When You Die [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Or are you dead already?
There are 39 comments:
Female 2,691
Yeah, like I`d spend that seven minutes on the internet.
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Male 1,065
What if i blow my brains out? do i miss out on those 7 minutes?
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Male 676
Not deep at all.
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Male 2,790
quit trying to be smart
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Male 2,855
no.
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Male 7,123
`It is believed...` signals that you are about to be exposed to BS.
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Male 399
wouldn`t that imply that you infinitely relive your live over and over again, never catching up with your original self

live -> last 7 mins -> relive -> repeat last 7 mins -> re-relive -> etc...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R7HCAXFBQY
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Male 3,745
lifeavoidit: if you read this then you relive you life in seven minutes wouldn`t you see this anyway?

Zismo: i know the way im going now...id like to not waste time...
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Male 267
If i was dead i would not be able to open this page then read it.
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Male 13,630
7 minutes in my life would go on forever,
work, sleep, work, sleep, .....
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Male 183
Said the really stoned guy.
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Female 298
it doesn`t matter either way. you are living/experiencing your life. subjectively it is real. that`s all that matters.
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Male 1,065
What if i blow my brains out? do i miss out on those 7 minutes?
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Male 40,751
Who cares? You`re dead! Not a worry in the world!
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Male 700
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Male 7
I`d rather have a clip show of the best moments with Peter Gabriel`s version of The Book Of Love playing over the top.
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Female 2,415
Yeah, that`s pretty stupid... I hope, I`d hate to not actually be able to tell the difference.
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Male 1,243
Conjecture posing as fact.
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Male 95
So what happens when you hit the point where upon reading this you begin to think back on all of your memories so much that when you do finally die you come to this point where you re-begin to think back on all your memories up to where you read this and re-re-begin to think back on all your memories...

You attain a sort of immortality, I guess.
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Male 1,949
Will someone please sic Neil Tyson DeGrasse on the ass who wrote this?
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Male 68
Because I am drunk ,find it hard to focus and took 8 minutes to read your shi2y sign
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Male 464
1. Thats drating Stupid.
2. Brain Activity ≠ Consciousness.
3. Dreaming is very distinct to consciousness, be there long enough (i.e. 80 yearS) and you`ll catch up with whats happening.
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Male 886
Because the headaches, back pain, and knee issues are all to real.
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Male 7,830
that would explain all the deja vu.
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Male 2,106
Because I never read this sign before
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Female 2,549
Oh well that explains the `reposts`.
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Male 528
who the drat believes that? dumb
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Male 39,913
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Male 403
i was going to comment then saw discardderek`s post...took the words out of my mouth.
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Male 178
WOW!........!? I sure masturbate allot... :-(
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Female 2,761
well then I`ve lead a sad life for this to be included in my 7 minute dream
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Male 815
I may, or may not, have had this same idea stuck in my head once when I was, allegedly, under the influence of some hallucinogenic substance.
I know now that it is really a meaningless question that cannot be truly be answered without first creating some presupposed assumption about a reality that is outside of my `self.` There can be no definite, objective solution, which is counter-intuitive to how we usual think of proposition that can be true or false. At its root this is just a retelling of Cartesian dream doubt, but in Wittgenstein`s `On Certainty` he explains that, since there can be no private language, at "the foundation of well-founded belief lies belief that is not founded" (#253); that is to say, that you can believe something if every reasonable person would also- but that belief need not be unconditional, it is only true insofar as it works within that particular language-game (which I won’t go into).
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Male 78

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Male 4,891

I think I`m dead right now, because this post is lame as HELL!

Just kidding of course. Kittehs bodacious avatar bewbege is my little slice of heaven. I will spend my 7 seconds dreaming of those sweater puppies.
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Female 2,602
For some reason I`m reminded of Joey Tribbiani.
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Male 97
I cut to prove I`m a live.
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Male 97
Patchouly your science is unwelcome here!
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Male 4,745
7 minutes of brain activity? Believed by whom?

Death is called when if brain activity has ceased and revival attempts have failed. If there`s still brain activity, you are still alive.
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Female 8,043
Link: When You Die [Pic] [Rate Link] - Or are you dead already?
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