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Date: 10/12/12 05:10 PM

10 Responses to Porn Legend John Holmes As Dracula [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Link: Porn Legend John Holmes As Dracula - Safe for ork. It`s a... ahem... headshot of Holmes for his 1979 skin flick Dracula Sucks aka Lust at First Bite. Sexy.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    i might bite your neck. but also, look how big i am down there.
  3. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 5:34 pm
    Lol Dracula Sucks...
  4. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    Those look more like hill billy teeth. Johnny the slack jawed yokel.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 5:44 pm
    looks like a werewolf to me
  6. Profile photo of PorkSoda
    PorkSoda Female 18-29
    40 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    So that`s how he got the AIDS
  7. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 6:24 pm
    Choppers? I think they mean "chompers"
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    I`m here to suck your dic..

    uh...

    I mean blood.

    Oh wait, wrong actor.
  9. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    Safe for Ork? Mork will be pleased.
  10. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    October 12, 2012 at 11:04 pm
    for gods sake at least TRY for fangs. he looks like a hillbilly goober.

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