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57 Responses to How To Choose Your Religion: A Flowchart [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    Link: How To Choose Your Religion: A Flowchart - Well damn, this was pretty accurate.
  2. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm
    Can I be an atheist who also loves bacon and hummus?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    Roman religion not covered.

    I want to follow that.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 23, 2012 at 5:37 pm
    Buddhists don`t believe in a god, and definitely not a ton of them. Buddhists technically can believe in a god if they want to but it`s their own opinion separate from Buddhism.
  5. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    Simpler than that

    Were you indoctrinated as a child?

    Yes: You`re what your parents are.
    No: You`re an Atheist.

    Wait... Did you kill someone?
    Yes: You`re a born again Christian
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    HG, I know you`re trying to be funny and all :P But plenty of people switch religions later on or were indoctrinated and then left the religion and such.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
    251 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    Zombunny, I think you should dip the bacon in the hummus just for the awkwardness.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    I don`t think you can actually choose a religion. Don`t you either believe in it or you donT?
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
    251 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    tom, so religion is genetic?
  10. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    i don`t know if i would say it was genetic... but i have heard about people curing religion with homosexuality.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    October 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    I love both bacon and hummus.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    October 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm
    Cat Girl + Religion?

    Angel Catgirl!

    This is a repost for sure! I recall tehre being NO DEIST option and being deeply offended...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    Roman religion not covered.
    Well @AJ: Th Romans stole most of their religion from the Greeks (just changing the names, eh?) and also were open to adapting other religions into the "Roman Fold" too.
    @LillianDulci: Buddists believe in even less than us Deists, but that`s just MHO eh? Zen on the other hand is great!
    Zen >< Buddism.
    But you need to be really smart to understand why this makes sense...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    Dear Ghod!
    Look up "Zen Catgirl" and what do I find?

    Things Like THIS!

    I`m going to sleep now...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    JULY!!!!!



    Kitty Kitty Fancia = Amazingly great!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    I`m going to "pile on" and risk a 15 yard penalty:
    HEY!
    @FancyLad!
    Why haven`t you sent me a chatroom code? Eh?
    *sniffle*
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    I asked politely and everything!
    I`m not a bad kitty! I`ll poop in the litterbox and everything! Er, in the chatroom litterbox, or something...
    3 (three) folks in the chatroom as I type? What it`s too crowded and you can`t let little old ME in?
    Waaaagh!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm
    Oooo! I wonder what the IAB record is for consecutive posts WITHOUT getting the banhammer?
    7?
    11?
    19?
    I do so hope I go down in the annuls of IAB history!
    Because, you know, ALL my posts thus far have been ON TOPIC!
    Dammit!
    So there!
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm
    Nope still an agnostic.
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:25 pm
    And now I`m just adding more posts to run up my total!
    Those Mayans, eh?
    If you`re:
    Bloodthirsty
    amoral
    savage
    prone to meaningless violence?

    You just might be a Mayan!

    Seriously! Their "Gods" make Satan look like a nice guy!
    If it wasn`t for their amazing calander? I`d just ignore them. But the `long count`? It`s WAY cool!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:27 pm
    VV Curse you @Cajun!!!

  22. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    Just kidding bro!

  23. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 8:00 pm
    5Cats

    If you`re:
    Bloodthirsty
    amoral
    savage
    prone to meaningless violence?

    You just might be a Christian!

    Seriously! Their "God" makes Satan look like a nice guy!

    Seriously have you READ the bible? All the horrible s.hit is done by god. What exactly does satan do?

    Oh wait, tell me how the whole first half, where god is murdering and torturing people doesn`t count, except when you want to justify why queers can`t get married.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    HG: Go troll somewhere else. Seriously, you`re just being annoying now.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    Jesus Harold Christ on a pogo stick.

    Crakrjak, here`s a top tip. Not everyone that disagrees with your world-view is a troll. "Troll", in terms of internet parlance, has a specific meaning. It`s not the same thing as any person that disagrees with your world-view.

    Many of them do not even have a "bridge" that they need to "crawl back under", as you`ve asserted many times.

    Many people on this site would consider YOU the ultimate troll. But you`re not, you just have your opinions and you`re not afraid to voice them, nor should you be. Does that make you a troll?
  26. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    Crakr

    "Go troll somewhere else. Seriously, you`re just being annoying now."

    Asking abraham to murder his son for NO reason other to see if he could get him to.

    Allowing Job to be tortured just to prove a point.

    Killing the innocent first born of egypt.

    Turning someone to salt because they turned around.

    Having a son JUST so he could be tortured to death.

