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Date: 10/09/12 03:45 PM

21 Responses to Luke, I Am Your Father… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    Link: Luke, I Am Your Father... - Your father, your father, your father, your father...
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    768 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    The cow and the milk one, makes no sense. Unless that`s a bull in drag and a bottle full of beef sperm.
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    A more accurate representation would have been Netscape telling Chrome and Firefox that he was their father. Nerdfail.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    A landline is the father of the cell phone in the sense that burning animals to the gods is the father of medicine.
    Also...IE is not a father...it`s more like a alcoholic aunt that is always on her period.
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    Fembot said it for me.
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 4:47 pm
    But she forgot to mention that the line is "No, I am your father."

    NOT

    "Luke, I am your father."

    Nerdfail.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 9, 2012 at 4:51 pm
    A more accurate representation would have been Netscape telling Chrome and Firefox that he was their father. Nerdfail.
    Actually, Mosaic predates them all. I remember having to download the C source code from NCSA and compiling it myself to run on a Sun SparcStation. I also remember the release of Netscape 1.0 some time AFTER that.

    Also, while the telephone was patented in 1876, the first DIAL telephone didn`t come along until 1919, ~43 years later.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm
    why is milk chinese?
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    RevWubby Male 30-39
    64 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Firefox is direct descendant of Mosaic via Mozilla and Netscape. IE is like having douche-bag Steve as your cousin.
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    wolfguy423 Male 18-29
    172 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    Wow im Loling at all the comments, Nerd Info Nazis... LOLOLOLOL
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    October 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    *sigh*
    Panel 5 should be "I am your MOTHER" duh!

    Cow anatomy: learn it!
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 7:33 pm

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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    439 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    The milk is actually correcting the cow and saying something to the effect of: actually, you are my mother.

    So settle down folks, the Chinese got this one.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    Cow anatomy: learn it!
    So, a cow has 6 teats? :-/
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    658 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    Netscape is the father of Firefox not IE.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 9, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    Netscape is the father of Firefox not IE.
    Mosaic is the father of all web browsers
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    seeping Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    @oldollie

    some do. 4 main ones, and then 2 nubs further back. on some cows the nubs are milkable too!
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 9:41 am
    why is the milk speaking chinese?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    October 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    Okay one more time.
    Bulls (boys) have penises ; Cows (girls) have vaginas
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 11, 2012 at 12:05 am
    Netscape is the father of Firefox not IE.

    The Abacus and sundial I think is the predecessor of calculus and subsequent computing idioms
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    October 11, 2012 at 7:51 am
    is the milk saying "technically as you`re a female bovine, you should be saying you`re my mother"?

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