The 5 Types Of People That Need A Face Punch

Submitted by: safety_pinup 5 years ago in Funny

Justice is served!
There are 28 comments:
Male 14,331
Was that guy a bus driver in Cleveland???
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Male 1,196
that was pretty funny
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Female 325
@godthaab I scratch cars that take up two spaces.
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Male 15,832
@godthaab, if you want to take two spaces, that`s fine by me; just park at the far end of the lot. If I have to walk PAST a car taking two spaces, I may not key it, but I will hawk a big loogie on the windshield or the door handle.
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Male 9
The Grammar Nazi one I don`t agree with. People need to learn to speak properly, being ignorant isn`t something that should be applauded.
Also the False Modesty one. Would they rather him be a dick about everything he`s got?
Otherwise pretty funny.
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Male 5,198
"I drive a fairly expensive car and I ALWAYS take up two spots. There have been times when I used one spot at the grocery store and come back to find my car scratched! (I am also a supporter of Proper English!)"

There was a guy at work who always parked his "fairly nice car" car in two spots. We have very limited space so this really pissed me off. I left a note on his car that said, "Park in two spots again and I will key your car. It`s just a Miata." He parked correctly after that. I doubt you will get a warning. You`re just going to get keyed.
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Male 4,431
I`ve never had my car scratched in a parking spot, and I doubt many people have. Those who *do* get their cars scratched, I have to bet, are the ones taking up more than one sport, or driving like non-nice individuals. Just my guess as to the cause, however, as I realize that my personal experience is only anecdotal.
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Male 220
Another rant - I drive a fairly expensive car and I ALWAYS take up two spots. There have been times when I used one spot at the grocery store and come back to find my car scratched! (I am also a supporter of Proper English!)
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Female 2,549
Why is he shirtless that detracts from the message
Otherwise funny!
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Male 676
I thought that was fairly funny.
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Male 2,436
I DETEST people that can`t make a propper penis and balls emoticon... it`s like this: 8=D

Or: 8==D if you are black
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Female 6,381
I DETEST hearing "Me `n` Joe went to the mall" or "We should of went to the beach" and other common misuses of the language. English speakers have more words at their disposal than people of any other tongue, and their language is more widely spoken than any other, yet they show their appreciation by mangling it regularly.
I wouldn`t point out an error in an inappropriate setting, but I have informed someone that "I seen something" is simply not correct. I suspect most people who use the term "grammar Nazi" are the worst offenders themselves.

End of rant. 8-D
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Female 2,026
would be a black guy doing all the punching wouldnt it
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Male 15,832
chalket, you`re a little late with your retort -- sort of like Obama the day after his shellacking in his debate with Romney.
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Male 2,711
I think you "must had missed school" the day they taught grammar!

Nah, your "six" was disqualified, so you get the honor. Congrats!
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Male 15,832
chalket, you must had missed school the day they taught counting. The number following 6 is 7.
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Male 2,332
Crap, I`m 3 out of 5 :p
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Male 2,711
Make that 6

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Male 15,832
Make that 6.
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Male 15
That punch impact sound totally made it worthy.
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Male 687
ok i want to have that guy with me all the time
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Male 13,630

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Female 592
5 hell, thats a small list.
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Female 2,927
grammar has nothing to do with athletic skill. And that guy needs a third punch, he`s wearing a sweater over his shoulders 80`s preppy style.
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Male 5,174
Pretty good!
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Male 1,586
I think that it should be legal to cut the tires of anyone who parks in two spots.
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Male 646
that`s gay
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Female 21
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