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Date: 10/09/12 07:55 AM

17 Responses to Nun Steals Beer From Local Liquor Store

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 7:57 am
    Link: Nun Steals Beer From Local Liquor Store - Where`s your God now?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    October 9, 2012 at 8:07 am
    She`s figured out that god is imaginary. Without any moral code of her own, it all breaks down.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:23 am
    a few "ower father" & "heil Marry" and your good
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:23 am
    Or it could just be a thief dressed as a nun to avoid suspicion. Just sayin`.
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    thefatkid77 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:24 am
    That nun looks a lot like an old man. I wouldn`t be surprised if a hobo stole the outfit and realized no one is going to pat down a nun checking for stolen beer.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    579 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:54 am
    The (Catholic) church is not a hotel for Saints, but a hospital for sinners. Get over youself haters.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:35 am
    no surprises at all
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    uunxx Male 30-39
    120 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:01 am
    It`s perfectly legal in Poland
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Beer = liquid bread
    The host = unleavened bread
    Bread = bread
    Therefore, beer = the host

    She just ran out of hosts prior to a big Mass
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:22 am
    It`s just a normal person in a nun costume...
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 11:26 am
    So what? It would`ve been better if half of the police department showed up and beat her to death. But even that wouldn`t be news, would it?
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    OutWest Male 50-59
    546 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    If he/she were dressed in a Police uniform, would it be a police man/woman steals beer?

    Oh.... better yet, put her in a suit and tie, and we can call her Mitt Romney/Ann Romney stealing beer.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    put her in a suit and tie, and we can call her Mitt Romney/Ann Romney stealing beer.
    Wait, wasn`t that the plot to Point Break?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    She wants to party with God.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    just like a catholic!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 12:20 am
    I guess she`s finding it hard to kick the habit.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 3:26 am
    Do as I say not as I do.
    Yep, that`s religion for you.

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