Kid Draws His Favorite Part Of Church [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

Yep, my favorite part too, kid.
There are 20 comments:
Male 598
My favorite part is when my wife and kids leave for 2 hours so i can masturbate all around the house.
If you are ever in my house, may i recommend never touching the doorknobs, cookware, ceiling, or anything really.
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Male 1,178
I`d argue that the best part about church is not going in the first place and feeling pity for those who choose to waste their time in such a place
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Male 37,897

I gotta agree with the kid.
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Male 441
Looks like a Picasso. The kids got talent.
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Male 2,384
the best part of church, leaving
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Male 13,624
Got me into wine drinking,
full time alky now
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Male 13,624
Boom Boom!
old ones are the best ones! Davy
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Male 12,138
Says Paddy, "5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads"....
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Male 12,138
Joke time. Because I`m hopped up on `flu-relieving medication and can`t sleep.

Seamus and Paddy are in the pub. Paddy asks Seamus what he got up to today. Paddy says "well, I went to confession this morning".

Seamus says "Oh aye? and how did that go?"

Paddy says, "Well, I was in the confession box and told the Priest how I had bought a girl one cheap drink in the pub last night, then she took me home and made rampant love to me all night long".

First the Priest asked, "Was is Mary O`Neill?"

"No", I said.

"Was is Shawna O`Toole?" Asked the priest.

"No", I said.

"It must`ve been Dierdre Murphy then!" He said.

"No father, it wasn`t any of those", I said. And so the confession was over.

"So what did the Priest give you for confession?", asked Seamus.
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Male 2,841
I only went for the free donuts.
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Female 6,381
Follow your heart and your brain, kid.
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Female 1,008
I grew up going to Catholic church. drating horrible. The best part was going out for breakfast afterward.
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Male 15,510
Amen to that
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Male 3,430
I misread it as "your favorite part of Mars."
And saw the picture thinking all Christians are to be abandoned on Mars.
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Male 102
@ holygod they are Christ chex.
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Male 7,924
Dude! Free crackers!
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Male 96
This is EVERY single Catholic. I was raised in that mess, as soon as mass was ending those draters crowded the doors. Bottle neck of madness. Don`t miss that poo anymore.
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Male 395
2nd favourite: mass debating
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Male 1,793
tax the churches...
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Male 19,873
Link: Kid Draws His Favorite Part Of Church [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, my favorite part too, kid.
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