Man Possessed By Gay Demon

Submitted by: burbclaver 4 years ago in Funny

Christians cure homosexuality: Say it! ""Hhhhaaagggh!""
There are 56 comments:
Male 379
@CrakrJak
please, watch this video. Educate yourself in reality. OR... please, stop releasing your thoughts to the public. I fear that you are making others stupid.Don`t fear the truth.
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Female 2,525
That poor, sad, confused little man. I feel bad for people like that, trained to hate themselves and forced to pretend to be something they`re not in order to feel accepted.
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Male 6,067
Wow! That was really awful!
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Male 500
wel this was fun
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Male 369
Oh, religon!
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Male 2,214
It isn`t even good television.
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Male 503
All grammar nazism aside, the saddest part of all of this is that these people not only apparently believe this moron, but that they are unable to take responsibility for their own actions, good or bad. Lets blame demons for all the (perceived) bad, then thank God when things are good. I am a generally good person. I volunteer at a youth center and once a week at a soup kitchen for the homeless. I am gay, and have been since my birth. I am a good person not out of fear of retribution from imaginary story book creatures. Yet people perceive my atheism as a flaw.
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Male 2,516
5Cats ... I have no idea how to relate the paratrooping girls to my comment... is it because they`re loosely army related?
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Male 40,337
@jendrian: I was looking for something to make fun of your very witty "Capt. Richter
2nd Grammar infantry" comment (I lol`d!) but insted found:



Which caused further lolz...



And this! From "Coyote Ragtime Show" it really is:
Paratrooper Japanese Schoolgirls!



And other weirdness.
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Male 2,516
holy crap, I find myself agreeing on something with CrakrJak.
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Male 17,512
Gerry: It`s not my place to judge whether or not this man`s conversion was real or not, I`ve already stated my skepticism. Still, if he wants to change he should be given every opportunity and moral support.
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Male 2,516
[quote]and ask me with real sensarity why im atheist, i point to crazy poo like this[/quote]

And ask me with real sincerity why I`m an atheist; I will point to crazy poo like this.

[quote]I assume you`re speaking of the sin of breaking the 9th Commandment. Lieing in front of the whole congregation like that really is shameful![/quote]

Lying.

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My duty here is done.

Capt. Richter
2nd Grammar infantry.
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Male 39,576

CrakrJak, [quote]" but If the guy is genuinely converted from his sinful past, please tell me who that hurts?" [/quote]
I assume you`re speaking of the sin of breaking the 9th Commandment. Lieing in front of the whole congregation like that really is shameful!
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Male 1,497
Billy Mays (RIP) is a better actor.
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Male 164
soemhow I think christians must have a special requirement to do really bad acting...
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Male 17,512
turdburglar: Why don`t you go back to your burglarizing of turds.
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Male 2,384
and ask me with real sensarity why im atheist, i point to crazy poo like this
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Male 6,227
~paws over the Tonight`s Funny Post prize to Carmium~ =^.^=
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Male 12,138
I`ve seen better acting at my daughter`s Kindergarten christmas show. And that was bloody awful.
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Male 15,832
I give him 2 weeks before he`s back porkin` a dude.
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Male 3,431
That`s the Spirit of Cocaine.
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Male 39,576

Is cancer caused by a demon too?
How about diabetes?
Left-handedness?
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Male 4,891

crakrjak - Go sit in the corner and think about the stupid comment you just made.

I`ll bet you will come back and defend the verbal diarrhea that you just excreted. If that is the case, please feel free to eat a bucket of smashed @ssholes.
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Male 438
Show me your "O" face!
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Male 13,630
mcboozerilla
right there mate,
And I dont do religion, but sometimes things are so bloody ridiculous you have to say something
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Male 646
These aren`t Christians.
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Male 13,630
Loving as in caring, not shooting up the trumpet that is
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Male 13,630
CrakrJak
you for real???
really?
What happened to to Christian rule of loving the fellow man, or is that opting out of gays
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Male 13,630

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Male 40,337
[quote]@5Cats I saw a girl walking around with a (possibly automated) fox tail attached to herself on campus the other day and thought of you. :3[/quote]

@LillianDulci: Ooooo! I so want one! And some Neko (cat) ears too! Ooooo!

@Gerry1: John Travolta dressed up as a gay Satan? Eeeew!

[quote]What makes me not believe in organized religion is you very rarely see a preacher calling out these charlatans.[/quote]
@markust: True! It will happen in small, local churches (a bit) but why the leaders don`t shun and cast-out the fakes & frauds is beyond my ability to understand.
I mean, just the OBVIOUS ones even! Nope, free pass!
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Male 178
?!.............these people vote!.....we Doomed
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Male 2,516
@CrakrJak: The man`s pocket since attending those isn`t free. The man`s psyche now emotionally flailing himself every time he sees a hot guy or tries to maintain a friendly relationship with another man.

But most likely he was a hired actor, as they often are in those shows, to make everybody else in there shell in their money for a show intended to take advantage of their good intentions.
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Female 2,674
CJ defending the insane. Why am I not surprised?
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Female 4,447
People need to stop demonizing something that`s natural.
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Female 6,381
Quick: hold him up to a woman and see if he goes for her boobs!
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Male 4,854
Not going to bite CJ. Being gay is not a sin. But using the bible to attack a whole group of people probably is.
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Male 22
Yes ladies! He`s back on the market!
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Male 17,512
markust: I can`t say that I believe in these demonstrations, no pun intended, but If the guy is genuinely converted from his sinful past, please tell me who that hurts?

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Male 300
Oh yay. Look a crowd of potential voters. :(
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Male 4,854
What makes me not believe in organized religion is you very rarely see a preacher calling out these charlatans. I can`t remember the last time one did.
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Male 2,345
seems legit.
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Male 237
Oh wait, this was a comedy sketch, right?
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Male 237
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! Brilliant!
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Male 646
hi voice dropped an octave. it worked!
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Male 2,516
See patchouly, you make the mistake of consider them intelligent.
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Female 2,927
*facepalm
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Male 4,745
How the heck can seemingly intelligent people believe in this crap?!? Seriously folks, it`s time to put the mumbo jumbo behind us and move forward as an enlightened society.
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Male 39,576

Man: I`m a sinner! Heal me!

Preacher: I cast you out gay-demon!

Demon: Grrrrrrl! You better look both ways before you cross me!


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Male 2,419
@lillianDulci
Hypnotic trance. it`s not really that hard to do with the right person, esp. in front of a large crowd, take into account that these people already believe in these shams.
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Female 2,549
:-)))) get those women!! Come on!!
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Female 2,674
@5Cats I saw a girl walking around with a (possibly automated) fox tail attached to herself on campus the other day and thought of you. :3
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Male 1,471
Either a hired yet terrible actor, or extremely minddrated gay man.. Either way, really sad..
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Male 4,854
How anyone can believe in organized religion I will never know. My step mother quit religion and now has a personal relationship with God She no longer has anyone telling her what to think or do. The anger is gone. The guilt is gone. That bad person she used to be is gone.
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Female 2,674
Actor or brainwashed?
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Male 40,337
I`d get out a catgirl to protest this obvious "religion trolling"... but the Winnipeg Blue Bombers are playing (football) right now!

Perhaps later?
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Male 878
Link: Man Possessed By Gay Demon [Rate Link] - Christians cure homosexuality: Say it! ``Hhhhaaagggh!``
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