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Date: 10/27/12 09:55 AM

56 Responses to Man Possessed By Gay Demon

  1. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 10:46 am
    Link: Man Possessed By Gay Demon - Christians cure homosexuality: Say it! ``Hhhhaaagggh!``
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:11 am
    I`d get out a catgirl to protest this obvious "religion trolling"... but the Winnipeg Blue Bombers are playing (football) right now!

    Perhaps later?
  3. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:11 am
    Actor or brainwashed?
  4. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
    How anyone can believe in organized religion I will never know. My step mother quit religion and now has a personal relationship with God She no longer has anyone telling her what to think or do. The anger is gone. The guilt is gone. That bad person she used to be is gone.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
    Either a hired yet terrible actor, or extremely minddrated gay man.. Either way, really sad..
  6. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:12 am
    @5Cats I saw a girl walking around with a (possibly automated) fox tail attached to herself on campus the other day and thought of you. :3
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:21 am
    :-)))) get those women!! Come on!!
  8. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    October 27, 2012 at 10:44 am
    @lillianDulci
    Hypnotic trance. it`s not really that hard to do with the right person, esp. in front of a large crowd, take into account that these people already believe in these shams.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 27, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Man: I`m a sinner! Heal me!

    Preacher: I cast you out gay-demon!

    Demon: Grrrrrrl! You better look both ways before you cross me!


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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:48 am
    How the heck can seemingly intelligent people believe in this crap?!? Seriously folks, it`s time to put the mumbo jumbo behind us and move forward as an enlightened society.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 11:19 am
    *facepalm
  12. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 11:35 am
    See patchouly, you make the mistake of consider them intelligent.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 11:45 am
    hi voice dropped an octave. it worked!
  14. Profile photo of Django
    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 11:59 am
    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! Brilliant!
  15. Profile photo of Django
    Django Male 30-39
    230 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    Oh wait, this was a comedy sketch, right?
  16. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    seems legit.
  17. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    What makes me not believe in organized religion is you very rarely see a preacher calling out these charlatans. I can`t remember the last time one did.
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    Burgh Male 40-49
    300 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    Oh yay. Look a crowd of potential voters. :(
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    markust: I can`t say that I believe in these demonstrations, no pun intended, but If the guy is genuinely converted from his sinful past, please tell me who that hurts?

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    wheelybin25 Male 40-49
    22 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    Yes ladies! He`s back on the market!
  21. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Not going to bite CJ. Being gay is not a sin. But using the bible to attack a whole group of people probably is.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Quick: hold him up to a woman and see if he goes for her boobs!
  23. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    People need to stop demonizing something that`s natural.
  24. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    CJ defending the insane. Why am I not surprised?
  25. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 3:05 pm
    @CrakrJak: The man`s pocket since attending those isn`t free. The man`s psyche now emotionally flailing himself every time he sees a hot guy or tries to maintain a friendly relationship with another man.

    But most likely he was a hired actor, as they often are in those shows, to make everybody else in there shell in their money for a show intended to take advantage of their good intentions.
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    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    ?!.............these people vote!.....we Doomed
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    @5Cats I saw a girl walking around with a (possibly automated) fox tail attached to herself on campus the other day and thought of you. :3

    @LillianDulci: Ooooo! I so want one! And some Neko (cat) ears too! Ooooo!

    @Gerry1: John Travolta dressed up as a gay Satan? Eeeew!

    What makes me not believe in organized religion is you very rarely see a preacher calling out these charlatans.
    @markust: True! It will happen in small, local churches (a bit) but why the leaders don`t shun and cast-out the fakes & frauds is beyond my ability to understand.
    I mean, just the OBVIOUS ones even! Nope, free pass!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    CrakrJak
    you for real???
    really?
    What happened to to Christian rule of loving the fellow man, or is that opting out of gays
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm
    Loving as in caring, not shooting up the trumpet that is
  31. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    These aren`t Christians.
  32. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    mcboozerilla
    right there mate,
    And I dont do religion, but sometimes things are so bloody ridiculous you have to say something
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
    438 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    Show me your "O" face!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    crakrjak - Go sit in the corner and think about the stupid comment you just made.

    I`ll bet you will come back and defend the verbal diarrhea that you just excreted. If that is the case, please feel free to eat a bucket of smashed @ssholes.
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Is cancer caused by a demon too?
    How about diabetes?
    Left-handedness?
  36. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    That`s the Spirit of Cocaine.
  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:28 pm
    I give him 2 weeks before he`s back porkin` a dude.
  38. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    I`ve seen better acting at my daughter`s Kindergarten christmas show. And that was bloody awful.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    October 27, 2012 at 11:46 pm
    ~paws over the Tonight`s Funny Post prize to Carmium~ =^.^=
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 12:14 am
    and ask me with real sensarity why im atheist, i point to crazy poo like this
  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 12:17 am
    turdburglar: Why don`t you go back to your burglarizing of turds.
  42. Profile photo of baradhili
    baradhili Male 40-49
    164 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 5:06 am
    soemhow I think christians must have a special requirement to do really bad acting...
  43. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 8:43 am
    Billy Mays (RIP) is a better actor.
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 9:08 am

    CrakrJak, " but If the guy is genuinely converted from his sinful past, please tell me who that hurts?"
    I assume you`re speaking of the sin of breaking the 9th Commandment. Lieing in front of the whole congregation like that really is shameful!
  45. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 10:04 am
    and ask me with real sensarity why im atheist, i point to crazy poo like this

    And ask me with real sincerity why I`m an atheist; I will point to crazy poo like this.

    I assume you`re speaking of the sin of breaking the 9th Commandment. Lieing in front of the whole congregation like that really is shameful!

    Lying.

    ---
    My duty here is done.

    Capt. Richter
    2nd Grammar infantry.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 10:09 am
    Gerry: It`s not my place to judge whether or not this man`s conversion was real or not, I`ve already stated my skepticism. Still, if he wants to change he should be given every opportunity and moral support.
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 10:19 am
    holy crap, I find myself agreeing on something with CrakrJak.
  48. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 11:02 am
    @jendrian: I was looking for something to make fun of your very witty "Capt. Richter
    2nd Grammar infantry" comment (I lol`d!) but insted found:



    Which caused further lolz...



    And this! From "Coyote Ragtime Show" it really is:
    Paratrooper Japanese Schoolgirls!



    And other weirdness.
  49. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    5Cats ... I have no idea how to relate the paratrooping girls to my comment... is it because they`re loosely army related?
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    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    October 28, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    All grammar nazism aside, the saddest part of all of this is that these people not only apparently believe this moron, but that they are unable to take responsibility for their own actions, good or bad. Lets blame demons for all the (perceived) bad, then thank God when things are good. I am a generally good person. I volunteer at a youth center and once a week at a soup kitchen for the homeless. I am gay, and have been since my birth. I am a good person not out of fear of retribution from imaginary story book creatures. Yet people perceive my atheism as a flaw.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 1:16 am
    It isn`t even good television.
  52. Profile photo of Adcro
    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 3:14 am
    Oh, religon!
  53. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 3:19 am
    wel this was fun
  54. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 11:47 am
    Wow! That was really awful!
  55. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    October 29, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    That poor, sad, confused little man. I feel bad for people like that, trained to hate themselves and forced to pretend to be something they`re not in order to feel accepted.
  56. Profile photo of cityncolour
    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    October 30, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    @CrakrJak
    please, watch this video. Educate yourself in reality. OR... please, stop releasing your thoughts to the public. I fear that you are making others stupid.Don`t fear the truth.

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