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Date: 10/25/12 12:50 PM

49 Responses to Obama Jokes About His Childhood With Trump On Leno

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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Link: Obama Jokes About His Childhood With Trump On Leno - Come on, Trump--get over it.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    He laughs so smugly, while Trump is just waiting for feed $5 million worth of kids.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    Auburnjunky, you`re a complete ASS. Trump`s the one withholding the money. And it`s a ludicrous `offer` in the first place.

    Of course since you`d probably blow Trump for five bucks nuances such as that may escape you.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    It`s $5 mil. If Obama were legit, and not hiding anything, why WOULDN`T he take the offer?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    He would win votes RIGHT NOW if he said "Okay idiot. Here they are. See moron? Now where`s the kids money?"
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    Because, dumbass, the President of the United States of America does not kowtow to third-rate reality-show moguls who wear live beavers as toupes.

    Are you honestly so stupid you can`t see that? If Trump had any interest in `feeding children,` he`d feed them. This was just a low-class publicity stunt done as a favor to his ball-handler the Romneybot.

    Idiot.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    cant stand any of those three
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Like BoredFrank said, he`s the President, he`s not going to stoop to Trumps level or put up with his sh*t. Trump doesn`t care about charity or starving families because if he really did, he wouldn`t do it like this. He`s just an attention whore with a dead rat for a hairpiece who feels left out because no one is paying attention to him anymore.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    AJ - That`s poo logic. Seriously stupid. Trump is a idiot. The smartest thing Obama can do is ignore him. Releasing the records won`t shut Trumps mouth. It didn`t work with the birth certificate.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    `It`s $5 mil. If Obama were legit, and not hiding anything, why WOULDN`T he take the offer?`

    Because it`s essentially extortion?
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    The best way to handle Donald Trump is to treat him like the joke that he is.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    @FoolsPrussia - I was thinking that too, it definitely falls into that category. Some people said they`d call it a bribe, but it sounds like extortion to me.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    AJ, do YOU have all your "college records and applications"? (I have a really hard time imagining you in any college, though) How about all your "passport applications and records"? (Judging by your insular attitude, I doubt you`ve traveled abroad either) So, Asshat Trump is doubling down on his own idiocy (and yours as well, no doubt) by asking for crap that NO ONE has or could supply. And YOU fell for it! LOL! What dumb asses you BOTH are!!
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    hauswyfe Female 30-39
    280 posts
    October 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Obama`s the funniest president in recent memory. Whether you agree with him or not, you have to admit he`s got a sharp sense of humor!
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    `Obama`s the funniest president in recent memory`

    Correction: the most intentionally funny.

    His predecessor was hilarious.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    Mitt Romney told a joke once.

    Fourteen of those who heard it entered into sudden mild comas, and had to be hospitalized. One butler, who avoided stupor by having spent years listening to Romney`s grating monotone, was fired for mouthing the words `Shut the drat up, you simpering prune` in full sight of Ann Romney, who spent the rest of the evening shrieking OFF WITH HIS HEAD at passers-by.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    @chalket: Your insults do not help your cause. Being a douche tends to make people ignore you.

    Where should I send my university transcripts? You aren`t getting my passport though.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
    What FP said...
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    indisguise Female 40-49
    267 posts
    October 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    "Being a douche tends to make people ignore you. "
    @ aburnjunky - That`s exactly what we`re saying about Trump. He`s a douche. If he really wanted to donate to hungry kids, he`d just do it. Quite frankly, I suspect that if Obama supplied the records, he`d claim they were fakes and refuse to pay - whether they were or not.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    Why are some thinking these records are so hard to find? Your college would have those records and a trip to the relevant state office of vital statistics would provide the rest. I`ve got a copy of my college records. What`s the big deal?
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    He flew all the way out to LA on public dollar with secret service men which also cost a ton of money for a few hours to tell that joke.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    It wouldnt have been good for him politically, but I was hoping he would have made some joke about hem going to the same Masque as children.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    Come to think of it, I`ve got every school report card back to kindergarten.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    All Trump is doing is feeding scraps to the Birther crowd. They have all sorts of fake stories about how Obama is not a US citizen and used that leverage to get into college. The rumors are put out there to ease the racist minds. They can rest easy, the negro really isn`t president because he`s not from here. But in this case Trump is feeding the rumors to get the racists to the polls. The Southern Strategy never really went away.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    name one president that has ever had to release their college records, passport records etc?

    NONE and NONE before this one, the black guy, were ever asked too.

    if you think this is not about race you are kidding yourself.

    McCain was born outside the US. He was asked to show his birth cert to prove citizenship. he produced HIS SHORT FORM AND ALL WAS GOOD.

