The Wealthy Douchebag`s Car [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Blue-collar douchebags usually drive pick-up trucks. Rich douchebags drive this.
There are 28 comments:
Male 138
Its not paint, its a vinyl covering,same as the mirror finish on Jb`s car). as long as its removed (Heated with heat gun, and peeled off)within 5 years will do no harm to paint work from factory. Helps protect the factory finish as well..
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Male 4,893

Geez guys, I didn`t mean to come across as being pissedoff, but I suppose I did. I officially apologize fancylad. I still meant what I said, but maybe should have said it nicer.
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Male 2,469
I`ve always wanted a Lambo painted like a Vorlon ship.
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Male 2,790
it`s kinda sweet. i`d never want to own it but it`s shiny
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Male 14,334
Wait till some crackhead scrapes all the paint off thinking it`s real gold!
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Male 40
My Amish grandpa has a car just like this
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Female 18
@drawman61 - I guess this one is fine because it`s a white is right boy. Ugh! Please you racist d1ck!

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Male 3,745
drawman61: thats just assinine...

the only black person who could afford this would be Tyson or Obama...
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Male 3,431
Shiny. I want to throw poop at it.
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Male 1,059
Wanna bet his name is Chad?
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Male 7,775
I`ll bet money it`s owner is a black/coloured/african american/whatever this weeks accepted term is.
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Male 13,624
chalket
My point sir
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Male 13,624
turdburglar
I fear a nerve hath been touched
being a sad petrolhead who has owned 100 odd motors
I love the Lambo - if he/her wants it gold let it be, Ive had Camaros, Jag`s, Mercs, Beemers, Ventora`s, Monster trucks, etc... if you have the money and it pleases you do it, fear fancy is fishing for a troll
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Female 6,381
Looks like a Hot Wheels car!
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Male 3,909
Yeah, it`s easy to spot a "blue-collar douchebag" who`s only driving a pickup to compensate for a small package. They`re the trucks you see that are still shiny and brand-new without any of the telltale dings & scratches that all work trucks will inevitably have. That, and you can pretty much guarantee the guy`s a douche if he has a pair of truck-nuts swinging from the hitch.

I drive a truck too, mainly because it best suits me for work, but I also like having a truck. Personally, I don`t feel comfortable (or safe) in a little sports car or any kind of compact car. Another benefit is that among my friends, only myself and one other guy have a truck, so when someone needs something moved or picked up for them I always get the call with the promise that "Hey, can you pick up the new washer/drier I bought? I`ll give you gas money and a case of beer!" You can`t say no to that!
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Female 1,324
@turdburglar

Granted he made a wide stereotype, but acting like that solidify his point...? But to be honest most cars you see taking up space and generally being a-holes are large trucks who don`t mind bullying people around because they`re so much bigger. Yeah it`s all fine and good that you`re a handyman, and yeah not all drivers of trucks are douches, but saying FU and going on about how men who think that can`t satisfy their woman is pretty douchey.
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Male 2,711
@jamie
That`s not "2000 dollars worth of vinyl wrap," it`s $50,000 worth of gold plating. I`m not saying it`s practical or smart but let`s at least appreciate it for what it is.

@turdburgler
holy crap, dude... chill out! What kind of persecution complex makes you think his comment was aimed at you? If you really are one of the MINORITY of pickup owners who actually works it as a truck then good for you! Pat yourself on the back for being so manly! (But wait... that`s what you just did, isn`t it?) So, why do you think Fancy was talking about you? You admitted there are many wannabes driving pickups ("Not all of us guys are vaginized metro fancylads"), isn`t it likely that Fancy was rightly referring to them? To those pretenders who buy the biggest, ugliest pickups just trying to look cool? At least that`s the way THIS manly truck owner took it, anyway.
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Male 15,832
It`s fine till you`re driving into the sun, and it`s reflecting off the hood into your eyes, and you drive blindly into a bridge abutment.
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Male 32
wow, turdburglar`s pretty mad.
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Male 14,835
Where`s my keys? Scraaaaaaaatch
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Male 4,893
Fancylad-
I won`t argue about the gold paint douchebag theory, but I wanna offer a great big bag of F-U for the pickup truck comment. Not all of us guys are vaginized metro fancylads. When something around the house breaks, I fix it. Just happen to be finishing up a remodeling my house. I would say "good luck driving your honda to the lumberyard". In reality you probably don`t know how to change oil in your car.
Maybe helping your girl open the stuck lid on the pickle jar is the closest you get to manliness, so let me offer this perspective...When you see a guy driving a pickup don`t think douchebag. Instead think, there goes a guy who doesn`t have to pick up the phone when something breaks. He doesn`t pay someone to do work you are to weak and dumb to do. He is probably the guy satisfying your girl, while you are at the store buying your tampons and that hair gel you like so much because it smells like fruit and makes your hair extra stiff and spiky.
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Male 2,345
I never undertood these wraps...you take a 300K car and wrap it in 2000 dollars worth of vinyl wrap...

I used to own a detailing company while doing my master`s and had a client with a LP640 Lambo wrapped in chrome vinyl...just silly and blinded anyone that tried to look at it.
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Male 38,511

WANT!
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Male 2,711
Yeah, Markust, all gold-colored cars are equivalent to this gold-plated Lambo (incidentally, with a price tag of $550,000). I guess that`s the difference between Wealthy Douchebags and the normal, run-of-the-mill, working class douchebags.
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Male 71
so it`s not cool to have a gold vespa scooter?
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Male 4,396
I think that is pretty accurate. If you drive a gold colored car you are a douchebag. Even if it is a Lamborghini.
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Male 15,510
Would love to see his face after he crash it
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Male 20,196
Link: The Wealthy Douchebag`s Car [Pic] [Rate Link] - Blue-collar douchebags usually drive pick-up trucks. Rich douchebags drive this.
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