How To Choose Your Religion: A Flowchart [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Well damn, this was pretty accurate.
There are 56 comments:
Male 2,578
HolyGod, don`t be weird.
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Male 3,436
IMMA BUDDHIST!!
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Male 1,243
HG: i think there is the first church of atheism web site, i heard of it a while back. It said something like a few thousand ordained ministers, if it is of any interest to you
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Male 715
What about if I just don`t care
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Male 8,124
TheGuySmiley

"Atheism is protected as a religion"

SWEET. So that means my house is a place of atheist worship (non-worshipping) and I am a minister of atheism by carrying out the (non-existant) rituals. I should get tax breaks!
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Male 1,243
lame pic
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Male 1,243
Male 53
I don`t think Buddhists worship any gods.
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Male 47
Atheism is a religion in the same way that NOT collecting stamps is a hobby.
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Female 15
as Christina said I`m alarmed that any body able to make $6463 in one month on the internet. did you look at this web site >>> Mag66.comTRY TRY
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Male 5,811
[quote]Yes it is. Absolutely[/quote]
No, it isn`t. Absolutely not.
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Female 2,764
"Atheist is a religion now?"

Yes it is. Absolutely
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Female 99
where is the "like" button?
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Male 5,811
What about

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Male 66
where is the "are you high as all hell?" for the rastafarians??? the only one I know where the more you worship the more likely you will see god before ya die!
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Male 1,625
@schecter, you just beat me to it
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Male 37,697
@HG: I was following the flow-chart, and you trolled, just admit it. It doesn`t mean you ALWAYS troll, obviously not! But this time? Yeah.

You can truely believe something and present it in an NON-inflamitory way, ok? (A lesson I occasionally need to learn/remember :humble: )

[quote]*Gasp* How could one forget Zoroastrianism??[/quote]
True that @DaniDrkHrt! I don`t know much about them, but they seem like an interesting bunch.
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Female 9,475
Didn`t I post this a while back, oh yeah I did...
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Male 945
I`m not one to say repost when I see these but this was first posted by "panth753" just a few short months ago on July 23rd. . . and now fancy is claiming it as his own?
Fancy, I think it`s time to pass the reins to someone more deserving, like kitteh9lives or davymid. . . or even Gerry1of1.
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Male 2,988
what a horribly done flow chart
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Male 579
Sooo.... only Christians are boring? And Aetheism is a religion? Not particularly humorous, sorry.
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Male 406
um... hinduism only has one god (Atman) with many different form that represent it. Buddhism has no gods at all.

Come on, i can`t be the only person that took a religion course...
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Male 5,413
Atheist is a religion now?
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Male 1,104
i got 2 packs of pasta and a some canned tomatoes stashed away, i suppose that makes me a ...
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Female 3,696
..I`m a wiccan! I wanted to worship ALL OF THE GODS! annd the cat thing. Whooo!
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Male 89
they forgot to ask if "you want to worship a flying spaghetti monster?".
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Male 1,448
There are only 2 eternal things in life, death and idiots who take themselves way too serious.

I thought this was funny.
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Male 13,624
Aww man, another bloody religious argument
like fecking Palestine here sometimes.
Just have a cup of tea and a biscuit and
a heap of shut the feck up and live with each other
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Male 500
this is why i don`t comment much on iab
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Female 212
*Gasp* How could one forget Zoroastrianism?? I want to convert, just so this can happen to my body after I die. ^.^
Tower of Silence
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Male 8,124
DavyMid

"Not everyone that disagrees with your world-view is a troll."

EXACTLY. Thank you.

See, Crakr, I don`t think you are a troll. I think you are an idiot. I respect your right to be an idiot as loud as you like though. Watching people destroy your arguments on here is literally one of the reasons I come.

Trolls say things just to be inflammatory. Someone saying something they truly believe does not make them a troll, even if those things happen to be inflammatory to some.
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Male 8,124
Crakr

"Go troll somewhere else. Seriously, you`re just being annoying now."

Asking abraham to murder his son for NO reason other to see if he could get him to.

Allowing Job to be tortured just to prove a point.

Killing the innocent first born of egypt.

Turning someone to salt because they turned around.

Having a son JUST so he could be tortured to death.

Oh yes, and DROWNING almost every single man, woman, child, and animal on the planet.

Those things REALLY don`t qualify as "Bloodthirsty, amoral, savage, prone to meaningless violence" to you?

