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Date: 10/01/12 04:30 PM

23 Responses to The Appropriate Smart Car Paint Job [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    Link: The Appropriate Smart Car Paint Job - We all recognize this, don`t we?
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 4:34 pm
    That`s awesome.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    Omg lol that is awesome
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    That just made my day right there.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    It shows that Man never really grow up,,, only our toys!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    Nailed it! I can fit one of those in the bed of the old `97 Chevy pickup I still have. I was bored one day and actually took measurements to see if it was possible. There`s no way in hell I`d feel safe driving one of those unless everyone else on the road was too. You could probably total one of those "cars" rear-ending a shopping cart in the grocery store parking lot.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    I like this :D
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    Ok, this is literally the only thing that can make this car acceptable. It`s still remarkably fuel-inefficient for such a small car deemed "SMART," fricken only 38 highway, two seats, no trunk!
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    ahpsi Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 1, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    I own one, similar to the depicted and I have driven it every day for the past four years. I can only say in my opinion it has saved my life twice by being small enough that I could maneuver out of the way of other vehicles that ended up being part of rather serious accidents. While a safe car in it`s own right (strong steel cage, impressive crash test ratings in its class) I would suggest avoiding a crash is better than surviving a crash. Just my two cents.
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    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 7:13 pm
    Aww I want it!

    I`ve always really liked the smart cars, but whodat is kind of right, the smart got decent safety ratings of 4 and 5 stars for front and side impact. It basically has a roll cage, but and a big but if hit at high speeds by a more normal car the smart would go airborne and roll/spin a bunch basically throwing you around like clothes in a washing machine.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    There is nothins "smart" about a SmartCar.


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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 1, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    There is nothins "smart" about a SmartCar.
    Yeah there is. It`s the arrogant liberal prick who thinks he`s so much smarter than you and knows so much better than you what you should be driving to save the planet (and what kind of light bulbs you can buy, and where you should set your thermostat, and what you should be eating, and what kind of bags you can get at the grocery store, etc., etc., etc.)

    Of course, because HE`S so smart, and therefore indispensable, there`s no way HE`S going to drive one of those tinfoil deathtraps.

    THIS is how liberal environmentalists -- you know, the ones who think that a SmartCar is a really good idea for YOU -- roll.



    (Al Gore`s motorcade: one Suburban and 2 Town Cars left idling with their air conditioners running while he was giving a speech on global warming.)
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 12:04 am
    Sadly in an accident your survivability is the same in both a smart car and a little tikes car.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 12:33 am
    OldOllie
    Al Gore - TWAT like many politicians do as I say, not as I do
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    CapnKrawalla Male 30-39
    8 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 3:04 am
    That is not a Smart between the two Trucks.
    Or it would be the first Smart which Rims has 4 Screws, a Smart only has 3!
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 4:29 am
    @CapnKrawalla

    So he showed a picture of a crushed car that WASN`T a Smart car to try and show how unsafe a Smart car is?

    Oh that`s rich that is.
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    CoffeeCakes Male 30-39
    106 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 7:12 am
    OldOllie, I get your point but protective service motorcades NEVER shut their engines off. The drivers also cannot leave or roll the windows down.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 2, 2012 at 7:30 am

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 7:34 am
    Smart Cars are currently made in Hambach, France. I don`t buy anything mechanical from France because it will fail.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 8:20 am

    @ OldOllie - I`m not a Gore fan but find something real to pick on. He`s protected by the Secret Service and has no say-so in the cars they select nor when/where/how they park them.

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    That`s actually kinda cool.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4709 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Relax oldollie, save the political bitchin for another post. There are too many political posts here on IAB as it is.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 2, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    @ OldOllie - I`m not a Gore fan but find something real to pick on. He`s protected by the Secret Service and has no say-so in the cars they select nor when/where/how they park them.

    OldOllie, I get your point but protective service motorcades NEVER shut their engines off. The drivers also cannot leave or roll the windows down.
    If Gore SERIOUSLY believed that greenhouse gasses are causing global warming and destroying the planet, he`d STAY THE F*** AT HOME!!! This arrogant @$$hole burns through more carbon in a month flying around in his private Gulfstream jet spreading his global warming bull$#!+ than I will use in my entire lifetime, and yet he expects me to lower my standard of living? Well, I say f*** him. He can take his Smart Car, his Suburban, his two Town Cars, his Gulfstream jet, and his 10,000-square-foot home and shove them all straight up his @$$ along with his idiotic book, movie, and Powerpoint presentation.

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