    Obama DID THE SAME THING and ALL WAS NOT GOOD.
    now the college transcripts the passport records, etc.

    it is all racist BS.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    People will come back at me with their fake outrage that they have learned from Fox News but I am right on this. It`s ugly and it`s why Republicans have lost 60% of the last 5% of the black vote. Yes Republicans had 5% of the black vote in 2008 and now they only have 2%. And they only have racism to blame.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    `It wouldnt have been good for him politically, but I was hoping he would have made some joke about hem going to the same Masque as children.`

    I bet Trump would be mistaken for a mosque if he took his wig off.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 3:25 pm
    Where are Romney`s tax returns? Oh, well, yeah...
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    auburnFlunky: He`s not asking for just transcripts, he`s asking for applications. I`m sure you made copies of your college and passport application forms just for posterity sake, right? Don`t be so bloody obtuse (unless you really are and just can`t help yourself).

    As for insults and causes, I have no cause to advance and I consider my comments about you to be more factual than insulting. The Donald, however, does have a cause, and his foolish antics are most definitely not helping it.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    okay auburnjunky
    let me put it in a way you can understand.
    if you post your brith certificate and drivers license to this site i will give $100.00 to any charity.
    it`s one you now if kids go hungry
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Let me put it like this. I`m your perspective employer: "Let me see your college transcripts." Oh wait all employers ask for those so why don`t we get to see the transcripts of the guy I`m hiring to run my country.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    October 25, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    No, honkeylips, all "perspective" employers DON`T ask for college transcripts, not even close. And by the way, classes and/or grades from 25-30 years ago have little or nothing to do with the job Obama is "re-applying" for. But, Bishop Mittens Romney, on the other hand, is claiming his business and financial acumen as his SOLE qualifications for the job. Don`t you agree that it might be important and helpful to see more than just two years of carefully manipulated data?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
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    October 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    DromEd: "Come to think of it, I`ve got every school report card back to kindergarten."


    prove it.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1945 posts
    October 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    Oh look. Some Polish douche bag has called me out. My old books and records are buried under a lot of dust and cedar shake as I just got a new roof on. But I`ve been feeling a bit nostalgic lately so I might dig it up. But if I do you better be ready to donate..oh say an months pay to charity for being a complete and utter tool.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    October 25, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    Okay DM. Lemee find a scanner. It`ll be later today (the 26th).

    I will demand proof of the donation.

    For the record, as far as my first post goes. NO poo! Of course Trump is being an non-nice individual.

    Jeez you guys are so touchy!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 5:41 am
    I`d still have my old records, if they hadn`t burned up in a fire. And believe me I wish I did have them, would put to rest some BS that`s been accused about me.

    Link
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 5:43 am
    Oh look. A book full of report cards going back to K. See, it`s not that hard. Trump is still a tool but then again ski, so are you.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 8:43 am
    You guys are full of sh*t if you think Trump just wants grades. He wants to know every class that was attended. He wants all the paperwork on how he got into college. He wants all the papers Obama wrote. He wants everything. Here is the thing. No Presidential candidate (Republican or Democrat) wants to be judged on what classes they took when they were 18-21. You take some odd classes in college, it didn`t mean anything at the time but can be spun to hurt you. Also why would Obama want to show records on how he got into colleges through student loans and scholarships when he can feed the insane rumor that he got in because he was not a citizen. Keeping that rumor alive helps his election. It makes Republicans look so crazy that they can`t be trusted with power.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:04 am
    There is a third side to this. It is a Karl Rovian trick of attacking your opponents strengths. One of Obama`s greatest strengths is his intelligence. Not very many students graduate Harvard Magna Cum Laude (with great honor) like obama did. Mitt Romney only achieved Cum Laude (with honor). Obama was also elected as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review. That is an incredible achievement.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:18 am
    Markust everybody here thinks Trump is off his rocker. I just pointed out that grades and applications aren`t some ridiculously difficult thing to come by as some have suggested.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:24 am
    "Markust everybody here thinks Trump is off his rocker. I just pointed out that grades and applications aren`t some ridiculously difficult thing to come by as some have suggested."

    I thought it was cute that your mom made this. Not everyone has good parents like you apparently did.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Never mind. Looks like you made that. Still cute.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:33 am
    Obama is a douche but I have to admit, this was well played.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:35 am
    Hey CrakrJak I believe in the good balancing out the bad. I think a lot of good is coming your way.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:50 am
    Does Trump actually have a support base (other than employed sycophants)? I have never met anyone - including on-line - who didn`t think he was a repellent git.

    Surely he is not seen as an asset by the Republicans? Although, since they seem to be making a play for the rapey demographic, maybe he is.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    October 26, 2012 at 10:57 am
    tatripp

    Interesting point. If tis is part of his campaign shouldn`t it have been paid for by the campaign fund? You are certain that it wasn`t, right?


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    DromEd Male 40-49
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    October 26, 2012 at 7:38 pm
    I see jtrebowski won`t be writing a check. Where did you go? You`ve got a full plate of crow to chow down on.

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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    October 27, 2012 at 2:16 am
    Maybe he could quit with the jokes and do his job. My unemployment is about to run out.
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    November 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    DromEd: maybe he`s still waiting for you to supply your college applications, and your passport applications. You see, those are nearly impossible for anyone to supply. Unless of course you are anal enough to have made a cute little scrapbook of those too?

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