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Date: 10/29/12 04:41 PM

38 Responses to The Perfect Woman According To The Internet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm
    Link: The Perfect Woman According To The Internet - And by Internet, that means you.
  2. Profile photo of faustsshadow
    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    This is so stupidly false for me.

    I don`t drink beer.
  3. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    Hmm and sex button?
  4. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    I`m happy to say that I have absolutely no idea what a pokemon is.
  5. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Don`t drink beer. Don`t like bacon. I prefer to make my own food. Don`t need or want a mute button. Prefer smaller breasts over large. I shall keep the face, gamer, and pokemon lover though.
  6. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    I`d kill just to have a mute button.
  7. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm
    @nakoninja

    You don`t like bacon?! o-o
  8. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:29 pm
    ema watson is not that cute
  9. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    pokemon sucks
  10. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 5:43 pm
    I`m in love!
  11. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Yeah if you`re a douchebag. Pfft
  12. Profile photo of pokherkid
    pokherkid Male 18-29
    79 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    theres a porn for that...
  13. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 6:49 pm
    Wheres her twin sister?
  14. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    According to misogynist shut-ins who have never been touched by a woman.
  15. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    Very accurate.
  16. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2055 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    Not.Even.Close.
  17. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    I find this insulting because it assumes a shallowness that does not exist in any decent man.
  18. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    a lot of gays here
  19. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    Looks like Quakor found his flock.
  20. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    goaliejerry: Nobody said anything about decent men. Come on, the post is titled "according to the Internet."
  21. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 10:56 pm
    Kind of close. She has to be good at head and doing dishes as well. and appreciate the fine things in life. Like not buying a load of poo
  22. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:51 pm
    @goaliejerry

    Funny you mention it, because only a shallow man would be offended by something like this.
  23. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:52 pm
    Emma Watson looks like she`s 12 years old...what`s the attraction?
  24. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 12:49 am
    yup, thats about right
  25. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 1:01 am
    Thought pokemon was slang for man on man action
  26. Profile photo of slenderboy
    slenderboy Male 18-29
    28 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 3:51 am
    cant fine anything more to ad here. Genius !
  27. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 4:55 am
    "Emma Watson looks like she`s 12 years old...what`s the attraction?"

    "looks like she`s 12 years old"

    "12 years old"

    Think that must be it.
  28. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 4:56 am
    where`s the cat?
  29. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 4:56 am
    Wait a minute..

    SHE CAN`T CLEAN!
  30. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 6:40 am
    "Emma Watson looks like she`s 12 years old...what`s the attraction?"

    "looks like she`s 12 years old"

    "12 years old"

    Think that must be it.
    I seriously lol`d. Bravo.
  31. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 7:03 am
    Emma Watson??? She`s not Asian!!!
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 8:40 am
    I am glad I am not the average Internet user
  33. Profile photo of Saunder
    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 8:40 am
    Emma Watson? :D I`d go for a hot chick, but then again, I seriously HATE bacon....
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 9:00 am
    Missing: anime eyes & cat ears...



    Those tiny feet! EEEEWWW!
  35. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 9:43 am
    And the worlds tightest minge.
  36. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 11:41 am
    Give me a minute and I`ll have Emma Watson`s face. Where`s my razor blade?
  37. Profile photo of cheeseb
    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    Why is there a mute button? There should be no sound to begin with.
  38. Profile photo of DX
    DX Male 18-29
    14 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    het, dit-dit-dit
    Get that Pokeyman poo off of there and we`ll talk

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