The Reverse Centaur [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Not nearly as majestic or awesome as a normal centaur.
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Male 36,354
@AvatarJohn: Dis! Dat! D`other thing! D`oh!
(lolz!)
Palin/Rice in 2016!
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Male 1,059
5Cats, that`s the point. A centaur is different from a Minotaur. It has two complete bodies! Usually the man-body s attached where the horses neck would be. So... Ah, who the hell cares, it`s just funny. Vote Romney, I say!
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Male 950
wat
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Male 36,354
@HG:
[quote]Thus a REVERSE centaur is a horse from the "waist" up where a man`s neck would be.[/quote]
Except that`s just stupid, as this stupid picture stupidly illustrates.

A "reverse centaur" would take the un-used part of the horse (mostly) and human (again, mostly) left over from a centaur! Gotta add a little bit in the torso area so the poor thing survives, eh? It`s an ancient Greek rule... yes I am making it up as I go along, thanks for reading!
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Male 7,905
5Cats

"A `reverse centaur` would look a lot like the Minotaur: Human-like body with a Horse`s head, DUH! "

NO. A centaur has a man from the waist up where the horse`s neck would be. It isn`t just a man`s head on a horses body. Thus a REVERSE centaur is a horse from the "waist" up where a man`s neck would be.
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Male 15,510
Nice use of MS paint
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Male 36,354
A `reverse centaur` would look a lot like the Minotaur: Human-like body with a Horse`s head, DUH!

Slightly NSFW Image Because it`s just creepy, man!
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Male 1,950
What, did your kid draw this making you feel obligated to post it? -5 cool points.
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Male 19,840
Link: The Reverse Centaur [Pic] [Rate Link] - Not nearly as majestic or awesome as a normal centaur.
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