Like it or not that stuff is F.UCKED UP and only a fraction of God`s atrocities. Give me a list of the things Satan did that were worse. Go ahead, I`ll wait.
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Male 12,138
Jesus Harold Christ on a pogo stick.

Crakrjak, here`s a top tip. Not everyone that disagrees with your world-view is a troll. "Troll", in terms of internet parlance, has a specific meaning. It`s not the same thing as any person that disagrees with your world-view.

Many of them do not even have a "bridge" that they need to "crawl back under", as you`ve asserted many times.

Many people on this site would consider YOU the ultimate troll. But you`re not, you just have your opinions and you`re not afraid to voice them, nor should you be. Does that make you a troll?
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Male 17,512
HG: Go troll somewhere else. Seriously, you`re just being annoying now.
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Male 8,124
5Cats

If you`re:
Bloodthirsty
amoral
savage
prone to meaningless violence?

You just might be a Christian!

Seriously! Their "God" makes Satan look like a nice guy!

Seriously have you READ the bible? All the horrible s.hit is done by god. What exactly does satan do?

Oh wait, tell me how the whole first half, where god is murdering and torturing people doesn`t count, except when you want to justify why queers can`t get married.
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Male 37,697
Just kidding bro!

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Male 37,697
VV Curse you @Cajun!!!

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Male 37,697
And now I`m just adding more posts to run up my total!
Those Mayans, eh?
If you`re:
Bloodthirsty
amoral
savage
prone to meaningless violence?

You just might be a Mayan!

Seriously! Their "Gods" make Satan look like a nice guy!
If it wasn`t for their amazing calander? I`d just ignore them. But the `long count`? It`s WAY cool!
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Male 10,855
Nope still an agnostic.
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Male 37,697
Oooo! I wonder what the IAB record is for consecutive posts WITHOUT getting the banhammer?
7?
11?
19?
I do so hope I go down in the annuls of IAB history!
Because, you know, ALL my posts thus far have been ON TOPIC!
Dammit!
So there!
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Male 37,697
I asked politely and everything!
I`m not a bad kitty! I`ll poop in the litterbox and everything! Er, in the chatroom litterbox, or something...
3 (three) folks in the chatroom as I type? What it`s too crowded and you can`t let little old ME in?
Waaaagh!
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Male 37,697
I`m going to "pile on" and risk a 15 yard penalty:
HEY!
@FancyLad!
Why haven`t you sent me a chatroom code? Eh?
*sniffle*
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Male 37,697
JULY!!!!!



Kitty Kitty Fancia = Amazingly great!
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Male 37,697
Dear Ghod!
Look up "Zen Catgirl" and what do I find?

Things Like THIS!

I`m going to sleep now...
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Male 37,697
[quote]Roman religion not covered.[/quote]
Well @AJ: Th Romans stole most of their religion from the Greeks (just changing the names, eh?) and also were open to adapting other religions into the "Roman Fold" too.
@LillianDulci: Buddists believe in even less than us Deists, but that`s just MHO eh? Zen on the other hand is great!
Zen >< Buddism.
But you need to be really smart to understand why this makes sense...
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Male 37,697
Cat Girl + Religion?

Angel Catgirl!

This is a repost for sure! I recall tehre being NO DEIST option and being deeply offended...
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Male 1,674
i don`t know if i would say it was genetic... but i have heard about people curing religion with homosexuality.
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Male 251
tom, so religion is genetic?
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Male 1,674
I don`t think you can actually choose a religion. Don`t you either believe in it or you donT?
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Male 251
Zombunny, I think you should dip the bacon in the hummus just for the awkwardness.
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Female 2,674
HG, I know you`re trying to be funny and all :P But plenty of people switch religions later on or were indoctrinated and then left the religion and such.
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Male 8,124
Simpler than that

Were you indoctrinated as a child?

Yes: You`re what your parents are.
No: You`re an Atheist.

Wait... Did you kill someone?
Yes: You`re a born again Christian
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Female 2,674
Buddhists don`t believe in a god, and definitely not a ton of them. Buddhists technically can believe in a god if they want to but it`s their own opinion separate from Buddhism.
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Male 10,339
Roman religion not covered.

I want to follow that.
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Female 2,525
Can I be an atheist who also loves bacon and hummus?
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Male 20,115
Link: How To Choose Your Religion: A Flowchart [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well damn, this was pretty accurate.
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