of Andrew155
    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:46 am
    Who is being trolled?
  16. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:47 am
    patchouly & HG: If you two thought that you `can`t tell` the difference, than you`re too overloaded with our own liberal rhetoric to be a good judge of anything.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:50 am
    Why does he sound like a mix between white gangster and retard?

    Aren`t they the same?
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2012 at 8:51 am
    The biggest offense to intelligence in the video, to me, is that some (probably) European guy is trying to act like a Southerner and then suddenly busts out the Celsius???
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6749 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:58 am
    CrakrJak

    "you`re too overloaded with our own liberal rhetoric to be a good judge of anything"

    Look. I don`t believe in God or any part of the bible. However some people that I have a great deal of respect for do. I also know full well that I can never know for sure that God doesn`t exist.

    However, there is a range of religious people from those that believe in a higher power and view the bible as an allegory all the way to those that take every word of the bible literally and think the world is 6,500 years old.

    Those people exist. In droves. I understand if you want to distance yourselves from them, but they do exist and they are just as ridiculous as this guy is pretending to be. Check out the creationist museum in kentucky for proof.
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    chuckleboy Male 50-59
    145 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 9:11 am
    That was hilarious. Very high-level satire. I want to take that guy to the courthouse to talk the judge into tearing up the parking ticket I got this morning.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 9:58 am
    That`s Athene`s friend I believe. They`re from Belgium and they are trolls :p
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Poe`s Law comes to mind:
    "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won`t mistake for the real thing."

    Andrew155: Sounds more South African to me, but likely fake too.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:43 am
    funny
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:26 am
    #1 is absolutely true! I`ve yet to hear an atheist explain THAT eh? Of course Americans and their heathenistic "farenheit"...

    @Tiredofnicks: "Poe`s Law" thanks for the reminder! :-) (insert smilie above)

    #2 I wasn`t aware that AGW was a religious topic...

    Funnier than I thought (feared) it would be! It`s good that he kept things short & simple.
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 11:28 am
    "These videos are for comedic purpose only."

    Woo..thank goodness! Though I wonder how many nut jobs have shared this in their arguments :D
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    #1 is absolutely true! I`ve yet to hear an atheist explain THAT eh?
    You`re kidding, right? Of course you are.
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    heytonashcat Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    Welp. Mr. Twitchy sold me.. I believe in God now. w00 h00!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 2:37 pm

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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    I`m a lifelong Atheist and this video has converted me to ID and Creationism. So, where do I go to sign up for the special underwear and flag pin?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    @davymid: Zero degrees! Exactly zero degrees and water freezes! You think humans did that? ;-)

    (I`m a Deist, not a Biblical Creationist)
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    sindley Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 6:33 pm
    :l
  32. Profile photo of mesovortex
    mesovortex Male 30-39
    458 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    He`s definitely trolling us.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4853 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    I`m going to be chuckling over that for a while!
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    i lol`d
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    i just don`t understand why people find it so hard to comprehend that God (pick a religion) can perform miracles...hes GOD...he can do whatever the drat he wants...
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    scarfie Male 30-39
    35 posts
    November 21, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    Obvious troll is obvious
  37. Profile photo of Modwain
    Modwain Male 40-49
    336 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:25 am
    hehehe,, he is so wrong on just about everything that it is funny, but aye, its trolling, i cant imagine anyone really talking like that ;-)
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 1:34 am
    Hey just took the Straw Man to MGM levels.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 6:44 am
    This would probably have made me lol more if this guy weren`t overplaying the wigger stereotype. But it`s still funny. Not as funny as the effort to use carbon dating to prove YEC, but funny nonetheless.
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    shaustin Male 18-29
    143 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 10:50 am
    lol is this guy the cleverest troll i`v ever seen? just setting up ignorant creationists to be ripped apart the next time they try to confront someone educated
  41. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 11:14 am
    ....what was with that accent?
  42. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 12:35 pm
    @inaria, He isn`t American.
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    November 22, 2012 at 2:51 pm

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