The Scariest Costume Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Nothing scarier than true life.
There are 21 comments:
Male 1,196
dumb
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Female 4,086
would rather wear a stringy blonde wig, put on too much makeup, wear a tight pair of exercise pants and a cropped top (letting my middle aged poochy belly hang out), walk around with a highball in my hand, and go as `Britney Spears, the Older, More Bitter Years`.
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Male 5,811
Lame.
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Male 3,061
What if they are black? Would he say that something happens in the future that scares them white? How about Asian? Would he say they get over their jaundice? Or a woman? The sex change wasn`t a success?
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Male 66
I thought it was funny. \.;./
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it...
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Male 1,448
You mean you will move on after getting pepper sprayed.
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Male 13,624
If someone knocked my door like that
and tried to come out with all that crap
I would have to give him a thunder cookie
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Male 38,457

I`m at home in a costume giving out tricks.
It`s "Trick" or Treat. I reach into my big, festive halloween bowl
and pull out a fistfull of what appears to be shiney candies!
YUM!
When they get home and check they`ll find it`s taco bell taco sauce packets, catsup or mustard packets.

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Female 323
really lame and unoriginal
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Male 2,516
I don`t think anyone is going to stand there and listen to this idiot droning on for that long.
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Male 904
TL; DR
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Male 17,512
Someone has their dates mixed up, November 2013?
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Male 5,314
boooring
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Male 1,674
if someone came up to me with that i would pee on them.
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Male 1,627
lame
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Male 2,598
good think i will be dressed as a mirror!
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Male 5,874
This is a good opportunity to get rid of all those old clothes you don`t need any more. Give the guy some reasonable clothes and send him away with this message:
I am you from the future; a loser turned up on my doorstep with some load of bullshirt story. I gave him some reasonable clothes, he was able to get a job, buy a house and live a happy, successful and productive life.
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Male 2,436
No candy for you! NOW GET OFF MY FRONT PORCH!

*slams door*

Damn kids...
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Male 2,855
will end up in jail for threatening your neighbors
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Female 8,044
Link: The Scariest Costume Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Nothing scarier than true life.
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