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Date: 10/03/12 03:16 PM

28 Responses to The Wealthy Douchebag`s Car [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    Link: The Wealthy Douchebag`s Car - Blue-collar douchebags usually drive pick-up trucks. Rich douchebags drive this.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    Would love to see his face after he crash it
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3926 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    I think that is pretty accurate. If you drive a gold colored car you are a douchebag. Even if it is a Lamborghini.
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    grimlock16 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    so it`s not cool to have a gold vespa scooter?
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Yeah, Markust, all gold-colored cars are equivalent to this gold-plated Lambo (incidentally, with a price tag of $550,000). I guess that`s the difference between Wealthy Douchebags and the normal, run-of-the-mill, working class douchebags.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 3, 2012 at 4:23 pm

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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm
    I never undertood these take a 300K car and wrap it in 2000 dollars worth of vinyl wrap...

    I used to own a detailing company while doing my master`s and had a client with a LP640 Lambo wrapped in chrome vinyl...just silly and blinded anyone that tried to look at it.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    I won`t argue about the gold paint douchebag theory, but I wanna offer a great big bag of F-U for the pickup truck comment. Not all of us guys are vaginized metro fancylads. When something around the house breaks, I fix it. Just happen to be finishing up a remodeling my house. I would say "good luck driving your honda to the lumberyard". In reality you probably don`t know how to change oil in your car.
    Maybe helping your girl open the stuck lid on the pickle jar is the closest you get to manliness, so let me offer this perspective...When you see a guy driving a pickup don`t think douchebag. Instead think, there goes a guy who doesn`t have to pick up the phone when something breaks. He doesn`t pay someone to do work you are to weak and dumb to do. He is probably the guy satisfying your girl, while you are at the store buying your tampons and that hair gel you like so much because it smells like fruit and makes your hair extra stiff and spiky.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    Where`s my keys? Scraaaaaaaatch
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    gigs1890 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 7:53 pm
    wow, turdburglar`s pretty mad.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 8:15 pm
    It`s fine till you`re driving into the sun, and it`s reflecting off the hood into your eyes, and you drive blindly into a bridge abutment.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    That`s not "2000 dollars worth of vinyl wrap," it`s $50,000 worth of gold plating. I`m not saying it`s practical or smart but let`s at least appreciate it for what it is.

    holy crap, dude... chill out! What kind of persecution complex makes you think his comment was aimed at you? If you really are one of the MINORITY of pickup owners who actually works it as a truck then good for you! Pat yourself on the back for being so manly! (But wait... that`s what you just did, isn`t it?) So, why do you think Fancy was talking about you? You admitted there are many wannabes driving pickups ("Not all of us guys are vaginized metro fancylads"), isn`t it likely that Fancy was rightly referring to them? To those pretenders who buy the biggest, ugliest pickups just trying to look cool? At least that`s the way THIS manly truck owner took it, anyway.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Granted he made a wide stereotype, but acting like that solidify his point...? But to be honest most cars you see taking up space and generally being a-holes are large trucks who don`t mind bullying people around because they`re so much bigger. Yeah it`s all fine and good that you`re a handyman, and yeah not all drivers of trucks are douches, but saying FU and going on about how men who think that can`t satisfy their woman is pretty douchey.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 10:40 pm
    Yeah, it`s easy to spot a "blue-collar douchebag" who`s only driving a pickup to compensate for a small package. They`re the trucks you see that are still shiny and brand-new without any of the telltale dings & scratches that all work trucks will inevitably have. That, and you can pretty much guarantee the guy`s a douche if he has a pair of truck-nuts swinging from the hitch.

    I drive a truck too, mainly because it best suits me for work, but I also like having a truck. Personally, I don`t feel comfortable (or safe) in a little sports car or any kind of compact car. Another benefit is that among my friends, only myself and one other guy have a truck, so when someone needs something moved or picked up for them I always get the call with the promise that "Hey, can you pick up the new washer/drier I bought? I`ll give you gas money and a case of beer!" You can`t say no to that!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 3, 2012 at 11:56 pm
    Looks like a Hot Wheels car!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 12:51 am
    I fear a nerve hath been touched
    being a sad petrolhead who has owned 100 odd motors
    I love the Lambo - if he/her wants it gold let it be, Ive had Camaros, Jag`s, Mercs, Beemers, Ventora`s, Monster trucks, etc... if you have the money and it pleases you do it, fear fancy is fishing for a troll
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 12:52 am
    My point sir
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 3:17 am
    I`ll bet money it`s owner is a black/coloured/african american/whatever this weeks accepted term is.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 8:12 am
    Wanna bet his name is Chad?
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Shiny. I want to throw poop at it.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 9:27 am
    drawman61: thats just assinine...

    the only black person who could afford this would be Tyson or Obama...
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    cleopatrajnz Female 30-39
    18 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 9:38 am
    @drawman61 - I guess this one is fine because it`s a white is right boy. Ugh! Please you racist d1ck!

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    Viewtifreak Male 18-29
    40 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 10:19 am
    My Amish grandpa has a car just like this
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    Wait till some crackhead scrapes all the paint off thinking it`s real gold!
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    it`s kinda sweet. i`d never want to own it but it`s shiny
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    I`ve always wanted a Lambo painted like a Vorlon ship.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Geez guys, I didn`t mean to come across as being pissedoff, but I suppose I did. I officially apologize fancylad. I still meant what I said, but maybe should have said it nicer.
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    wildancrazy Male 40-49
    138 posts
    October 4, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    Its not paint, its a vinyl covering,same as the mirror finish on Jb`s car). as long as its removed (Heated with heat gun, and peeled off)within 5 years will do no harm to paint work from factory. Helps protect the factory finish as well..

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