Homosexuality = Ducks Ruling The World [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

Why am I not surprised this is the product of homeschooling?
There are 49 comments:
Male 579
...because ALL Christians are like this. /end sarcasm.
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Male 453
Home schooled. Nuff said.
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Female 2,927
*head desk* oh for f*ck`s sake...
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Female 1
Replace "homosexuality" with "Christianity", "duck" with "quack" and some other minor changes, and it`s not a bad little article.
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Male 95
I don`t want to get ducked in my end!
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Male 12,138
Mallard have mercy on our souls...
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Female 233
not all homeschoolers are nutjob religious maniacs.
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Male 270
Haha, Garfunkel & Oates is who I thought of when I read the title as well, they are awesome.
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Male 7,775
That`s just quackers
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Male 37,674
@drips: You tease! Mention that cutie-pie duo and NOT link them?

Sex With Ducks

Pluse those two girls are cute as buttons!! Funny, smart, talented too...
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Male 904
Garfunkel & Oates have a song about this called "Sex with Ducks". Which one of them do YOU want to bang?
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Male 3,909
So... you don`t want you children to have to compete with ducks and you want them to "EVOLVE" further than you have... But... none if it bears any weight because you don`t believe in evolution?!

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Male 12,365
[quote]Oh yes, those filthy Romans and their enormous contributions to the realms of math and science.[/quote]

Well yes, but it was mostly Greek or Romano-Greek. Rome itself was more into engineering than maths and science. On the whole, Roman culture tended towards more immediately practical stuff.

Which brings me to a huge error that is small only in comparison to the mind-boggling level of wrongness in the rest of her letter. Rome in the stone age? No. Not even close. Empty hills in the stone age. Maybe a little town right at the end of the bronze age, depending on when you draw the line of the end of the bronze age and what date you take for the founding of Rome. The official year in ancient Roman accounts was 1 AUC on their calendar (753BC on ours) but it`s possible that it was a bit later.
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Male 3,436
The Ancient Romans? Is this little girl referring to the civilization who created the modern calendar 2000 years ago?
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Male 11,740
Anyone who makes a crack at being homeschooled based on this is very far down the evolutionary ladder. Or if you dispute that because you don`t believe in evolution, then you`re just an idiot. Not because you don`t believe in evolution, because people who are homeschooled are just as intelligent as anyone else.
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Male 37,674
@LadySatan: Welcome to IAB!
Nope. Some swans mate for life, but all the duck species I know of mate for 1 year only.
In the summer, the males all fly north to molt, while the females stay in the south with the ducklings.
Then in the fall the males all fly back and try to find a new mate. The male picks a female (if she lets him!) and sticks with her like glue as they fly south, winter and then fly north again.

Of course duck rape and stuff happens too...

[quote]@5Cats,
I don`t know, man, I`ve seen some cute ducks![/quote]
True @broizfam, but their feathers tickle so much! And they snore...
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Female 2,415
For crying out loud there is a species of lemmings with only females!! They take turns dry humping each other and spontaneously get pregnant!!! It`s how they procreate! Homosexuality DOES NOT automatically mean the end of a species! Sheesh.
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Female 519
Wait a minute, the author is 14??? Nohopeforthehumanrace. :(
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Male 5,807
@5Cats,
I don`t know, man, I`ve seen some cute ducks!
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Male 5,807
Lebowski42`
I hope you`re right, but suspect it was written in all seriousness. She notes that she`s home schooled and doesn`t believe in evolution. I`m hoping that`s just "topping on the cake". If not, she was likely pulled out of school by Christian fundmentalist parents and home schooled, likely by them, so she wouldn`t be "tainted" by modern education.
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Male 13,624

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Male 13,624
Is this why old queens say ``hello ducky`` ??
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Female 51
Someone should inform her of the fact that while ducks pair-bond for life they (like most other animals - humans included) are NOT monogamous. Then sit back & watch her tiny home-schooled brain explode.
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Male 2,220
People wouldn`t go extinct even if everyone was gay, two gay couples can have kids, even if they find the process a little distasteful.

For ducks on the other hand, especially rare ones...

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Male 67
This is hilarious, I really think that it was written as a farce. The points it uses are all counterpoints to the traditional anti-gay message. I must have been written to demonstrate how stupid the anti-gay argument sounds to non-fundamentalists. (then again maybe the person who wrote it is challenged)
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Male 8,123
Arcval

So we should copy ducks and procreate exclusively through GANG rape?
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Male 37,674
Yikes!
I don`t want ducks to "get me in the end" so Im gonna oppose homosexuality!!!
I mean srsly, you seen pictures of a duck`s penis? EEEWW!

(Otherwise this is so fully of funny = win!)
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Male 303
So we should copy ducks and procreate exclusively through rape?
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Male 2,855
thats why rome fell. ducks.
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Female 6,381
This is wrong and ignorant on so many levels that I don`t know why anyone would comment seriously on the the content. That any adult could "educate" a teenager to this level is absolutely appalling.
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Male 8,123
Part of the logic is true IF homosexuality could spread. However, it isn`t contagious.

If everyone was gay, yes, the human race would cease to be, but gay marriage doesn`t make a straight person gay any more than straight marriage makes a gay person straight.
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Male 5,811
You should require certification to homeschool your child.
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Male 10,855
Oh yes, those filthy Romans and their enormous contributions to the realms of math and science.

N1gg4 plz

Oh here`s to the smear job IAB censors tried to pull on me.


"I`m a racist!"? Seriously??!??
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Male 1,625
guaranteed to go through a lesbian phase in college
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Male 4,393
"It`s written by a fourteen year old, just ignore it."

That was my first thought but then I was hit with how well it was written for a fourteen year old. There`s a brain in there. The ignorance she has learned will wash off when she hits the real world.
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Male 448
At least she tried to sound logical. That is more than can be said about a lot of grown up religious people

@sssfdg: ever heard of animal farm?
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Male 395
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Male 17,512
It`s written by a fourteen year old, just ignore it.
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Male 190
"with ducks MORE equal than us"

At 14 I can excuse poor writing skills. I cannot however excuse such a complete lack of logic.
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Male 4,431
Nice, Linkenberger! Very, very nice. :-)
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Male 12,138
Surely this is a joke. Especially since, out of all the animals to pick, homosexuality has been well documented among ducks:

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/2009/03/10/gay-ducks-derail-repopulation-plan/
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Male 1,164
That was most fowl. Her parents were obviously quacks.
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Male 15,510

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Male 3,445
Blame the parents.
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Female 2,674
I thought it was just someone trolling until I read who wrote it. ._.
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Female 298
wow. just wow. Please...someone sterilize it before it can pass on the stupid to future generations.
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Female 519
This argument is exactly why her genetic line should die out.. But with an argument like that I`m sure she`s going to add more little morons to the population.
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Male 102
quack!
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Female 8,044
Link: Homosexuality = Ducks Ruling The World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Why am I not surprised this is the product of homeschooling?
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