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Date: 10/05/12 11:15 AM

49 Responses to Homosexuality = Ducks Ruling The World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:08 am
    Link: Homosexuality = Ducks Ruling The World - Why am I not surprised this is the product of homeschooling?
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    mr-everyman Male 70 & Over
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:19 am
    quack!
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
    This argument is exactly why her genetic line should die out.. But with an argument like that I`m sure she`s going to add more little morons to the population.
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    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 11:23 am
    wow. just wow. Please...someone sterilize it before it can pass on the stupid to future generations.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:25 am
    I thought it was just someone trolling until I read who wrote it. ._.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:37 am
    Blame the parents.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:40 am

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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:47 am
    That was most fowl. Her parents were obviously quacks.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:52 am
    Surely this is a joke. Especially since, out of all the animals to pick, homosexuality has been well documented among ducks:

    http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/extinction-countdown/2009/03/10/gay-ducks-derail-repopulation-plan/
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:56 am
    Nice, Linkenberger! Very, very nice. :-)
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    sssfdg Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 11:58 am
    "with ducks MORE equal than us"

    At 14 I can excuse poor writing skills. I cannot however excuse such a complete lack of logic.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm
    It`s written by a fourteen year old, just ignore it.
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    Langer Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:02 pm
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    deputy Male 50-59
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    At least she tried to sound logical. That is more than can be said about a lot of grown up religious people

    @sssfdg: ever heard of animal farm?
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    "It`s written by a fourteen year old, just ignore it."

    That was my first thought but then I was hit with how well it was written for a fourteen year old. There`s a brain in there. The ignorance she has learned will wash off when she hits the real world.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    guaranteed to go through a lesbian phase in college
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Oh yes, those filthy Romans and their enormous contributions to the realms of math and science.

    N1gg4 plz

    Oh here`s to the smear job IAB censors tried to pull on me.


    "I`m a racist!"? Seriously??!??
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    You should require certification to homeschool your child.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    Part of the logic is true IF homosexuality could spread. However, it isn`t contagious.

    If everyone was gay, yes, the human race would cease to be, but gay marriage doesn`t make a straight person gay any more than straight marriage makes a gay person straight.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    October 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    This is wrong and ignorant on so many levels that I don`t know why anyone would comment seriously on the the content. That any adult could "educate" a teenager to this level is absolutely appalling.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    thats why rome fell. ducks.
  22. Profile photo of Arcval
    Arcval Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    So we should copy ducks and procreate exclusively through rape?
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Yikes!
    I don`t want ducks to "get me in the end" so Im gonna oppose homosexuality!!!
    I mean srsly, you seen pictures of a duck`s penis? EEEWW!

    (Otherwise this is so fully of funny = win!)
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    Arcval

    So we should copy ducks and procreate exclusively through GANG rape?
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    Lebowski42 Male 18-29
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    This is hilarious, I really think that it was written as a farce. The points it uses are all counterpoints to the traditional anti-gay message. I must have been written to demonstrate how stupid the anti-gay argument sounds to non-fundamentalists. (then again maybe the person who wrote it is challenged)
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm
    People wouldn`t go extinct even if everyone was gay, two gay couples can have kids, even if they find the process a little distasteful.

    For ducks on the other hand, especially rare ones...

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    LadySatan Female 40-49
    51 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    Someone should inform her of the fact that while ducks pair-bond for life they (like most other animals - humans included) are NOT monogamous. Then sit back & watch her tiny home-schooled brain explode.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    Is this why old queens say ``hello ducky`` ??
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm

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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4846 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    Lebowski42`
    I hope you`re right, but suspect it was written in all seriousness. She notes that she`s home schooled and doesn`t believe in evolution. I`m hoping that`s just "topping on the cake". If not, she was likely pulled out of school by Christian fundmentalist parents and home schooled, likely by them, so she wouldn`t be "tainted" by modern education.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    @5Cats,
    I don`t know, man, I`ve seen some cute ducks!
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    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm
    Wait a minute, the author is 14??? Nohopeforthehumanrace. :(
  33. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    For crying out loud there is a species of lemmings with only females!! They take turns dry humping each other and spontaneously get pregnant!!! It`s how they procreate! Homosexuality DOES NOT automatically mean the end of a species! Sheesh.
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    October 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    @LadySatan: Welcome to IAB!
    Nope. Some swans mate for life, but all the duck species I know of mate for 1 year only.
    In the summer, the males all fly north to molt, while the females stay in the south with the ducklings.
    Then in the fall the males all fly back and try to find a new mate. The male picks a female (if she lets him!) and sticks with her like glue as they fly south, winter and then fly north again.

    Of course duck rape and stuff happens too...

    @5Cats,
    I don`t know, man, I`ve seen some cute ducks!
    True @broizfam, but their feathers tickle so much! And they snore...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    Anyone who makes a crack at being homeschooled based on this is very far down the evolutionary ladder. Or if you dispute that because you don`t believe in evolution, then you`re just an idiot. Not because you don`t believe in evolution, because people who are homeschooled are just as intelligent as anyone else.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2766 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 3:15 pm
    The Ancient Romans? Is this little girl referring to the civilization who created the modern calendar 2000 years ago?
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    Oh yes, those filthy Romans and their enormous contributions to the realms of math and science.

    Well yes, but it was mostly Greek or Romano-Greek. Rome itself was more into engineering than maths and science. On the whole, Roman culture tended towards more immediately practical stuff.

    Which brings me to a huge error that is small only in comparison to the mind-boggling level of wrongness in the rest of her letter. Rome in the stone age? No. Not even close. Empty hills in the stone age. Maybe a little town right at the end of the bronze age, depending on when you draw the line of the end of the bronze age and what date you take for the founding of Rome. The official year in ancient Roman accounts was 1 AUC on their calendar (753BC on ours) but it`s possible that it was a bit later.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    So... you don`t want you children to have to compete with ducks and you want them to "EVOLVE" further than you have... But... none if it bears any weight because you don`t believe in evolution?!

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    drips Male 30-39
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    October 5, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    Garfunkel & Oates have a song about this called "Sex with Ducks". Which one of them do YOU want to bang?
  40. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    October 5, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    @drips: You tease! Mention that cutie-pie duo and NOT link them?

    Sex With Ducks

    Pluse those two girls are cute as buttons!! Funny, smart, talented too...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    October 6, 2012 at 12:07 am
    That`s just quackers
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    Javien Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2012 at 1:15 am
    Haha, Garfunkel & Oates is who I thought of when I read the title as well, they are awesome.
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    October 6, 2012 at 4:32 am
    not all homeschoolers are nutjob religious maniacs.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 6, 2012 at 11:31 am
    Mallard have mercy on our souls...
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    Jaellot Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    I don`t want to get ducked in my end!
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    MeowKota Female 18-29
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    October 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Replace "homosexuality" with "Christianity", "duck" with "quack" and some other minor changes, and it`s not a bad little article.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    October 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    *head desk* oh for f*ck`s sake...
  48. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    October 7, 2012 at 9:22 pm
    Home schooled. Nuff said.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
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    October 8, 2012 at 9:16 am
    ...because ALL Christians are like this. /end sarcasm.

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