    Oh yes, and DROWNING almost every single man, woman, child, and animal on the planet.

    Those things REALLY don`t qualify as "Bloodthirsty, amoral, savage, prone to meaningless violence" to you?

    Like it or not that stuff is F.UCKED UP and only a fraction of God`s atrocities. Give me a list of the things Satan did that were worse. Go ahead, I`ll wait.
  27. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    DavyMid

    "Not everyone that disagrees with your world-view is a troll."

    EXACTLY. Thank you.

    See, Crakr, I don`t think you are a troll. I think you are an idiot. I respect your right to be an idiot as loud as you like though. Watching people destroy your arguments on here is literally one of the reasons I come.

    Trolls say things just to be inflammatory. Someone saying something they truly believe does not make them a troll, even if those things happen to be inflammatory to some.
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    *Gasp* How could one forget Zoroastrianism?? I want to convert, just so this can happen to my body after I die. ^.^
    Tower of Silence
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 10:05 pm
    this is why i don`t comment much on iab
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 23, 2012 at 11:55 pm
    Aww man, another bloody religious argument
    like fecking Palestine here sometimes.
    Just have a cup of tea and a biscuit and
    a heap of shut the feck up and live with each other
  31. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 12:52 am
    There are only 2 eternal things in life, death and idiots who take themselves way too serious.

    I thought this was funny.
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    sharpydufc Male 18-29
    89 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:31 am
    they forgot to ask if "you want to worship a flying spaghetti monster?".
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:32 am
    ..I`m a wiccan! I wanted to worship ALL OF THE GODS! annd the cat thing. Whooo!
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 4:25 am
    i got 2 packs of pasta and a some canned tomatoes stashed away, i suppose that makes me a ...
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 5:18 am
    Atheist is a religion now?
  36. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 5:56 am
    um... hinduism only has one god (Atman) with many different form that represent it. Buddhism has no gods at all.

    Come on, i can`t be the only person that took a religion course...
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 6:14 am
    Sooo.... only Christians are boring? And Aetheism is a religion? Not particularly humorous, sorry.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 6:41 am
    what a horribly done flow chart
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 6:48 am
    I`m not one to say repost when I see these but this was first posted by "panth753" just a few short months ago on July 23rd. . . and now fancy is claiming it as his own?
    Fancy, I think it`s time to pass the reins to someone more deserving, like kitteh9lives or davymid. . . or even Gerry1of1.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 7:30 am
    Didn`t I post this a while back, oh yeah I did...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 8:09 am
    @HG: I was following the flow-chart, and you trolled, just admit it. It doesn`t mean you ALWAYS troll, obviously not! But this time? Yeah.

    You can truely believe something and present it in an NON-inflamitory way, ok? (A lesson I occasionally need to learn/remember :humble: )

    *Gasp* How could one forget Zoroastrianism??
    True that @DaniDrkHrt! I don`t know much about them, but they seem like an interesting bunch.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 8:13 am
    @schecter, you just beat me to it
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    widjadidja Male 30-39
    66 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 8:24 am
    where is the "are you high as all hell?" for the rastafarians??? the only one I know where the more you worship the more likely you will see god before ya die!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 8:32 am
    What about

  45. Profile photo of deutza92
    deutza92 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 9:20 am
    where is the "like" button?
  46. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 9:25 am
    "Atheist is a religion now?"

    Yes it is. Absolutely
  47. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 9:36 am
    Yes it is. Absolutely
    No, it isn`t. Absolutely not.
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    green101 Female 30-39
    15 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 10:45 am
    as Christina said I`m alarmed that any body able to make $6463 in one month on the internet. did you look at this web site >>> Mag66.comTRY TRY
  49. Profile photo of Davel23
    Davel23 Male 40-49
    47 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 11:21 am
    Atheism is a religion in the same way that NOT collecting stamps is a hobby.
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    sr3nity Male 70 & Over
    53 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    I don`t think Buddhists worship any gods.
  51. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    Atheism is protected as a religion
  52. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    lame pic
  53. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm
    TheGuySmiley

    "Atheism is protected as a religion"

    SWEET. So that means my house is a place of atheist worship (non-worshipping) and I am a minister of atheism by carrying out the (non-existant) rituals. I should get tax breaks!
  54. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    What about if I just don`t care
  55. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    HG: i think there is the first church of atheism web site, i heard of it a while back. It said something like a few thousand ordained ministers, if it is of any interest to you
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2763 posts
    October 24, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    IMMA BUDDHIST!!
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    October 25, 2012 at 4:36 am
    HolyGod, don`t be weird.

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