Nun Steals Beer From Local Liquor Store

Submitted by: Angelmassb 4 years ago in

Where"s your God now?
There are 17 comments:
Male 7,775
Do as I say not as I do.
Yep, that`s religion for you.
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Male 17,512
I guess she`s finding it hard to kick the habit.
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Male 1,558
just like a catholic!
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Male 7,378
She wants to party with God.
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Male 5,811
[quote]put her in a suit and tie, and we can call her Mitt Romney/Ann Romney stealing beer.[/quote]
Wait, wasn`t that the plot to Point Break?
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Male 546
If he/she were dressed in a Police uniform, would it be a police man/woman steals beer?

Oh.... better yet, put her in a suit and tie, and we can call her Mitt Romney/Ann Romney stealing beer.
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Male 2,737
So what? It would`ve been better if half of the police department showed up and beat her to death. But even that wouldn`t be news, would it?
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Male 500
It`s just a normal person in a nun costume...
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Male 3,463
Beer = liquid bread
The host = unleavened bread
Bread = bread
Therefore, beer = the host

She just ran out of hosts prior to a big Mass
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Male 120
It`s perfectly legal in Poland
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Male 687
no surprises at all
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Male 579
The (Catholic) church is not a hotel for Saints, but a hospital for sinners. Get over youself haters.
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Male 112
That nun looks a lot like an old man. I wouldn`t be surprised if a hobo stole the outfit and realized no one is going to pat down a nun checking for stolen beer.
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Male 5,811
Or it could just be a thief dressed as a nun to avoid suspicion. Just sayin`.
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Male 3,612
a few "ower father" & "heil Marry" and your good
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Male 14,835
She`s figured out that god is imaginary. Without any moral code of her own, it all breaks down.
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Male 15,510
Link: Nun Steals Beer From Local Liquor Store [Rate Link] - Where`s your God now?
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